Shameful/Emabarassing Things pt. 2

pantherRN · March 2014

I just downed an entire Frosty on the way home from work.

It was amazing.

tourqeyes · March 2014

Assuming this was before dinner. I did this also but it was a bowl of mint chocolate chip before DH got home.

Csltdk · March 2014

I have already gained over 25 pounds and I couldn't be happier

RJHarmon · March 2014

Ordered Chinese for lunch and subs are on their way for dinner

Edit for more info: I blame the damn cheesesteak post from earlier...

jensavicci · March 2014

I took my son's chips from him and ate them secretly in my room......he didn't need them before dinner anyway.....which I also ate.

Nichole8787 · March 2014

I have eaten 3 bags of jelly beans since friday and had a milkshake every single day for almost two weeks...and I'll probably have one tomorrow too.

TricksyPixie · March 2014

Eff you eff you eff you! I want a frosty or ice cream or frozen yogurt!!! ;-;

pantherRN · March 2014

tourqeyes said:
Assuming this was before dinner. I did this also but it was a bowl of mint chocolate chip before DH got home.

Please, it was the appetizer for my JBC and nuggets.

tourqeyes · March 2014

Ate something bad for breast fast. Crop dusted my way around the office.

Eta: breast fast. Lmao. Breakfast

pantherRN · March 2014

tourqeyes said:
Ate something bad for breast fast. Crop dusted my way around the office.

I totally did this yesterday, but in one of my clinics.

LuluPMW · March 2014

Bought jelly bellies from Costco and have just about managed to eat one in every flavor today...still trying to find em all...

jensavicci · March 2014

oo oo, I've got another. I had to sleep with a tissue in my mouth last night to stop me from drooling. I've had really bad heartburn lately and it's turning me into a water fountain.

beff12 · March 2014

One of my sweet room moms wanted to make a cake to reveal LO's sex to the class and we had a little party today. She also brought in mini cups of ice cream. I was cutting the cake and the kids ate all the ice cream. I really wanted to cry because I didn't have ice cream. Like, I had to mentally talk myself down from being sad.

@tourqeyes, "crop dusted" made me lol

TurtleMonsters · March 2014

a box of mac n cheese...1/2 was gone before lunch even hit the bowl.

middleschoolmommy · March 2014

I bought 1/2 dz chocolate glazed donuts at the store on Sunday and I have had one every single day... and will continue until they are gone.

Pinksundrops · March 2014

I ate four of my DS's fundraiser chocolate bars today. I've been craving caramel but all they had was almond. Yes I paid for them - actually a friend of his bought him 15 and he gave me two of his and I bought. He's a sweet generous guy with sweet generous friends.

MonkeyJD · March 2014

I went to IHOP at lunch for the free pancakes. Along with them I ate 2 eggs, 2 pieces of sausage, hashbrowns & 4 pieces of toast. I thought they might have to roll me out to my car but it was soooooo good.

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BoraBoraBaby · March 2014

Totally ripped ass while waiting in line at the pharmacy. I debated for a while then just burned it. It lasted a while and felt really warm so I'm sure it was ripe smelling behind me.
I also beeped at someone when she left her cart in the middle of the parking space next to her, and gave her the stink eye when she looked at me. OH wait, I should've asked to see her pregnancy card. I'm so insensitive.

jnnfrrose6 · March 2014

Appetizer tonight = 1/3 of a package of Oreos and a mandarin Jarrito. When DH gets home, evidence of this will be gone and I'll be using my pregnancy card

to get him to make something for me for dinner. ETA DH just brought home fried chicken.

sxymamakat · March 2014

BoraBoraBaby said:
OH wait, I should've asked to see her pregnancy card. I'm so insensitive.

Heartless bitch. Don't you know she was too tired to return it?

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Nichole8787 · March 2014

jensavicci said:

oo oo, I've got another. I had to sleep with a tissue in my mouth last night to stop me from drooling. I've had really bad heartburn lately and it's turning me into a water fountain.

Don't choke!

Nichole8787 · March 2014

BoraBoraBaby said:. OH wait, I should've asked to see her pregnancy card. I'm so insensitive.

jensavicci · March 2014

MonkeyJD said:
I went to IHOP at lunch for the free pancakes. Along with them I ate 2 eggs, 2 pieces of sausage, hashbrowns & 4 pieces of toast. I thought they might have to roll me out to my car but it was soooooo good.

@MonkeyJD and where was my invitation?!

marsalisails · March 2014

I was on a conference call today with the phone on speaker (and not on mute) sitting in a room with acoustics with our VP of Food and Beverage, and totally ripped ass while he was talking to the people on the line. It was so loud, and could not have been mistaken for any other sound in the world. Oops.

ETA: I'm currently eating French onion soup, so tomorrow's bombs should be even more eventful. Let's hope they don't come during my client presentation!

TG07 · March 2014

For dinner so far I have eaten 2 homemade chocolate chip cookies, I'm debating on eating a third or making an actual dinner. The cookies always win. This was after eating far too many BBQ pringles. I'm really not sure how I haven't gained 60+ pounds already. I'm gross haha.

1982Babies · March 2014

This is not shameful. This is delicious!

sxymamakat · March 2014

1982Babies said:

This is not shameful. This is delicious!

Uh, the food-'fessing is delicious. The extensive farting does not fall into my category for "delicious". Ewwwww.

mamatomp · March 2014

My day went something like this: raisin bran crunch, coffee, large piece of king cake, loaded supreme pizza with cheesy breadsticks, 3 cookies, an ooey gooey bar, another piece of king cake, 3 GIANT blueberry pancakes for dinner. Now I'm eating DS's pudding cup that he neglected to go watch Dumbo. Like seriously. All I have done today is eat. STOP THE MADNESS!!

Also, I farted my way through the grocery store this evening. It could not have been good.

MonkeyJD · March 2014

jensavicci said:

MonkeyJD said:
I went to IHOP at lunch for the free pancakes. Along with them I ate 2 eggs, 2 pieces of sausage, hashbrowns & 4 pieces of toast. I thought they might have to roll me out to my car but it was soooooo good.
@MonkeyJD and where was my invitation?!

I'm sorry!!!!! It was a madhouse in there (free pancakes + snow day for students). I didn't want to expose anyone else to that. We have a local pancake place where they have griddles at each table. We can go there instead. It's much better.

jensavicci · March 2014

@MonkeyJD

Hm, that does sound dreadful. I forgive you then haha

pantherRN · March 2014

I fucking love this post.

Dream123456778 · March 2014

Am I the only one who feels stuffed after a few mouthfuls? I'm hungry all the time, but if I eat what I want I feel sick.

nicoletteb · March 2014

Finished 3/4 of a Costco pizza. Plus I lost count on how many cheese Danishes I've had.

The damage...I've gained 4lbs since Friday!!! Oops

drunkenhandstand · March 2014

My child's leftover birthday cake has been on the counter since Sunday. Every time I walk into the kitchen I eat a bite. I walk into the kitchen ALL. DAY. LONG.

mhooks23 · March 2014

I ate the better half of a quart of German chocolate ice cream Edited for when... For breakfast

Eener31 · March 2014

I bought I pint of salted caramel ice cream from Whole Foods on Sunday. I ate the entire pint in one sitting on Monday. What I'm most upset about regarding this situation is the fact that I don't have ice cream to eat right now because of yesterday's binge.

pantherRN · March 2014

I just ate a Popsicle and am seriously considering a second. I'm also secretly hoping that H forgets he is giving up sweets for Lent so that I can eat the rest of the Girl Scout cookies.

BeardLover · March 2014

Dream123456778 said:

Am I the only one who feels stuffed after a few mouthfuls? I'm hungry all the time, but if I eat what I want I feel sick.

Based on this thread, yes. What are you doing here? I ordered a sonic master blast with cookie dough. There was not enough cookie dough for my liking. I took it back. The replacement was better, but not awesome. Today, the same guy took my order. He yelled to the crew, "this is for a pregnant lady!! Make sure there's enough cookie dough in it this time!!!" Thanks Brett. You get a gold star.

Jandamay · March 2014

Dream123456778 said:
Am I the only one who feels stuffed after a few mouthfuls? I'm hungry all the time, but if I eat what I want I feel sick.

I'm the same, can barely eat anything in one sitting. Unless it's chocolate apparently.

ETA I'm jealous of all the yummy food you're all eating

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