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shellbell3845 · February 2014

megash113 said:
I'm really bored with F14. The entire board is birth announcements or threads that don't pertain to me yet (because inside baby).

I'm really happy for everyone, but boring. And repetitive.

I started lurking M14 because I'm fairly certain I'll be a March mama... But there were too many birth announcements there too.

shellbell3845 · February 2014

blscholl1645 said:
Oh I've got another one! I'm now telling people we exclusively formula feed LO because I'm so tired of people trying to give me advice and asking me how bfing is going. My boobs are not your business.

Is this working? Do they accept that rather than ask why you're not BFing?

becausemom · February 2014

Well now I have a confession: Columbia just had an earthquake and thanks to the two Strawberitas I had, things are a bit hazy. While the house was shaking, I was looking around like I was lost then had a giggle fit afterward. Smh.

iwubrory · February 2014

megash113 said:

I'm really bored with F14. The entire board is birth announcements or threads that don't pertain to me yet (because inside baby). I'm really happy for everyone, but boring. And repetitive.

Totally agree. I miss the days when there was so much to read that I had to take a bump break because I was spending so much time here.

sprashley · February 2014

megash113 said:
DH and I have been addicted to Dwayne Johnson movies recently. That means in the past week I've watched Faster, the Rundown, Walking Tall, Race to Witch Mountain, and now the Toothfairy.

What DH doesn't know is that I'm addicted to these movies because I'm trying to convince myself to have sex to induce labor. And I'm pretty sure the only way I can convince myself to do it right now is if I imagine having sex with someone else.

Apparently pregnant me is super attracted to beefy men. I'm ok with it.

Have you ever watched "The Wire"? I feel a similar way about the guy who plays Stringer Bell.

iwubrory · February 2014

I totally wish scrunchies would make a comeback. They're so much more comfortable around my wrist than a hairband. I was surprised to see some at Target a few months back so I bought a pack. I put one in my hospital bag and will probably rock it the whole time I'm there.

Madelyn0713 · February 2014

I just ate a (small) bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. GD be damned. My post-dinner number was insanely low and I needed something sweet after seeing/reading about all of these Valentine's Day desserts. It was insanely good.

BB0214 · February 2014

It's totally generous of MIL to offer to babysit my baby one day a week when I go back to work so we don't have to put M in daycare. But I secretly wish it weren't happening. She's been a total pain in the ass since before LO was born and she's getting worse. I Have a great relationship with her, but I don't want her in an almost parenting role if she's going to continue to undermine me, question and judge every decision I make as a parent, and think that there's something wrong with M all the time!

cauliflowereyes · February 2014

When I'm alone I eat like a toddler/caveman combo. It's pretty bad. Like mouth open, chewing loudly, snorting, smacking, the whole nine yards. I just don't care! I just eat the way nature intended and I swear things taste better. I actually hate using proper table manners, but of course always do in any company, including DH.

The moment I'm alone with a poutine though? Ugh! I've seen ten month olds eat with more decorum than me.

littlepig2 · February 2014

cauliflowereyes said:
When I'm alone I eat like a toddler/caveman combo. It's pretty bad. Like mouth open, chewing loudly, snorting, smacking, the whole nine yards. I just don't care! I just eat the way nature intended and I swear things taste better. I actually hate using proper table manners, but of course always do in any company, including DH.

The moment I'm alone with a poutine though? Ugh! I've seen ten month olds eat with more decorum than me.

this makes my skin crawl. loud chewers/breathers/swallowers make my stomach churn. I'm glad your food tastes better though!

Virgo&Aquarius · February 2014

megash113 said:
DH and I have been addicted to Dwayne Johnson movies recently. That means in the past week I've watched Faster, the Rundown, Walking Tall, Race to Witch Mountain, and now the Toothfairy.

What DH doesn't know is that I'm addicted to these movies because I'm trying to convince myself to have sex to induce labor. And I'm pretty sure the only way I can convince myself to do it right now is if I imagine having sex with someone else.

Apparently pregnant me is super attracted to beefy men. I'm ok with it.

It pains me to see him as Dwayne Johnson!!! The wrestling fan in me wishes he could just be The Rock!! Him in the Fast series was pretty epic though.

I saved this pic to my phone a few days ago, "Dwayne" and his cousin Roman Reigns... Top notch!!

cauliflowereyes · February 2014

HAHA I totally understand how my nasty caveman eating would gross people out - if someone ate like that around me I'd be horrified, lol! I promise I only devour my food like a ravenous toddler when I'm alone.

littlepig2 · February 2014

megash113 said:
Every time a drifter comes through posting a birth story, I get the overwhelming urge to post this as a response:

I usually walk away from my phone/computer for a few minutes until it passes.

don't walk away next time. please post it so every regular can like it and we will love you even more!

littlepig2 · February 2014

bribbon said:

golfergirl08 said:

Ditto! I don't click on them anymore.
I still get caught wasting my time with them, cause OCD much, but I'm getting really snotty with these.

I find myself amused at the ones that start out with language like, hey girlfriends! I so haven't had time to post this here yet, etc. like no one is going to notice that she hasn't been here the whole time.

I feel like posting, "Um, hi, who the hell are you again and why should I read your paragraph-less monologue about the performance of your vagina?" Makes me feel like I'm at a company party with no nametags and someone let in a bunch of homeless people.

my favorite is when they say something like, "I feel like I know you ladies so well and like we're all friends IRL! thanks for all of the support these past 9 months, I couldn't do it without you!!". I'm glad you feel like you know me but that's creepy as hell since I've seen your name come up mayyybe once before. and tell me again how we "supported" you when you never posted?

MamaHollywood27 · February 2014

To go with the drive by announcements, it drives me bonkers that I open them up don't recognize the name, yet all the people congratulating I do! Makes me think maybe I do know them?? I think it's sweet that well wishes are sent, but a secret code like a * the end if the congrats. My gf used to do this when she was a stylist, shitty tippers got a little star.

Congrats on your new addition* = (Translates to regulars as) I enjoyed the pics cuz I love baby's and was nice enough to give congrats even though I have NO Fing clue who
they are. Have a good day

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