WTF Wednesday

Eleventy11 · February 2014

WTF DH's school...we had a ton of sleet and freezing rain yesterday. Everything is covered in ice. We live along a highway and every school for 100 miles and every school to the immediate north and south has delayed start, except for DH's school.

Spapeggy · February 2014

Wtf ds? You slept 12-13 hours a night till we had dd 8 months ago. You know how to get up to go to the bathroom and go back to bed. Why are you just getting up and crying just saying you need something? Just trying to stay up. He's getting up 3-6 times a night and were over it. STAY IN BED! I'm fucking tired, dh is too and it's do frustrating!

robinsokj · February 2014

Wtf stbxh. Why must you be such a shitstain?

taggiecb · February 2014

wtf Maverick, you got up in the night and got into the fridge without me even hearing it. Am I going to have to sleep on the couch from here on out? I have a ninja 3 year old.

LoveActually4 · February 2014

WTF H? I don't have time to write out all the stupid shit you did already today but W.T.F.

thebanich · February 2014

WTF self? You left your Ritalin at home. It does you no good if it is at home.

WTF weather? We are supposed to get 8-10 inches of snow...but it isn't snowing. WHERE IS THE SNOW?!?!?!?!

pghmortdoll · February 2014

Wtf self, why you so tired all the time? I fell asleep the past two nights when I meant to watch tv & hang out with DH.

ReeseFox · February 2014

WTF money? Why you no grow on trees or fall from the sky?

WTF lottery? Why haven't I won you yet?

WTF self? You can't win if you don't play, dummy.

Shelovesaginger · February 2014

Wtf DH, get your ass out of bed and stop pretending we don't have shit to do today.

ReeseFox · February 2014

WTF snow? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?! I don't want you. Stay away, you're going to fuck up the whole rest of my week and weekend.

NeneCakies · February 2014

WTF company, you were supposed to have donuts this morning. Not muffins and danish. Mama needs glaze! My taste buds are sad.

Rae1105 · February 2014

WTF Ex-SO, a $43 child support check? You do know a can of formula is $25 before tax right???

msdrdg · February 2014

WTF body, make up your mind. Am I getting my freaking period or not, you've been fucking with me for 3 days now. And what the fuck is with the random back pain? Don't make me find a Dr.

WTF DS, I know you are 3.5 and random crying fits is part of the deal but for fucks sake, I had a splitting headache making me nauseous this morning, did you have to have a 10 minute fit because your train fell of the fucking track???

ReeseFox · February 2014

Rae1105 said:

WTF Ex-SO, a $43 child support check? You do know a can of formula is $25 before tax right???

Ugh, this reminds me of another one.

WTF BD? You shorted me last month, because you "had to pay the cable bill" and I've yet to see a dime this month (it's the fucking 12th motherfucker) but I hear you have a nice new sofa. Glad to see your daughter is a top priority in you life. Scumball.

And seriously, your fucking cable bill?!?! It would have been better if you lied. Cuz that shit just pissed me right the fuck off. REESE SMASH!!

vandelay · February 2014

WTF stores? Why can't I find normal packs of class valentines without candy attached? Do they not make these anymore at all? Maybe I don't want to be the mom who gave all the 3 and 4 year olds Nestle Crunch bars for Valentine's Day.

FrickandFrack · February 2014

WTF sister, why are you so fucking crazy?

ReeseFox · February 2014

vandelay said:

WTF stores? Why can't I find normal packs of class valentines without candy attached? Do they not make these anymore at all? Maybe I don't want to be the mom who gave all the 3 and 4 year olds Nestle Crunch bars for Valentine's Day.

Try the dollar store.

FrickandFrack · February 2014

vandelay said:
WTF stores? Why can't I find normal packs of class valentines without candy attached? Do they not make these anymore at all? Maybe I don't want to be the mom who gave all the 3 and 4 year olds Nestle Crunch bars for Valentine's Day.

I saw some at Target.

jak554 · February 2014

I'm gonna WTF the weather too. I woke up to all the trees iced over and fog that I can't see past our backyard. The electric lines better not ice over, I don't need a blackout again.

Also WTF DS? You cry when I set you down to play but we both know you don't need anything from me. Let mom drink her coffee and eat her bagel hands free.

shadypines · February 2014

WTF co worker the National Debt is not $3mil. Stop trying agrue this stupid shit!!!! OMG!!!!!

vandelay · February 2014

kfrix13 said:

WTF stores? Why can't I find normal packs of class valentines without candy attached? Do they not make these anymore at all? Maybe I don't want to be the mom who gave all the 3 and 4 year olds Nestle Crunch bars for Valentine's Day.
I saw some at Target.

Hmm, I haven't tried Target yet this year, but I've had problems finding them in previous years. Hopefully they ordered a few more this year.

aforst · February 2014

WTF body? I haven't pooped since Saturday and there doesn't seem to be any end in sight.

WTF DS2? Quit fucking around and just use the toilet already. I'm over it.

vandelay · February 2014

ReeseFox said:

vandelay said:

WTF stores? Why can't I find normal packs of class valentines without candy attached? Do they not make these anymore at all? Maybe I don't want to be the mom who gave all the 3 and 4 year olds Nestle Crunch bars for Valentine's Day.

Try the dollar store.

Thanks @ReeseFox, I will try there!

Dubwife79 · February 2014

Wtf dd? You unpacked your lunchbox and replaced the contents with play food while I was getting dressed? Thank god you asked for a pouch on the way to school so I realized it. Stinker.
I'm joining in on the wtf weather as well. I'm over snow. And wtf boss? No I'm not coming into work at 7. If it's snowing and the office is closing I'm staying home. The place won't collapse without you for one day. Stop being an uber martyr and stay the fuck home.

Littledeer84 · February 2014

WTF PMS, why do you make me such a raging bitch? I have so much anger for no reason.

taggiecb · February 2014

WTF dogs! I know Levi isn't usually home on a Wednesday morning, but you don't have to bark at him every time he walks into the room.

BluepointToasted · February 2014

Dubwife79 said:

Wtf dd? You unpacked your lunchbox and replaced the contents with play food while I was getting dressed? Thank god you asked for a pouch on the way to school so I realized it. Stinker.

Okay, that is actually really cute and funny

BluepointToasted · February 2014

WTF co-workers? Why are you all so fucking annoying? Stop making everything into a big deal, and just do your job and be happy about it? Isn't it exhausting to act like every single situation is a catastophe?

msdrdg · February 2014

BluepointToasted said:

WTF co-workers? Why are you all so fucking annoying? Stop making everything into a big deal, and just do your job and be happy about it? Isn't it exhausting to act like every single situation is a catastophe?

Do you work with my co-irkers???

wiggyslilsis · February 2014

WTF thumb? Why are you all swollen and red? You started out feeling like a hangnail but the hangnail never happened and instead you are twice as big as my other thumb and I can't get the swelling down.

WTF DD? Why have you decided 6:30 is a good wake up time when you have been sleeping until 8:30 for three months?

theseaword · February 2014

WTF thermostat?? What is wrong with you? Why won't you heat my house above 58 degrees even though I have plenty of oil? We froze all night and now I need to call a dude to fix it or whatever, which means I need to get dressed. It's too cold to get out from under my layers of blankets.

lildevil968 · February 2014

WTF self? Why must you eat everything in sight this morning? It's only 9am, and I have already had 2 breakfast burritos, and a muffin.

WTF PMS? Why must you make me eat everything in sight. Stop that shit right now!

WTF DH? Make decision about a car already. Iam sick and tired of hearing you complain about your carpool buddy, and Iam sick of driving 80 miles round trip everyday this week to take you, and pick you up from work.

WTF DH? Don't get mad at me because your car won't get out of the driveway because of all the ice. I told you not to buy that damn car in the first place!

studyinpink · February 2014

WTF Bebehs. 430a wake up times are not ok. I'll settle for the crappy 5a we've been getting.

Both girls are teething. Something we thought might happen but were hoping wouldn't.

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EVA116 · February 2014

WTF DS just sleep through the night already. You can't possibly be hungry...you are 22lbs!

WTF DD stop being 3 already. The freak outs are terrible. It's like someone switched the 3 year on a month before your birthday.

WTF Winter you fucking suck! Take your sickness and leave!

jak554 · February 2014

I have another one. WTF leg? I fell on the ice two weeks ago but the bruise keeps getting darker and bigger. It's now 4 in long AND wide andis still tender. Heal already! Also other leg, where did your little bruise come from?

Monkeybabe · February 2014

wtf sleep, why do you hate me so much when I've stopped drinking caffeine?

Dubwife79 · February 2014

I have another.

wtf coworkers and clients? Why do none of you have any concept of time. I've gotten 4 emails today from people complaining About things taking to long. No you did not send me the requests 2 weeks ago it's been 4 days.

Eleventy11 · February 2014

msdrdg said:

BluepointToasted said:

WTF co-workers? Why are you all so fucking annoying? Stop making everything into a big deal, and just do your job and be happy about it? Isn't it exhausting to act like every single situation is a catastophe?

Do you work with my co-irkers???

I don't know if that's a typo or not, but well played @msdrdg, well played. I'm going to start calling mine co-irkers.

Eleventy11 · February 2014

vandelay said:

kfrix13 said:

vandelay said:
WTF stores? Why can't I find normal packs of class valentines without candy attached? Do they not make these anymore at all? Maybe I don't want to be the mom who gave all the 3 and 4 year olds Nestle Crunch bars for Valentine's Day.
I saw some at Target.

Hmm, I haven't tried Target yet this year, but I've had problems finding them in previous years. Hopefully they ordered a few more this year.

Our Target had a ton with no candy. DD got some with notepads and DS got some with tattoos.

msdrdg · February 2014

Eleventy11 said:

BluepointToasted said:

WTF co-workers? Why are you all so fucking annoying? Stop making everything into a big deal, and just do your job and be happy about it? Isn't it exhausting to act like every single situation is a catastophe?

Do you work with my co-irkers???
I don't know if that's a typo or not, but well played @msdrdg, well played. I'm going to start calling mine co-irkers.

Not a typo. ;-)
These people drive me bat shit crazy!

theimpossibleastronaut · February 2014

WTF weather people. Some of you say 2 inches, some of you say 12...it's very hard to plan based on this information. I get that it's a hard storm to predict, but could at least some of you agree on something?

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