BJ Mouth?

mrs_tacos · February 2014

Overheard in the bathroom of the rec center where DH plays kickball...

Girl 1: "I have some serious blow job mouth."
Girl 2: "Haha, don't you hate that?!"
Girl 3: "Ew, you don't brush your teeth after that?"
Girl 1: "No. Dicks don't smell like pussies do, and jizz doesn't have much of a smell either. As long as you don't swish it around in your mouth, you're ok."

Then they three of them plus two other girls had a conversation in which the four other girls made girl 3 feel like a prude for brushing her teeth after a BJ.

Um, I ALWAYS brush my teeth after oral sex. Why would you ever think that jizz doesn't make your breath bad? Am I alone in this?!

kwicks · February 2014

I've never brushed after... Maybe swish some water around. I figure it was already all up in there, what's the huge deal?

WolFox · February 2014

I haven't given a blow job in a long, long time. When I start with DH he always gets so excited that he picks me up and takes me in a manly fashion. That means I haven't given a BJ to completion in YEARS AND YEARS.

When I was younger, I would be inconsistent. If I was at my own place I'd brush my teeth or swish some mouth wash later on, but I remember some times that I didn't and ended up with "blow job mouth." Not my proudest moment. In all honesty, I always swallowed, so it was never in my mouth for very long.

Pintobean39 · February 2014

NO NO NO!!! That shit is not going in my mouth. I want to vomit at the thought of it.

Manateearmz · February 2014

Who walks around with dick breath? Sweaty balls in my mouth calls for a cleansing.

ngolimento · February 2014

Swallowing makes me almost hurk, every time. I have a very sensitive set of tastebuds, and the acidic curdled taste always does it to me.

I'm an awful wife :P.

SidraJedi · February 2014

I seriously thought that "BJ mouth" meant that feeling one gets for days after from your teeth pressing on your inner lips while giving a BJ. Y'know what I mean? Like my lips are seriously tore up some days after. The only draw back to giving BJs IMO.

ksz_3 · February 2014

I've always used mouthwash or brushed my teeth afterward. I also used to keep mouthwash in the car just in case hubby got some road head......wow this sounds dirty. I like it.

mommy2C · February 2014

I usually brush my teeth and rinse my mouth after. I'm not adverse to letting him "go" in my mouth every now and then but it isn't exactly high on list of things to have in my mouth ya know?

lebradford · February 2014

I just gave H a BJ. We're going to go get some take-out right now and I have no intentions of brushing my teeth first. Judge away.

#romantic #VDayBJ #BJmouth

AlfiesMOM · February 2014

We haven't finished one in years!! I start them as foreplay!

TeeJ526 · February 2014

Another for team @Wolfox here.

ksz_3 · February 2014

CrazyCornball said:

I'd like to preface my response by reminding everyone that all the semen is going in my vag, not in my mouth. I've obviously had some wine this evening as well.

I've had a bit of wine too. Ruth Chris was amazeballs!!! Glad I didn't pay though

WolFox · February 2014

This is my legacy now.....

I'm okay with it.

Pintobean39 · February 2014

CrazyCornball said:
I'd like to preface my response by reminding everyone that all the semen is going in my vag, not in my mouth. I've obviously had some wine this evening as well.

I've had quite a bit of wine myself but I'm confused now.

Are we talking about BJ to completion?

amylee545 · February 2014

BJ for foreplay = no tooth brushage
BJ for completion = vomit, then tooth brushage

Ducktale · February 2014

Hm. It's weird to give a BJ to completion? H would probably rather I not know that. I mean, it's not like I enjoy the taste or anything, but I definitely don't gag. Team teeth brush though.

Pintobean39 · February 2014

Alright now I think I need to clarify my answer since I think I've figured it out.

BJ without completion, no don't brush my teeth. That stuff is like Gold I don't care what day of my cycle it is, I don't waste any of it.

I've NEVER given a BJ to completion. I just can't!!!! I guess that should be my FFFC.

MusicFanatic · February 2014

Errr I don't complete that crud in my mouth. I'm not into salty liquid fishy.. whatever the heck it tastes like, it's probably been 10 years so I don't quite remember. Wow, that's bad. BJ's= foreplay here, so I don't necessarily feel the need to brush right away or anything. But I always brush before bed, anyway.

Ducktale · February 2014

CrazyCornball said:

Hm. It's weird to give a BJ to completion? H would probably rather I not know that. I mean, it's not like I enjoy the taste or anything, but I definitely don't gag. Team teeth brush though.
I don't think it's weird. We are just focused on baby making right now.

Sure, it's our first month TTC so I'm sure that's part of it, but after O or during AF it'd be NBD to me.

ilovedesi · February 2014

I usually have a glass of water. Unless my parents are coming over I don't brush.

mommy2C · February 2014

Man...I was beginning to feel like a skanky weirdo for admitting to letting him jizz in my mouth and swallowing it. Hopefully it is slightly redeeming that I gag a little...I have yet to say "ahhhh refreshing!" afterwards lol.

divinemsbee · February 2014

BJ to completion takes for-ev-er. Ain't nobody got time for that. And it's so boring. Now, BJ as foreplay or to get his motor running, I'm generally having sex after that, so I'm not going to hop off the bed and go brush my teeth before getting back to sexy times. So, no, I don't brush, I just brush after sex (if we're having sex at bedtime and I'm going to brush anyway). The few times I have given a BJ to completion with H (I used to do it when we were dating, but I can't think of the last time) I swallow. It's not the tastiest thing ever, but if I just get it in the back of my mouth it's not too bad.

mrs_tacos · February 2014

Brewgirl1980 said:

If it's daytime, honestly, no I don't brush teeth. Call me dick breath. If it's night, I brush anyway. Also, what's SS?

SS is special snowflake- a different answer than what's given.

Lomcmuffin · February 2014

I give bj's but I can't swallow. It's all because of Van Wilder.

mmb248 · February 2014

Morning or before bed: brush
Middle of the day: meh

I'm not saying that H's jizz is like peaches and cream but if your man's spunk tastes fishy or any other kind of awful he might need to change his diet. More fruit!

TowerClimbersWife · February 2014

SidraJedi said:

I seriously thought that "BJ mouth" meant that feeling one gets for days after from your teeth pressing on your inner lips while giving a BJ. Y'know what I mean? Like my lips are seriously tore up some days after. The only draw back to giving BJs IMO.

I'm with you. When The Tower Climber and I were dating the insides of my cheeks would be raw. His girlfriend before me wouldn't swallow so he was WAY into the BJ's. Now I have a more intense gag reflex and have a hard time if he finishes inside, so needless to say there are less BJ's happening in our house.

icaughtfire · February 2014

I'll give H a BJ as foreplay or just because..but either way, he's not finishing in, on or near my mouth. I've tried, and literally almost puked on him. He's not into puking. Either way, I don't brush my teeth after unless I'm about to go to bed.

YellowBag · February 2014

Apparently I'm a little wierd in that I actually like giving BJs to completion and prefer swallowing (except during fertile window lately). I brush on my normal schedule.

Also, this thread made me think of this Chris Rock bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGmbZ4NortM

Twinkie0612 · February 2014

Swallow, roll over, go to sleep.

amylee545 · February 2014

Well thanks ladies... While going down on H today, the only thing I could think about was if I was going to brush after or not.

CowgirlK39 · February 2014

I do not usually give BJs to completion except during AF. When I do, it's a game time decision if I am going to swallow or not. But no matter what, I rinse or drink something to help flush it down/out.

missnacholover · February 2014

I usually swish some water around and spit it out into the sink. I've never noticed it tasting especially horrible. I mean, it's not brownie batter, but it's not like it's the worst thing in the world.

Funny story - I gave DH a BJ last week. Later on in the day I was looking at houses on realtor.com and sent him one with the "from" as "The chick who gargled your cum earlier" because I'm classy like that.

The next time I tried to send him a house through realtor.com - they had blocked me! Oooops.

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