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  • JMCB09 said:

    FTR: If I had to pick an STD, I would pick crabs

    Eww no...I'm going with gonorrhea, chlamydia, or syphilis.
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  • JMCB09 said:

    You just need special shampoo right?

    My STD knowledge is lacking

    I think you can just use lice shampoo
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  • UncleSamanthaUncleSamantha member
    edited February 2014
    This similar situation happened to Mary and Joseph too.  I think it's detailed in the beginning of John.  Joseph was pretty upset and Mary had some explaining to do.  I'm really surprised he stuck with her when the whole Jesus "immaculate conception" incident happened later.  I would get to a Catholic church and talk to Mary stat about her experience.
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  • dlsexton said:

    JMCB09 said:

    FTR: If I had to pick an STD, I would pick crabs

    Eww no...I'm going with gonorrhea, chlamydia, or syphilis.
    Really? Aren't you drippy with one of those?
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  • JMCB09 said:

    dlsexton said:

    JMCB09 said:

    FTR: If I had to pick an STD, I would pick crabs

    Eww no...I'm going with gonorrhea, chlamydia, or syphilis.
    Really? Aren't you drippy with one of those?
    Yeah but the though of lice in my hairy parts gives me the shivers.
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  • Are crabs like lice? I vote no if they are.
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  • edited February 2014
    This similar situation happened to Mary and Joseph too.  I think it's detailed in the beginning of John.  Joseph was pretty upset and Mary had some explaining to do.  I'm really surprised he stuck with her when the whole Jesus "immaculate conception" incident happened later.  I would get to a Catholic church and talk to Mary stat about her experience.

    It’s a miracle! 1 in 200 American women say they got pregnant while still a virgin




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    In News by Robyn PennacchiaDec 18, 2013

    It’s a miracle! 1 in 200 American women say they got pregnant while still a virgin

    An unusual study in the British Medical Journal’s annual Christmas edition suggests that as many as 1 in every 200 American women claim to have gotten pregnant while still a virgin.

    The report comes from interviews with 7,870 women and girls, ages 15 to 28, as part of the nationally representative, multiethnic National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health. Of the 5,340 pregnancies reported by this group from 1995 until now, 45 women say they got pregnant despite never having had sex.

    Unsurprisingly, compared to the rest of the test subjects, these 45 women were found to be more likely to be religious, and also more likely to have taken a “virginity pledge.” They were also less likely to have parents who discussed sex and birth control with them.

    Via BMJ:

    Main outcome measures Self reports of pregnancy and birth without sexual intercourse.

    Results 45 women (0.5%) reported at least one virgin pregnancy unrelated to the use of assisted reproductive technology. Although it was rare for dates of sexual initiation and pregnancy consistent with virgin pregnancy to be reported, it was more common among women who signed chastity pledges or whose parents indicated lower levels of communication with their children about sex and birth control.

    Conclusions Around 0.5% of women consistently affirmed their status as virgins and did not use assisted reproductive technology, yet reported virgin births. Even with numerous enhancements and safeguards to optimize reporting accuracy, researchers may still face challenges in the collection and analysis of self reported data on potentially sensitive topics.

    Interestingly, most of these reports occurred in and around the Christmas season. Also, the majority of these women gave birth to boys rather than girls. Of course, if actual parthenogenesis (asexual reproduction) had occurred, there would only be female babies, because you need a father for there to be an X chromosome. I mean, unless it is, in fact, a miracle. While parthenogenesis is possible for certain types of animals, it does not occur in human reproduction. Although scientists have mimicked the process to create stem cells, a full on, asexually reproduced human baby has yet to be born.

    Here’s the thing: while highly unlikely, it is technically possible for a woman to become pregnant without having standard P-in-V sex. Sperm can live outside the body for up to a few hours. If a man were to get some ejaculate on his hands and then digitally penetrate his partner, there is actually a small chance that she could get pregnant.

    Barring that, however, it is not as though any sperm are going to jump up off the sheets, fly into the woman’s vagina and then travel all the way to her cervix and up her Fallopian tubes.  By that same token, one cannot get pregnant from a toilet seat or a swimming pool. That is definitely not happening. While sperm are pretty good little swimmers, they are not teeny Michael Phelpses.

    It should also be noted that STIs can of course be transmitted by means other than standard penis-in-vagina as well. While “saddle-backing” may keep you pure in the eyes of the Lord, it ain’t gonna save you from herpes.

    Now, is it possible that all 45 women in the study became pregnant in this manner? Maybe, but it’s pretty unlikely. I would say the results are a combination of this, a lack of comprehensive sexual education resulting in these kids having barely any idea what sex is in the first place (probably assuming it involves having a boy pee in your belly button or some such), and the belief that one needs to remain a virgin until marriage or risk eternal damnation. Oh, and also lying. There are also lying liars in the world.

    If anything, this study highlights the need for comprehensive sexual education in this country. It’s disappointing– and while I realize that some think that if we just don’t tell kids anything about sex at all, they’ll wait until they’re married to have it– that doesn’t seem to be working out so very well. I wish that we valued teaching kids how to take care of their sexual health more than we valued their chastity.


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  • JMCB09 said:

    There is always the good ole 'dirty toilet seat'
    theory. 

    That happened to my cousin's best friend's sister's boyfriend.

    One time in 1993, two years before I went to high school they totally shut down the girls bathroom for a crabs outbreak on the toilet seats. Totes true. 
    Those are bugs though...

    Pssst..I don't think it actually happened. I think it's an urban legend. 

    Um, this did happen in 1993 at the high school my dad graduated from... There's even a low-budget documentary on it done by the graduating class that year.
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  • BPaws said:

    I'd prefer crabs..... I've always loved having pets and they sound a lot easier to maintain and much less annoying than a purse dog.

    Wouldn't you be itchy all the time though? Who here has had crabs? Tell us your experience.
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  • JMCB09 said:
    There is always the good ole 'dirty toilet seat' theory. 
    That happened to my cousin's best friend's sister's boyfriend.
    One time in 1993, two years before I went to high school they totally shut down the girls bathroom for a crabs outbreak on the toilet seats. Totes true. 
    Those are bugs though...
    Pssst..I don't think it actually happened. I think it's an urban legend. 
    Um, this did happen in 1993 at the high school my dad graduated from... There's even a low-budget documentary on it done by the graduating class that year.
    Did your dad go to a Catholic School in NJ?
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  • I'm just going to assume the grass is always greener when it comes to this
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  • Oh Lordy. Now I'm picturing a clapping vagina with that crawling on it. Now I'm all
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  • JMCB09 said:

    There is always the good ole 'dirty toilet seat'
    theory. 

    That happened to my cousin's best friend's sister's boyfriend.

    One time in 1993, two years before I went to high school they totally shut down the girls bathroom for a crabs outbreak on the toilet seats. Totes true. 
    Those are bugs though...

    Pssst..I don't think it actually happened. I think it's an urban legend. 
    Um, this did happen in 1993 at the high school my dad graduated from... There's even a low-budget documentary on it done by the graduating class that year.


    Did your dad go to a Catholic School in NJ?

    Negative! Public high school in the south.
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    - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan

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    I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.





  • JMCB09 said:

    There is always the good ole 'dirty toilet seat'
    theory. 

    That happened to my cousin's best friend's sister's boyfriend.

    One time in 1993, two years before I went to high school they totally shut down the girls bathroom for a crabs outbreak on the toilet seats. Totes true. 
    Those are bugs though...

    Pssst..I don't think it actually happened. I think it's an urban legend. 
    Um, this did happen in 1993 at the high school my dad graduated from... There's even a low-budget documentary on it done by the graduating class that year.

    Did your dad go to a Catholic School in NJ?

    Negative! Public high school in the south.

    Just googled it! I made a mistake. It was 1996.
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    “When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”

    - J.M. Barrie Peter Pan

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    I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. And all along I believed I would find you, time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you a thousand more.
  • OOHHHH!!! From my first ever visit to a strip club (in Dublin), I present to you this lovely picture from the bathroom stall!!!

  • coybigcoybig member
    edited February 2014
    there are two motivations in sports, which is yours?
  • V1981 said:

    Oh Lordy. Now I'm picturing a clapping vagina with that crawling on it. Now I'm all
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    I'm more creeped out by your gif... "Please stop it, Dad"... Yeuck
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  • There are two blood tests for syphilis. One is a screening and the other is a diagnostic. The screening test has occasional false positives. Which test did you have? One of the things that causes a false positive on the screening test is pregnancy. At that point, they would run the definitive diagnostic. And that shit does not lie.


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  • I'm sorry so many people feel this is a joking matter. I'm glad your boyfriend tested negative but more importantly that you defended him. That shows how strong your relationship is.
    You will get through this together. Good luck


  • Hels said:
    There are two blood tests for syphilis. One is a screening and the other is a diagnostic. The screening test has occasional false positives. Which test did you have? One of the things that causes a false positive on the screening test is pregnancy. At that point, they would run the definitive diagnostic. And that shit does not lie.
    I'm always impressed by some of the smarties we have in the group.  :\">
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  • I'm sorry so many people feel this is a joking matter. I'm glad your boyfriend tested negative but more importantly that you defended him. That shows how strong your relationship is.
    You will get through this together. Good luck




    Yes, only through syphilis infested love will you persevere through this trying time.  Either way, OP, you should probably get married, if he'll still touch you.
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