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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  Last night i was waiting on a response from my BFF via text. DH decided it was time to DTD. TMI!! After about 5 mins of foreplay my phone went off. I promptly got up to respond LOL. 

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014

  I did almost nothing at work yesterday-- I was consumed by the huge FFC/ UO thread that they had going on.

   

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  I did almost nothing at work yesterday-- I was consumed by the huge FFC/ UO thread that they had going on.

  I stayed away from that! I knew I would be busy reading through it rather than working. Anything good?

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  lildis09 said:

  I did almost nothing at work yesterday-- I was consumed by the huge FFC/ UO thread that they had going on.

  I'm still waiting on oad's invite. LMAO

  
  

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  MissPeansMama said:

  DD was throwing up every hour last night.  I still dropped her off at MIL's this morning so I could go to work.  I have to admit that I feel super guilty.  But mama needed a break from all the puke!  

  
  

  I am trying to decide whether or not I should leave early and go get her.  

  Maybe you could call and check in. If she is napping or just hanging out I would say don't worry about it. If she is still sick.... go get her! 

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  M&MHaveMyHeart said:

  Thought of one.

  This has been the cleanest/organized we've ever been living in this house.

  We've lived together for over 10 years. ">

  I saw this thing on pinterest called 40 bags in 40 days. I think i'm going to do it. I could use a little de-cluttering! 

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• Shabutie member

  March 2014

  I have to stifle my laughter when Josie crawls so fast she wipes out and face-plants :P
  

  
  

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014

  JackoftheBox said:

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  I did almost nothing at work yesterday-- I was consumed by the huge FFC/ UO thread that they had going on.

  I stayed away from that! I knew I would be busy reading through it rather than working. Anything good?

  
  It was actually pretty good!

   

  BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

  

   

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• jellybean529 member

  March 2014

  Shabutie said:

  I have to stifle my laughter when Josie crawls so fast she wipes out and face-plants :P
  

  Haha, it's funny when they're older too and you've told them to stop running in the house and they don't listen and then they face plant. I never laugh in her face but as I clean up booboos I'm always thinking, "I told you so, kid!"

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• gwendarling member

  March 2014

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  
  

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  I dodged that thread.... I'm sure someone else will know! I will be lurking to find out the answer! 

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  The one on parenting?

  Let's see.

  Lots of people think vaginas are gross (I don't.  If yours is, maybe you need to see a doctor?)

  Lots of people think it's gross to sit on public toilet seats (again, I don't, and I suspect the reason the toilet seats are gross is because people refuse to sit on them and are getting their pee everywhere)

  One girl said she wouldn't let her son do "women's chores" she got flamed

  One girl said teachers should carry guns.  She got flamed.

  Gun talk, which I skimmed because it bores me.

  Porn talk, which I read in its entirety

  Something about Canadian news and/ or Canadian weather (see gun talk)

  One girl said that Muslims want to kill eveyone that wasn't a Muslim.  She was burned at the steak (rightfully so).

   

  I am sure I am missing a lot.
  

   

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• gwendarling member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  The one on parenting?

  Let's see.

  Lots of people think vaginas are gross (I don't.  If yours is, maybe you need to see a doctor?)

  Lots of people think it's gross to sit on public toilet seats (again, I don't, and I suspect the reason the toilet seats are gross is because people refuse to sit on them and are getting their pee everywhere)

  One girl said she wouldn't let her son do "women's chores" she got flamed

  One girl said teachers should carry guns.  She got flamed.

  Gun talk, which I skimmed because it bores me.

  Porn talk, which I read in it's entirety

  Something about Canadian news and/ or Canadian weather (see gun talk)

  One girl said that Muslims want to kill eveyone that wasn't a Muslim.  She was burned at the steak (rightfully so).

   

  I am sure I am missing a lot.
  

  Helenahhandbasket!!! To be clear, this is the Parenting board FFFC, not the OAD FFFC, right? 

   

  
  

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  The one on parenting?

  Let's see.

  Lots of people think vaginas are gross (I don't.  If yours is, maybe you need to see a doctor?)

  Lots of people think it's gross to sit on public toilet seats (again, I don't, and I suspect the reason the toilet seats are gross is because people refuse to sit on them and are getting their pee everywhere)

  One girl said she wouldn't let her son do "women's chores" she got flamed

  One girl said teachers should carry guns.  She got flamed.

  Gun talk, which I skimmed because it bores me.

  Porn talk, which I read in it's entirety

  Something about Canadian news and/ or Canadian weather (see gun talk)

  One girl said that Muslims want to kill eveyone that wasn't a Muslim.  She was burned at the steak (rightfully so).

   

  I am sure I am missing a lot.
  

  Ok so the highlighted red comments are my WTF ARE YOU THINKING. I agree with @helenahhandbasket on the yellow. Orange are my Meh,,, and the blue one is i would need more to go on..... 

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014

   

  LOL-- yes @gwendarling, this is from the FFC/ UO thread on the parenting board.  Sorry-- that's what I thought you were asking about.
  

   

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• PB102012 member

  March 2014

  I have absolutely no desire to work today..... and I dont plan to. I was in the same mood yesterday, and also did nothing.

   

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014

  LOL @Jackofthebox.  I am totally missing large chunks of the thread, because it was huge and I think it's still going.  That's just what stood out to me. 

   

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• gwendarling member

  March 2014

  JackoftheBox said:

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  The one on parenting?

  Let's see.

  Lots of people think vaginas are gross (I don't.  If yours is, maybe you need to see a doctor?)

  Lots of people think it's gross to sit on public toilet seats (again, I don't, and I suspect the reason the toilet seats are gross is because people refuse to sit on them and are getting their pee everywhere)

  One girl said she wouldn't let her son do "women's chores" she got flamed

  One girl said teachers should carry guns.  She got flamed.

  Gun talk, which I skimmed because it bores me.

  Porn talk, which I read in it's entirety

  Something about Canadian news and/ or Canadian weather (see gun talk)

  One girl said that Muslims want to kill eveyone that wasn't a Muslim.  She was burned at the steak (rightfully so).

   

  I am sure I am missing a lot.
  

  Ok so the highlighted red comments are my WTF ARE YOU THINKING. I agree with @helenahhandbasket on the yellow. Orange are my Meh,,, and the blue one is i would need more to go on..... 

  
  

  When will people realize that TOILET SEATS aren't gross, people are. Use a toilet seat properly, and it's not gross. duh. 

  
  

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014

  Preach @gwendarling

   

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  @gwendarling

  
  

  
  

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  Someone may need to tell me what a girl chore is.... 

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• [Deleted User] member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  The one on parenting?

  Let's see.

  Lots of people think vaginas are gross (I don't.  If yours is, maybe you need to see a doctor?)

  Lots of people think it's gross to sit on public toilet seats (again, I don't, and I suspect the reason the toilet seats are gross is because people refuse to sit on them and are getting their pee everywhere)

  One girl said she wouldn't let her son do "women's chores" she got flamed

  One girl said teachers should carry guns.  She got flamed.

  Gun talk, which I skimmed because it bores me.

  Porn talk, which I read in its entirety

  Something about Canadian news and/ or Canadian weather (see gun talk)

  One girl said that Muslims want to kill eveyone that wasn't a Muslim.  She was burned at the steak (rightfully so).

   

  I am sure I am missing a lot.
  

  
  I only skimmed but I think the one major topic you missed was the dog breeding one, which I skipped. Oh, there was some ObamaCare in there too. I'm actually surprised there wasn't more flaming.

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• [Deleted User] member

  March 2014

  mrs.tbc said:

  Shabutie said:

  I have to stifle my laughter when Josie crawls so fast she wipes out and face-plants :P
  

  Haha, it's funny when they're older too and you've told them to stop running in the house and they don't listen and then they face plant. I never laugh in her face but as I clean up booboos I'm always thinking, "I told you so, kid!"

  I thought of something similar last night. It's old but worth sharing.

  Last Halloween I took DS to one of those big box Halloween stores to look for costumes. I don't know what I was thinking taking him there, as it was a bit scary. But he was calling the skulls monkies and seemed ok. He finally wanted me to put him down and wandered over to a fake, coiled up rattlesnake and sat down. Before I could get over to him he reached for it, activated the motion sensor, and it struck at him. He let out the loudest, most guttural, startled scream I've ever heard and jumped a mile high. I scooped him up as he started crying. I gave myself Worst Mom of the Year award not only for taking him in there and giving him the worst scare of his little life, but also having to stifle laughter because OMG, it was SO FUNNY! He kept repeating, "Snake!" all the way home. Poor baby.
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  March 2014

  Please someone just agree that you might find that a little funny or I'll feel even worse. :P

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014

  rocknrollfriend said:

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  The one on parenting?

  Let's see.

  Lots of people think vaginas are gross (I don't.  If yours is, maybe you need to see a doctor?)

  Lots of people think it's gross to sit on public toilet seats (again, I don't, and I suspect the reason the toilet seats are gross is because people refuse to sit on them and are getting their pee everywhere)

  One girl said she wouldn't let her son do "women's chores" she got flamed

  One girl said teachers should carry guns.  She got flamed.

  Gun talk, which I skimmed because it bores me.

  Porn talk, which I read in its entirety

  Something about Canadian news and/ or Canadian weather (see gun talk)

  One girl said that Muslims want to kill eveyone that wasn't a Muslim.  She was burned at the steak (rightfully so).

   

  I am sure I am missing a lot.
  

  
  I only skimmed but I think the one major topic you missed was the dog breeding one, which I skipped. Oh, there was some ObamaCare in there too. I'm actually surprised there wasn't more flaming.

  I totally forgot about the ObamaCare.  Again, boring.  (flameful?)
  

   

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• [Deleted User] member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  rocknrollfriend said:

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  gwendarling said:

  FFTC: I went over to the FFFC to see what the drama was about, but did I miss it? 

  The one on parenting?

  Let's see.

  Lots of people think vaginas are gross (I don't.  If yours is, maybe you need to see a doctor?)

  Lots of people think it's gross to sit on public toilet seats (again, I don't, and I suspect the reason the toilet seats are gross is because people refuse to sit on them and are getting their pee everywhere)

  One girl said she wouldn't let her son do "women's chores" she got flamed

  One girl said teachers should carry guns.  She got flamed.

  Gun talk, which I skimmed because it bores me.

  Porn talk, which I read in its entirety

  Something about Canadian news and/ or Canadian weather (see gun talk)

  One girl said that Muslims want to kill eveyone that wasn't a Muslim.  She was burned at the steak (rightfully so).

   

  I am sure I am missing a lot.
  

  
  I only skimmed but I think the one major topic you missed was the dog breeding one, which I skipped. Oh, there was some ObamaCare in there too. I'm actually surprised there wasn't more flaming.

  I totally forgot about the ObamaCare.  Again, boring.  (flameful?)
  

  
  I agree, boring.

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  rocknrollfriend said:

  Please someone just agree that you might find that a little funny or I'll feel even worse. :P

  No it's hilarious!

  Once, I farted so loud that it scared the dog off the bed, which in turn scared Josie so that she farted, then cried.

  
   

   

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  March 2014

  JackoftheBox said:

  Someone may need to tell me what a girl chore is.... 

  
  LOL-- Oh come on, you know-- cooking, cleaning, curning the butter.

   

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• [Deleted User] member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  rocknrollfriend said:

  Please someone just agree that you might find that a little funny or I'll feel even worse. :P

  No it's hilarious!

  Once, I farted so loud that it scared the dog off the bed, which in turn scared Josie so that she farted, then cried.

  
   

  Oh no, LOLing at work!

  Also, that UO/FFFC thread is still going! yeesh.
  

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  JackoftheBox said:

  Someone may need to tell me what a girl chore is.... 

  
  LOL-- Oh come on, you know-- cooking, cleaning, curning the butter.

  Damn that reminds me I need to get the wash board out tonight.

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• JackoftheBox member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  rocknrollfriend said:

  Please someone just agree that you might find that a little funny or I'll feel even worse. :P

  No it's hilarious!

  Once, I farted so loud that it scared the dog off the bed, which in turn scared Josie so that she farted, then cried.

  
   

  LOL no both of those are funny. Once dh farted so loud it scared ds and he started crying. I was about 2 weeks PP and ended up peeing my pants from laughing so hard.

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• Shabutie member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  JackoftheBox said:

  Someone may need to tell me what a girl chore is.... 

  
  LOL-- Oh come on, you know-- cooking, cleaning, curning the butter.

  My husband does most of the girl chores here. Dishes, cooking, cleaning up baby toys.. I would get upset if he wanted to do the "man chores" anyways. I enjoy trimming the trees, home repairs, oil changes, etc. We're strangely perfect for each other lol
  

  
  

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• bridetobemo member

  March 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  rocknrollfriend said:

  Please someone just agree that you might find that a little funny or I'll feel even worse. :P

  No it's hilarious!

  Once, I farted so loud that it scared the dog off the bed, which in turn scared Josie so that she farted, then cried

  stuck in the box! 

  when we first brought reagan home, maybe 2-3 days in, she was asleep on me on the couch and my dog was asleep next to me, reagan farted so loud it scared the dog off the couch, she would lay by reagan for a week after.

  
   

  
  

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• TittsMcGee member

  March 2014

  I still pee a little when I laugh , 2.5 years later..

  
  

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• jellybean529 member

  March 2014

  rocknrollfriend said:

  Please someone just agree that you might find that a little funny or I'll feel even worse. :P

  I laughed, but I kinda did the same thing to my DD last year too and she hasn't let me forget it  

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