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tbmadeamistake · February 2014

I got glutened over the weekend so for a couple days there, poop was plentiful. Back to being a painful, long process but seem to still be pooping on a regular basis so I'm not going to complain too much.

I'm actually upset that I had stomach problems from the gluten. I know I'm allergic but it's literally been 5 years since the last time I ingested any and I was hoping I'd see a difference in my response. Guess not!

jshrop · February 2014

I've been on antibiotics for a week. They normally give me diarrhea so mixed with the terrible constipation, it balanced out to 4 days of lovely easy (but not loose) poops! I've never been so happy to have easy poops!

Puka99 · February 2014

I'm sorry that sucks.

Sareynoo · February 2014

I don't ever poop unless I have coffee..

babygabe614 · February 2014

I broke a record this week - so far I've gone THREE times in the last week. And none of them left me feeling traumatized and wanting to curl up in the fetal position afterwards. This is a freaking miracle. I guess the stool softener + fiber chews + magnesium supplement cocktail is finally working! Wooooo!!!

bebemac · February 2014

I've been going on the daily for at least 6 weeks! Smooth sailing!

bebemac · February 2014

KrystaJ said:

bebemac said:

I've been going on the daily for at least 6 weeks! Smooth sailing!

I'd knock on wood quick. The same thing happened to me and now I'm back to going 3-4 times a week.

Done!

JujuB22 · February 2014

skamber

Lactose intolerant here too! But lately I have given no fu**s and having milk with my breakfast and ice cream almost every day, and I have been going a lot easier lately.

bebemac · February 2014

snuff9861 said:

I've gone twice in the last week. Both times were soft and unsatisfying. Stank to high heaven. Also I got poop on my hand both times. NOT IMPRESSED.

These might help! https://laughingsquid.com/shittens-the-mittens-that-protect-hands-from-poop-now-available/

ETA: YT link fail.

flojo973 · February 2014

@babygabe614 - could you please share this magical pooping cocktail? Where do you get the magnesium supplements?

babygabe614 · February 2014

flojo973 said:

@babygabe614 - could you please share this magical pooping cocktail? Where do you get the magnesium supplements?

@flojo973 They are just regular old supplements you can get anywhere where you'd buy your vitamins/prenatals. I got mine at the grocery store.

The fiber chews are just because I am a child and I like gummy medicine. You could use the fiber powders you dissolve in water or take pills like an adult or whatever.

I would suggest introducing one or the other to start with, and seeing if it helps, before doing both. You don't want the opposite effect to happen or anything. Well, maybe you do, but just to be safe...

bebemac · February 2014

Rachel5130 said:

@bebemac - there's no need to brag. Lucky salty ho.

flojo973 · February 2014

Thanks! Is it weird that I'm totally excited to go buy these? Ha.

cas889 · February 2014

I just had a really good one. And hallelujah because I've got my check-up in an hour and I'm certain that was at least three pounds of crap. I rarely get one really good, satisfying one a week. I'm so annoyed with the rabbit pellets!

lucreciac · February 2014

I forgot to take my colace a few days (stupid,stupid, stupid) so I went this morning and it was not pretty. Thank god for prep h. Tmi? Sorry.

coffee89 · February 2014

I had a burrito the other night that got things cleaned out within an hour.

Aside from that, I'm going fairly normal still knock on wood.

crhein26 · February 2014

LoHerrim calls it, but when I looked to see how massive this thing was, I was disappointed to see it was barely bigger than a rabbit turd. WTF? Why did it feel like there was a tank coming out???

Bozzy2 · February 2014

Day number 4 of pooping on the regular!!!

crhein26 · February 2014

LoHerrim said:

LoHerrim calls it, but when I looked to see how massive this thing was, I was disappointed to see it was barely bigger than a rabbit turd. WTF? Why did it feel like there was a tank coming out???
Isn't that freaking annoying??? You strain for what seems like hours and are positive it was big enough to require a birth certificate and a name and when you look, it's like a goat sat on your toilet & shit. Pisses me off!

This exactly! I was actually kind of pissed off after that poo! I feel cheated!

RedMar · February 2014

I have been GF for 4 yrs, but have every intention on having a little Guinness (my fav beer) when I'm breast feeding! Bring on the poops!!!!

diagonalley · February 2014

Had an awesome poo today. Pretty sure it weighed more than baby.

izzetoot · February 2014

Drink this, it will save your life (and your a-hole) and is OB approved!

crossfitkiwi · February 2014

I'm a SS and have been going daily for the last week or so... even twice today. Total bliss. Thank you Miralax!

Mrskbanister · February 2014

Pooping ever other week or so is never fun, but when you finally get the relief, only to be followed by horrible hemorrhoids, it's the pits.

If only pooping weren't necessary.

bebemac · February 2014

LoHerrim said:
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Me, too!

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