WTF Wednesday

AandJ28 · February 2014

Let's here 'em...

(hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes by starting this.)

JNerd · February 2014

wtf self? Are you unable to stay upright? You are Canadian! Snow and ice is in your blood! Why TF would you fall twice in one morning?

rainbowdashh · February 2014

WTF sickness? You're ruining my plans! I feel like a pouty little kid because I'm not going to Disneyland tomorrow anymore. All thanks to this stupid virus that DD and I can't get rid of.

owlcup · February 2014

Wtf DH. I asked you to bring in all the new sheet rock for DD's room because it was supposed to snow and it would get ruined.

Well, its snowing and only two sheets out of 10 were brought in. There goes 100 dollars we didn't budget for.

purtz · February 2014

My mother sent me a text message at 5 AM this morning and woke me up. WTF?

crhein26 · February 2014

WTF work! Why do people cause so many problems for me?!? ugh...so over work! Is it Friday yet?

Lindsleigh77 · February 2014

It should be Friday, that is all

SarahS11 · February 2014

WTF parent/teacher conferences... nothing really against them, I just don't feel like working a 13 hour day today and tomorrow. Normally, they are kind of fun... not so much when you are tired and pregnant.

ricecakes1216 · February 2014

WTF wind. Why do you always have to be here? You kept me awake all night and now I can't get going this morning.

otter1103 · February 2014

WTF BSC dreams! I need sleep! Granted watching Ender's Game right before bed wasn't probably the best idea, but still.

And a huge WTF to my kid's HS. You are hosting a huge show choir event on Friday AND Saturday. Families sign up for desired time slots and duties online and then you go & change it saying students don't get their choice of time. Uh EXCUSE ME? Ever think the time was selected for a reason that works for said family's schedule? And some families may have lives outside of show choir.
It is never a good idea to piss off an already grumpy pregnant lady. I may just not show up for my shift now because you can't get your shit together and I have zero patience for BS!

Mztwilson · February 2014

wtf pregnancy insomnia?! At 8 yesterday I was dozing off just waiting for the kids bedtime. Once they were in bed I couldn't fall asleep until like midnight! I need atleast 9 hours of sleep to function and the last 3 days I've only gotten 6! WTF?!?!

crhein26 · February 2014

@emilyh107 - Glad you are getting the snow you want but sorry the sucky ice is coming along with it!

k2k2tog · February 2014

WTF coworker?

Greeting me in the morning by saying "Hi belly," is not appropriate. Way to make me feel like a walking uterus.

AandJ28 · February 2014

WTF to a co-worker / friend. We have mandatory ethics trainings that need to be completed each year and take about 15 minutes to complete. There are 3 parts (each launched individually) and we're given a month to complete them. Part of my job is to track the completions and follow up with employees who are marked as incomplete past the deadline. My co-worker, who is also a friend, has not completed part 2 of her trainings and is a month past the deadline. I sent her a note and copied her manager (same as I would any other employee) and she sent back this scathing email about how insulting my email was and how I insinuated that she was using her workload as an excuse (she did! she said that since her workload tripled, she can't keep up). I said nothing of the sort other than, "I understand that you are extremely busy however, this is a company mandated training and the deadline is hard set."

Just take the 15 minutes and complete the training!! If the President can find time to get it done, then you can! Ugh!

Lindsleigh77 · February 2014

sempre_staccato said:

WTF coworker?

Greeting me in the morning by saying "Hi belly," is not appropriate. Way to make me feel like a walking uterus.

Holy inappropriate batman, is it wrong that I kind of hate people right now especially people who say stupid shit to pregnant ladies.... like yes asshole I have put on some weight hahahah, except not funny at all jerk face.

tbmadeamistake · February 2014

Forget Friday, it needs to be May already. Warmer weather, quitting my job, almost done with being pregnant (thankful I am, want a fully cooked baby, do NOT enjoy this shit), and hopefully an older, wiser toddler (ha!).

pcourtade · February 2014

WTF ice!! Why haven't you melted yet. You are so deceiving because you look like snow until I step on you!

On a good note, we're picking up our refund check today. Most of it is going towards bills but I'm still excited!!

PressLove · February 2014

WTF Old Man Winter? I understand it's your time of year, but I think you've gotten a little ridiculous with it. I mean snow, ice, snow. Really?!? I'm so over it. Just because you were on vacation last winter, doesn't mean you get to make up for it this year.

While I enjoy an occasional snow days, my car is not happy with all the salt.

kk627 · February 2014

Lindsleigh77 said:

sempre_staccato said:

WTF coworker?

Greeting me in the morning by saying "Hi belly," is not appropriate. Way to make me feel like a walking uterus.

Holy inappropriate batman, is it wrong that I kind of hate people right now especially people who say stupid shit to pregnant ladies.... like yes asshole I have put on some weight hahahah, except not funny at all jerk face.

One of the mailroom guys at work greets me by saying "Hey Fatso!" I win.

megzep · February 2014

Mztwilson said:
wtf pregnancy insomnia?! At 8 yesterday I was dozing off just waiting for the kids bedtime. Once they were in bed I couldn't fall asleep until like midnight! I need atleast 9 hours of sleep to function and the last 3 days I've only gotten 6! WTF?!?!

Totally in same boat as you. Except after falling asleep around 8, I wake up around 1030 and don't fall back asleep until 530 or 6. I'm miserable.

yayksimp · February 2014

@sempre_staccato Woah. Way to be objectified in a totally weird way. That's a new one on me, objectification as belly. Glad I work from home, ugh.

My WTF is about MOUTH RAPE.

WTF, DH? What part of your brain thinks that telling your pregnant and delicate-of-appetite wife to close her eyes and open her mouth for "a nice treat" means you should pop a cold canned smoked oyster inside?? That's a flavor you need to be prepared for-- especially when you're expecting to be treated to a tasty morsel of brownie or something instead.

I didn't want to do it in the first place, but decided to make a display of wifely trust. That backfired! He's lucky I spit it in the sink and not at him.

Funniest part is he was totally flummoxed by my reaction. haha.

bumpuser9343355 · February 2014

WTF weather?!?! Last week we finally had some winter (and by winter I mean, sixty degrees) and now we are back in the 80's? What is going on?!?!? I only have winter maternity clothes, so please go back to cold weather so I actually have something to wear to work!

crhein26 · February 2014

skamber's hair all the time or ever?!? I'm SOOOO jealous of your beautiful hair!!! Everytime I see your siggy pic I want to cry a little inside because my hair just sucks compared to yours!!!

Laurelyn2012 · February 2014

Mine isn't really a WTF, but seriously DH you have felt the baby once about two weeks ago. I asked last night if he wanted to feel it kicking and he gave me this look of awkwardness and informed me that it creeps him out. Here's to hoping in a few weeks he feels differently about this.

yayksimp · February 2014

@lizardbreath14 Ha! That's easy for you to say, but you weren't mouth raped by a smoked oyster! I'd would much rather he had put in my mouth what you were thinking he put in my mouth. Much less shocking all around. He keeps very clean, so it'd be better-tasting, too.

crhein26 · February 2014

Laurelyn2012 said:

Mine isn't really a WTF, but seriously DH you have felt the baby once about two weeks ago. I asked last night if he wanted to feel it kicking and he gave me this look of awkwardness and informed me that it creeps him out. Here's to hoping in a few weeks he feels differently about this.

@Laurelyn2012 - Don't feel bad. My DH is the same way. He keeps telling me that he will feel the baby when she is bigger. How can they not want to feel the amazingness that is a baby kicking in our belly's??

k2k2tog · February 2014

Laurelyn2012 said:

Mine isn't really a WTF, but seriously DH you have felt the baby once about two weeks ago. I asked last night if he wanted to feel it kicking and he gave me this look of awkwardness and informed me that it creeps him out. Here's to hoping in a few weeks he feels differently about this.

My DH tried to feel it once when I told him she was kicking, but didn't feel it. She's not really kicking regularly enough or hard enough for him to feel it. But, he hasn't really showed that much interest in trying to feel the kicks either. Kind of disappointing, but I don't push it... I'm sure he'll find her little kicks and wiggles as amazing as I do once she's born!

theamandapanda · February 2014

WTF new black pants that are supposed to be slimming?!? You make my butt look bigger than any of my other pants. I hate you!

TheMrs820 · February 2014

WTF Pregnancy Brain: I am so forgetful lately....I decided to soak all of my make up brushes yesterday & totally forgot about them.

So today, the one day that I have something going on after work, I have no make up & look like a hot mess. S.O.B.

shakeweights · February 2014

yayksimp said:

@lizardbreath14 Ha! That's easy for you to say, but you weren't mouth raped by a smoked oyster! I'd would much rather he had put in my mouth what you were thinking he put in my mouth. Much less shocking all around. He keeps very clean, so it'd be better-tasting, too.

@yayksimp - all I kept thinking about was the part at 0:30 of this video where JT says hashtag lololololololol

https://youtu.be/57dzaMaouXA

babygabe614 · February 2014

I think "mouth rape" is going to have to be the newest addition to my volcabulary... thanks, @yayskimp!

bebemac · February 2014

LoHerrim said:

Wtf @bebemac? Why you gotta start a food thread?

pcourtade · February 2014

WTF Walmart. I hardly ever come here but it seems like there are always long lines with only a couple people working a register. This is such bad service.

cas889 · February 2014

WTF woman in the OB waiting room? It's really obnoxious of you to play bejeweled on your phone with the volume as loud as it will go, While snapping your gum. Ugh!

rainbowdashh · February 2014

I agree 100% with @LoHerrim. I feel like I need the AC today. What the heck?!

hlp2709 · February 2014

I got a couple of things
1) To the co-worker who keeps dropping the F*** bomb every other word wish she would stop I am getting sick of hearing it.

2) To Mother nature I am sick of the - numbers in the mornings and we don't need any more snow right know can we please have spring early, I am sick of the cold.

3) To my noise can you please stop running I am sick of chasing you all over. Thanks

Hope everyone had a good day.

hlp2709 · February 2014

I should add one more thing my husband car would not start so I had to get up at 5:30 and bring him to work along with getting my daughter up at that time and run back home to get everythign ready for work and for her day care.

hlp2709 · February 2014

LoHerrim
I will send you some cold weather for the nice warm weather.

bebemac · February 2014

@LoHerrim I will send you all the rain falling on my head.

rainbowdashh · February 2014

LoHerrim said:
I'm in sunny SoCal. But it's freakin HOT today! Wtf?! @ohyeahlovely I went to steer n stein for lunch. Amazing. But now I'm fat & happy and it's hot so I want a big fat nap.

I've never been there and even though I just ate... I want it. It's supposed to get hotter this weekend. Why?! And then back to coldish. I would so love some rain right now.

rainbowdashh · February 2014

LoHerrim said:

ohyealovely said:

LoHerrim said:
I'm in sunny SoCal. But it's freakin HOT today! Wtf?! @ohyeahlovely I went to steer n stein for lunch. Amazing. But now I'm fat & happy and it's hot so I want a big fat nap.
I've never been there and even though I just ate... I want it. It's supposed to get hotter this weekend. Why?! And then back to coldish. I would so love some rain right now.
Not only is it good, but inexpensive and large portions. H & I always share a meal & it's more than enough. It's not like, great steakhouse quality but damn close and way cheaper. Their fried chicken is super! Along with their chili. It's just ranch beans seasoned with really good chunks of tender steak. Mmm

I think I've seen it! Is it on the other side of the 15, near the Olive Garden? I love fried chicken. I'm making H take me there when I can 100% taste again.

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