May 2014 Moms

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  • sisterjanetsisterjanet member
    edited February 2014
    Miles2Go said:
    Miles2Go said:
    About 147 pounds. Why?
    *disclaimer* Miles2Go is secretly the horse in the avatar, not the person like you all were thinking, and she'll be having a lovely foal in May.  </kidding>
    They said it was a colt but I'm hoping for a filly. Do you think the other mares will judge me if i ff instead of bf?
    Do you know, I actually looked up what foals weigh, and either you'd have to be one of the big horses or that bump is not all filly.  *putting on my judgy-judgerpants*  (I couldn't actually find what a draft horse foal weighs, but I found ranges from about 125 to 150.  Cut back on the oats, yo.)  (ETA except that you're pregnant, so nevermind.  Eat all the oats and be merry, for tomorrow you will be postpartum! or something like that....)

  • Miles2Go said:


    Miles2Go said:

    About 147 pounds. Why?

    *disclaimer* Miles2Go is secretly the horse in the avatar, not the person like you all were thinking, and she'll be having a lovely foal in May.  </kidding>
    They said it was a colt but I'm hoping for a filly. Do you think the other mares will judge me if i ff instead of bf?

    Do you know, I actually looked up what foals weigh, and either you'd have to be one of the big horses or that bump is not all filly.  *putting on my judgy-judgerpants*  (I couldn't actually find what a draft horse foal weighs, but I found ranges from about 125 to 150.  Cut back on the oats, yo.)  (ETA except that you're pregnant, so nevermind.  Eat all the oats and be merry, for tomorrow you will be postpartum! or something like that....)


    It's obviously placenta 'n amniotic fluid 'n extra blood...duh...sheesh.
  • MimalooMimaloo member
    edited February 2014
    I refuse to look.
    This.  I have no idea but at my last appt the nurse said I was still under 20lbs

    ETA: I posted before I saw where this thread was going.  Hats off to you ladies for a very entertaining read :)
  • Dominirican12 who are you? Where did you come from? And is this real life?
  • hfooter said:
    My back hurts and this throw up spit is getting annoying (thanks acid reflux). There's my random.
    I just met acid reflux last week...FML.

    My nose is either stuffy or runny.  All.The.Damn.Time.  There is no in between.  Random.
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