WTF sinuses stop with the damn pressure, and the running nose and all that crap. I'm over it!
WTH Kid, You tell me it's time to clean but yet you don't help?? I don't think so
WTF DH I'm the one who is sick. why am I the one who been doing all the cooking, and cleaning. Don't sit in your chair like you are all big and bad cause you cleared the snow off the roof. in on tiny section. Help a momma out!
Wtf dd? You unpacked your lunchbox and replaced the contents with play food while I was getting dressed? Thank god you asked for a pouch on the way to school so I realized it. Stinker.
Okay, that is actually really cute and funny
Thanks. I didn't think it was so funny when I realized it. she kept giggling to herself on our way home to get her actual food. By the time I pulled into our driveway I was cracking up myself. In good news my boss thought it was funny as well and gave me zero shit for being 20 minutes late.
I would work three days a week and make the same as he does now. He would only be alone with kids one day and have kid free days two days a week. And we'd all be together 4 days a week.
Boo on his wanting to work and making lots of money and getting promotions.
WTF body, I'm sick AND AF is here... I'm done for the day. And possibly the next 3 days. Augh.
Oh the double whammy! Hope you feel better soon. I had a 7 or 8 year streak where this happened to me every damn Christmas. The only thing that broke it was getting pregnant. GL! HTH! KTHXBAI!
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
WTF MIL, if you needed a picture for your hospital's newspaper ad, wanted to use a pic of Z, and needed it by today, you shouldn't have asked me yesterday and told me you didn't need it until Thursday morning. Your granddaughter is napping, chill the fuck out.
Re: WTF Wednesday
Okay, that is actually really cute and funny
Thanks. I didn't think it was so funny when I realized it. she kept giggling to herself on our way home to get her actual food. By the time I pulled into our driveway I was cracking up myself. In good news my boss thought it was funny as well and gave me zero shit for being 20 minutes late.
I would work three days a week and make the same as he does now. He would only be alone with kids one day and have kid free days two days a week. And we'd all be together 4 days a week.
Boo on his wanting to work and making lots of money and getting promotions.
And possibly the next 3 days. Augh.
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae