FFFC

Ycu2013 · March 2014

It's 10:15am and I'm beyond exhausted. Watching old episodes of the Bachelorette until almost 2 in the am (2 days in a row) will do that to you. So, DS1 ate his breakfast in my bed while ds2 slept and now we are watching toons still in bed and I'm happily Bumping! Happy Friday

#beinglazyistheshit
#noshitsarebeinggiven

Lee81 · March 2014

Emilyusc211 said:
I creep up to 4 way stops really slowly when there's other cars there because I get anxiety about who is supposed to go first. Just let me be Mr. Magoo and you guys go ahead.

Sometimes I do the opposite of this. If I'm coming up to a stop sign at the same time opposing traffic is getting near their sign, I sometimes stop just a bit short of the line so I get to be the first one who stopped.

Ajoyd · March 2014

juliemay623 said: 3) DH turns 30 this year, and I know his mom wants to organize him some sort of party. I'd be fine with it, but his birthday is the Saturday before mother's day, and I don't want my first mother's day to be ruined by a hungover husband. @kelle017 30 is too old for your husband to get so drunk at a family bday party that he is hungover the next day. And if he is that's his problem... You should go out shopping, get a massage, mani/pedi,etc. and he will have to deal with LO with a hangover! Or if you do family stuff he can suck it up!

_______________________

Yeah, sounds like he needs a reality check.

#justkidding

Emilyraymond · March 2014

I don't know if this is really a FFFC or Vent or what? But I'm at work right now and my mom is watching DS who is almost 4 and I'm having totally anxiety about it! It's only the second time she's babysat but I don't like it and I don't know how to tell her I would rather pay the extra money at day care and send him there. Lo is at daycare and DS is pretty self sufficient but it makes me nervous! I have no trust and little to no respect for her but I'm trying to give her a chance. It's too hard tho!

carawasa · March 2014

SaggySandbagsMagee said:

Sometimes when my sandbags drag on the floor I get slivers in them

elllaf · March 2014

Emilyusc211 said:

I signed her email up to a few online newsletters/spam. One may have been Christian Mingle. Fuck the kill them with kindness stuff at this point.

Hahahahahahah. This is amazing.

SaggySandbagsMagee · March 2014

carawasa said:

SaggySandbagsMagee said:

Sometimes when my sandbags drag on the floor I get slivers in them

Lee81 · March 2014

All this alter ego business reminds me that I originally created this account as an ae. That's probably not much of a confession since no one on this board would have known me by my first knot/nest name andplusalso, I never ended up using this name for its original intended purpose.

Weljadraak · March 2014

The reactions were great, however, I'm a little disappointed no one liked my canned chicken gif.

CateOfChicago · March 2014

I'm also grossed out by sharing toothbrushes, DH doesn't care. He uses mine to bug me.

We shared loofahs in the shower for years until I saw him wipe his ass. Gross. I have my own now.

#marriedtoswampass

acethebase · March 2014

Who are you @MischiefManagedNumbers? I see you keep liking everyone's posts, you've never intro'd or posted before...

babyLOLO13 · March 2014

carriet2018 said:

I like to get drunk at family parties and i am 28 years old, also i like to get drunk at non-family parties, and get drunk at non-parties. i like to get drunk.

Preah Girl. I'm with you! #Drinkallthewines before pregnant w/ #2 is my goal.

germanpickle · March 2014

The Paralympics started today. I've already seen more of them than I did of the entire "real" Olympics.

Ajoyd · March 2014

carriet2018 said:

I like to get drunk at family parties and i am 28 years old, also i like to get drunk at non-family parties, and get drunk at non-parties. i like to get drunk.

This is me every day:

Mae208 · March 2014

comeongetdown said:

acethebase said:

Who are you @MischiefManagedNumbers? I see you keep liking everyone's posts, you've never intro'd or posted before...

it's another AE that was created this morning

YAWN

Weljadraak · March 2014

Sooo, now there is @mischiefmanagednumbers, @SaggySandbagsMagee, and I just saw @huntjulsmanny.

(UO) It was funny at first, but then they kept outing themselves (sad). Now it's overkill. It would have stayed funny if they occasionally popped up. IDK, we'll see. Maybe I'm missing something.

Gatorsgirl731 · March 2014

trackgirlparis said:
DHs birthday is tomorrow and although he doesn't want to spend money by going out, I NEED a night without LO. So I'm basically taking DH out for my sanity, more than for his birthday. SIL will be watching DD.

Also @gatorsgirl731 I was convinced I was KU until last night when I got my 4 days late period. I was also insanely stalking N14. I'm happy we WON'T be N14 bumpie friends too.

@trackgirlparis

I'm still waiting for AF to show I spotted Monday and today. Two neg tests make me feel better but AF would really make me feel good. DH gets snipped in a month and I can't wait.

sleepy33 · March 2014

Weljadraak said:

Sooo, now there is @mischiefmanagednumbers, @SaggySandbagsMagee, and I just saw @huntjulsmanny.

(UO) It was funny at first, but then they kept outing themselves (sad). Now it's overkill. It would have stayed funny if they occasionally popped up. IDK, we'll see. Maybe I'm missing something.

trackgirlparis · March 2014

Gatorsgirl731 said:

trackgirlparis said:
DHs birthday is tomorrow and although he doesn't want to spend money by going out, I NEED a night without LO. So I'm basically taking DH out for my sanity, more than for his birthday. SIL will be watching DD.

Also @gatorsgirl731 I was convinced I was KU until last night when I got my 4 days late period. I was also insanely stalking N14. I'm happy we WON'T be N14 bumpie friends too.
@trackgirlparis

I'm still waiting for AF to show I spotted Monday and today. Two neg tests make me feel better but AF would really make me feel good. DH gets snipped in a month and I can't wait.

Ah! Yes that would make you feel much better! Hope it makes it's appearance soon!

Weljadraak · March 2014

sleepy33 said:

sleepy33 · March 2014

Weljadraak said:

sleepy33 said:

See, don't you feel better now? Sidenote: my husband brought me home a used DVD of Holy Grail that he found in the $1.99 bin at the video store. #score

Weljadraak · March 2014

sleepy33 said:
See, don't you feel better now? Sidenote: my husband brought me home a used DVD of Holy Grail that he found in the $1.99 bin at the video store. #score

Score!, indeed. That movie is hilarious - a true classic. Now I have a craving to watch it.

babyLOLO13 · March 2014

@carriet2018 -- not till next year. Which means, drunken lush for the next year. And .. GO.

babyLOLO13 · March 2014

comeongetdown said:

Sooo, now there is @mischiefmanagednumbers, @SaggySandbagsMagee, and I just saw @huntjulsmanny.

(UO) It was funny at first, but then they kept outing themselves (sad). Now it's overkill. It would have stayed funny if they occasionally popped up. IDK, we'll see. Maybe I'm missing something.
I also saw @moonmoon69 joined yesterday. I noticed it in the "recent activity" on the right of the screen.

Osmith5 and moonmoon are SACRED. That AE better be real fucking funny.

babyLOLO13 · March 2014

carriet2018 said:

babyLOLO13 said:

@carriet2018 -- not till next year. Which means, drunken lush for the next year. And .. GO.

How I wish my Friday night was:

How my Friday night will actually go:

Weljadraak · March 2014

I just saw @soonersnanny. I swear, I'm not even mad! I'm keeping count...

Seriously, though, I think there is an AE epidemic.

Mae208 · March 2014

My FFFC- I luv when a bumpie that I don't particularly love makes a comment and nobody 'likes' it.

Hmm and now I bet nobody will 'like' this comment just to make me feel dumb

(

TicklyDikly · March 2014

sleepy33 · March 2014

anamouse said:

I had Wendy's for the first time today.

deedee1017 · March 2014

Natalie2290 said:

I know this is stupid. But a FFFC of mine is that. I opened my account in August 2013, and now have 4K love it's. This makes me happy.

I'm embarrassed to admit this but when I hit 1k loves I was pretty excited.

Inn2 · March 2014

Issues over the last year have tanked my self-esteem, though I work hard to hide it in reality. The unspoken part of my Lent was to work on this, therefore, when @dh13 posted in UO, I made myself believe she was not including me in the non-caring. I'm not sure I believe myself or why it should bother me.

I often don't wear pantyhose with dresses, for 2 reasons. First, because I refuse to believe I am the size I'd be required to buy. Second, because I hate runs and squishing myself into the stuff. 'Sides, most of my dresses are long and I really prefer my jeans.

I have to wonder, if you don't believe people with ugly veiny legs should be without panty hose, does that mean no shorts for them, or horrors, no bathing suits? I'll be wearing my shorts and a bathing suit, thankyouverymuch, and you can just keep your eyes off my legs that being almost 40 and pregnancy killed.

I wish that people on here grasped the fact that just because they've posted and been a part of this bump group for the last year, does not mean that they can post stupid stuff and have it be AOK. Like it or not, some people are more liked than others and won't be slammed as hard. Get over it and keep your stupid stuff to yourself if you don't want to be called on it, instead of whining about what other "popular" people get away with posting.

Life isn't fair, even on the bump, so build a bridge and get over it.

juliemay623 · March 2014

carriet2018 said:
I like to get drunk at family parties and i am 28 years old, also i like to get drunk at non-family parties, and get drunk at non-parties. i like to get drunk.

@carriet2018 Don't get me wrong I like to get as drunk as the next guy, but now that I have LO it just doesn't have quite the same appeal as it used to. Something to do with Not being able to sleep in and nurse the hangover and having to wake up in the MOTN to nurse DD.

My point to @kelle017 should have just been her DH is old enough to understand the potential consequences of getting drunk and can therefore suck it up on Mothers Day to make sure it is special for her.

kelle017 · March 2014

juliemay623 said:

I like to get drunk at family parties and i am 28 years old, also i like to get drunk at non-family parties, and get drunk at non-parties. i like to get drunk.
@carriet2018 Don't get me wrong I like to get as drunk as the next guy, but now that I have LO it just doesn't have quite the same appeal as it used to. Something to do with Not being able to sleep in and nurse the hangover and having to wake up in the MOTN to nurse DD. My point to @kelle017 should have just been her DH is old enough to understand the potential consequences of getting drunk and can therefore suck it up on Mothers Day to make sure it is special for her.

Yeah, any other year I wouldn't have cared, but I'm selfish (or actually I don't think it is) and want my first mother's day to be special. Maybe I'll have to plan the get together for that Friday.

#problemsolved

#dirtythirtycomingup

Ycu2013 · March 2014

Mae208 said:
My FFFC- I luv when a bumpie that I don't particularly love makes a comment and nobody 'likes' it.

Hmm and now I bet nobody will 'like' this comment just to make me feel dumb (

Yikes. This makes me sad.

Lee81 · March 2014

Natalie2290 said:
I know this is stupid. But a FFFC of mine is that. I opened my account in August 2013, and now have 4K love it's. This makes me happy.

Love it's only became a thing in July. You wouldn't have missed out on many even if you had open your account earlier.

On a side note, I have found that if you add a gif to any random post, someone is almost always going to love it. Let me test my theory...

chelseyestelle · March 2014

Lee81 said:

Natalie2290 said:
I know this is stupid. But a FFFC of mine is that. I opened my account in August 2013, and now have 4K love it's. This makes me happy.

Love it's only became a thing in July. You wouldn't have missed out on many even if you had open your account earlier.

On a side note, I have found that if you add a gif to any random post, someone is almost always going to love it. Let me test my theory...

I loved this post because of the love it's only becoming a thing in July because that's exactly what I was thinking. Not because of your gif. Carry on.

Jenball717 · March 2014

Okay, here's my confession.
I have a cold and am going through massive amounts of tissues. I keep throwing my used tissues in the general direction of the garbage can in my room because my cat knocked it over and there's garbage on the floor anyway. Now it's just a mess in the corner of my room.

ajjf1026 · March 2014

Where does everyone find the good gifs? I use google and nothing good ever comes up. So what do you type in the search bar?

bkeane619 · March 2014

Geeze I'm gone most of the day and how many AE's have shown their Avatars?

Lee81 · March 2014

ElleStaxx said:

Where does everyone find the good gifs? I use google and nothing good ever comes up. So what do you type in the search bar?
'Whatever in the world you could imagine' GIF. Any kind of GIF you want just type that and add 'GIF' at the end. Some people get theirs off of tumblr

I do all my searches in Google. You have to make sure to click over to Images. Then you have to sift through the nonsense until you find something worth posting. And if you're anything like me, you go a little nuts and look through, like, 8 pages of options just in case there is something better. It's exhausting.

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