WTF Wednesday

Revez · February 2014

What.The.Fuck.

Revez · February 2014

Wtf body?! What is wrong with you?

First you get dry skin and break out, then your hair falls out, then said hair starts growing random places, then you decide all the pubes must become ingrowns, then you get the WEIRDEST period ever, and NOW you smell like pancakes?!?!?

Why do you smell like pancakes?!? I haven't been taking fenugreek! Figure yourself out you psychopath!

My body:

CharmedBAcMF · February 2014

WTF body... Why is it every time you get your period, you always get an upset stomach? Why must I have to experience both types of cramping and stomach horribleness on top of the sucktasticness that is a period? No fair! This is every flipping time and it's got to stop.

WTF brain.... Why do you keep having horrible nightmares? And on top of that the first one was so real that I'm still freaked out about it days later. STOP IT. It was a dream. Why is this still giving you anxiety?

WTF coworker- Why do you feel the need to lie constantly? Just say you're going golfing on Saturday. No need to lie and say you're going out of town. You're not. I don't care what you do on your days off, so why lie about it?

PB102012 · February 2014

WTF cold?! Gtfo of my house!!! We don't want you here.

Ffrey1119 · February 2014

wtf snow in Virginia thanks for snowing then warning up a few days later, you know I hate mud on the dogs feet and dds pretty shoes! When you have kids and fur babies I guess your house can never be immaculate.
That's okay I forgive you I like my house looking like my kids have fun

MommyKristin88 · February 2014

WTF uterus. I get it, you hate me, now get your shit together.

I only bled for 1 day, but I've had this intense cramping since Friday. Why are you doing this to me?

LokiLahve · February 2014

WTF Starbucks, why are you always out of blueberry muffins when I stop there for breakfast? Clearly you need to order/make more...get your shit together! X(

PrettyAccountant · February 2014

Wtf bus driver! Clearly this lane isn't moving - switch lanes you a wipe! Don't just sit here and inch along when two other lanes are zooming by.

V&G101808 · February 2014

WTF self!? STOP SPENDING MONEY!!

Emeraldeyed315 · February 2014

WTF body why haven't you ovulated/gotten AF. I'm kind of jealous of everyone who has haha.

WTF ILs. You don't know how to have a relationship, you always have to be in control. I wish we'd have a big enough falling out we could stop pretending to be nice sometimes.

CupcakecutieRN · February 2014

Wtf sil, did you really have to tell me you're pregnant the day I tested negative.

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Wtf cold leave my poor baby alone!

janneann1127 · February 2014

WTF. I've posted about the sickness that has taken over our house about 15 times this month, but it's getting ridiculous!!!!!! We've had 3 healthy day since the beginning of the month. Just as DS2 is getting over another cold, DS1 comes down with a fever and diarrhea yesterday. Do you know how much fun it is to clean up diarrhea out of your supposedly potty-trained child's pants? Yeah. It's not. Sickness LEAVE US NOW PLEASE!

ludali · February 2014

WTF. DD has apparentl set her wake up time to sometime between 4:45 and 5:30. this includes 2 long feedings overnight! She was a premie, I wish I could understand her better. Just when she seems like the almost 7.5 monther that she is, the 6 monther that she should've been sneaks in.

If we have LO#2, that one will likely be a premie too. As much as we want 2, I don't know I can do premie life again.

LiylaRae · February 2014

WTF new phone. It has the app so I can bump but won't let me because I'm apparently not logged in. Yes I am logged in. LET ME BUMP. Now I'm having to use my old iphone to bump.

Also WTF sickness, leave my baby alone. She's been sick for months it seems and many many trips to the doctors. I just want to cry. If your sick do not come in a 5 mile radius of my baby!!!

ladyoriza · February 2014

WTF 6 month shots? We've never had to deal with grumpiness after, but we are now. This sucks.

Also WTF brain? We are not ready for baby #2. Stop having dreams about it.

Marvel1013 · February 2014

Wtf throat, figure your shit out. Do you want to be strep throat or just an awkwardly placed giant cold sore on my throat. I'm sick of your swollen ass. And tonsils.. I wasn't aware you could regrow once you were removed from my body. You weren't invited to this party so F OFF, I don't want a repeat of what happened last time.. TWICE in one day you had to be cut opened and drained because you almost blocked my airway.. Get lost

WildRumpus · February 2014

Ok, seriously LO. You HAVE to sleep. Everyone does it. You can too. Sleep is good. Really, you're not missing anything (except for a good night of sleep!) I'm really starting to think the no sleep is what's contributing to your slow weight gain, because Lord knows you can put back some food. Go. The. Fuck. To Sleep.

Love,
Mommy

TrueBeliever925 · February 2014

WTF AF?! Please lighten up.

Snowbird7 · February 2014

WTF brain? Remember to turn off the light-up music button on LO's toys so that when you're tiptoeing across the nursery and accidentally kick it, it won't start up louder than a fucking jet engine and wake the baby you just spent two hours getting to sleep.

TrueBeliever925 · February 2014

dani_brewer said:

dani_brewer said:

Adding to my TMI from yesterday. WTF body, I got an IUD so DH and I wouldn't have to use condoms, and now thanks to the fuckery that is my scar tissue and the prescription that I need in order to fix it, we have to go back to condoms for at least a few months. WTF, so unfair!

I just had to get my IUD taken out at the 6-week string check. I'm kinda pissed about it but I refused to be in pain all the time. I was really looking forward to not having AF visit.
6 week string check? Is this a thing?

It just checks to make sure the placement is still good, I think. I have mine next week.

Emeraldeyed315 · February 2014

WTF carpenter ants. Why have I killed 5 of you this morning? We have 2 feet of snow outside. This is not good

sftbllstr87 · February 2014

wtf work, I took a vacation day yesterday so now I am super behind bc no one will work on my stuff if I'm not there and now the computers will not work, all morning long! So tomorrow and fri will be hell

MitsB707 · February 2014

ladyoriza said:
WTF 6 month shots? We've never had to deal with grumpiness after, but we are now. This sucks.

Also WTF brain? We are not ready for baby #2. Stop having dreams about it.

Dude, same deal here with the 6 month shots (except they are really the 4 month shots given at 6 months)! Little man is super happy and cuddly despite his fever and then all of a sudden HULK SMASH!

I just want a nap. Stupid mind wouldn't shut off after my 3am pump session and I was up until 5.

MitsB707 · February 2014

Also, these teeth need to come through already and leave my poor babe alone!

nnikki10 · February 2014

Wtf DD? You need to sleep longer than 2 hour blocks at night. Mommy is about to lose her shit. I will also wtf teething bc I'm thinking that is what is causing the sucky sleep.

ludali · February 2014

nnikki10 said:
Wtf DD? You need to sleep longer than 2 hour blocks at night. Mommy is about to lose her shit. I will also wtf teething bc I'm thinking that is what is causing the sucky sleep.

Amen!! I agree to all of this!!

kanned0121 · February 2014

wtf DH!? I'm getting surgery today and can't lift anything over 10lbs for a week (aka LO) and you asked if you can go help your friend with his house after my surgery...?!

AprilRaine · February 2014

WTF toddler, why are you so grouchy today? You dripped a bit of your sippy on the table, it's no big deal so stop freaking the fuck out!

RK125 · February 2014

Wtf self? What did you do in your sleep last night so that you woke up with you shirt on inside out and backwards? You slept alone. :-S

V&G101808 · February 2014

kanned0121 said:

wtf DH!? I'm getting surgery today and can't lift anything over 10lbs for a week (aka LO) and you asked if you can go help your friend with his house after my surgery...?!

Hope it's nothing serious and it all goes smoothly!

kanned0121 · February 2014

V&G101808 said:

kanned0121 said:

wtf DH!? I'm getting surgery today and can't lift anything over 10lbs for a week (aka LO) and you asked if you can go help your friend with his house after my surgery...?!

Hope it's nothing serious and it all goes smoothly!

Thanks! Just nasal surgery so I can breathe.

HermansWife · February 2014

WTF Oreos - why do you have to be so effing delicious? I just can't quit you.

WTF self - why did you buy a giant box of Oreos at Costco "for the kids"? You knew the kids were never going to see them!

Coconuthead · February 2014

WTF LO non stop crank for the last two days straight? I am pulling my hair out trying to cheer you up and make you feel better but to no avail. Also when you tasted the hummus last night why did you start crying? Come on drama king a little hummus isn't the end of the world.

Cocolamo1 · February 2014

@dani_brewer
6 week string check? Is this a thing?

I had this as well. Just a quick follow up to check positioning. What type of medications impact effectiveness? I wasn't aware that there were any.

WTF LO?! Stop growing so quickly! There is no need for you to be crawling around already!

ETA: quote fail

LJUTCMommy · February 2014

WTF CLOSET?! Why doesn't anything look right? I am only 7 lbs above pre-prego weight, but nothing fits. WHY DID MY BONES GROW??

Tomorrow is my first night out with DH and I have nothing to wear.

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BellaOso · February 2014

Fuck you Katerina from Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood - now my toddler is going "meow-meow" after everything she says. That's what I get for trying to get 10 quiet minutes.

Jlhkandme830 · February 2014

Wtf H? If we have a(n) discussion/argument and you say "I go to work all day..." one more time, I'm probably going to lose my shit! Just because I'm a SAHM doesn't mean DS and I sit and do nothing all day.

F you.

HermansWife · February 2014

Another one: WTF bank account - why are you suddenly so low? How did we miscalculate that badly? FML

ETA: maybe it was all the Oreos I bought

ludali · February 2014

WTF realtor. You told me that the home inspection on our condo was today at 1:45. Now I get an email that its at 1:30 tomorrow?!?! So glad I worked my ass off this morning getting the place ready after DD woke up at 4:45...and since I work from home, I had to pack everything up and work from my parents house. And now I have to do that again?!?!?!

TexasGirl81 · February 2014

Wtf self?! How did I not know I was 4 months Prego?! /:)

TexasGirl81 · February 2014

MommyKristin88 said:
WTF uterus. I get it, you hate me, now get your shit together.

I only bled for 1 day, but I've had this intense cramping since Friday. Why are you doing this to me?

Uhh! So sorry. Crazy periods are a pain in the ass. Hope it gets better soon for you.

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