So, I came back...

ADH0906 · November 2013

rockopera said:
Maybe they are busy fighting it out in the parking lot.

Jenna, the first rule of AE, is we don't talk to our AE.

Pintobean39 · November 2013

amberhoothoot said:

Pintobean39 said:

ScrappyLika said:
This is seriously getting in the way of me cooking dinner and enjoying my beer. I find myself only doing one of them....the beer part.
I opened a bottle of wine and trying to finish my thanksgiving cooking. I'm gonna be drunk before I even make the crust for my apple pie.

Haha... reminded me of this...

That's exactly how I like to cook. I've screwed up many dishes.

tippytoes06 · November 2013

This made my drive to my in-laws so much better

bumpuser1282882 · November 2013

This thread reminds me of the episode of the Office when Dwight Shrute fights himself.

Eta: Aw, I can't figure out how to embed the video.

Spookster · November 2013

fuzzylogic said:

Please stop saying y'all. It's one thing to say it, it's another to type it. Please.

Thread Killer :-)

lebradford · November 2013

Guys! Quit with the entertaining BSC threads! I have shit to do for Thanksgiving, and I'm just glued to the couch. If this doesn't calm down my family is going to end up with rotisserie chicken and powdered mashed potatoes tomorrow. ;-)

ADH0906 · November 2013

lebradford said:
Guys! Quit with the entertaining BSC threads! I have shit to do for Thanksgiving, and I'm just glued to the couch. If this doesn't calm down my family is going to end up with rotisserie chicken and powdered mashed potatoes tomorrow. ;-)

You need to get your priorities straight. Besides, rotisserie chicken is delicious.

RazzyRN · November 2013

I am taking my "lurke around" advice very seriously! and let me tell you thanks to this thread, the "." thread and all this drive by BFP threads today i am learning EXACTLY what not to do around here haha

MultitaskingmMom · November 2013

Orazzal said:
I am taking my "lurke around" advice very seriously! and let me tell you thanks to this thread, the "." thread and all this drive by BFP threads today i am learning EXACTLY what not to do around here haha

I have the exact same thought! Sheer exhaustion just thinking about managing all of this bi-polar posting!

sister13 · November 2013

Sweet tiny baby Jesus

Erin90210girl · November 2013

This thread and the call out of an AE would actually be interesting and worth knowing the truth if the posters in question have actually been here longer than a week. Not really exciting when someone has only posted one day. Now if the person was a loved and longtime poster like LBAB and their cover was blown then that would be something worth reading

EmeJay · November 2013

Erin90210girl said:
This thread and the call out of an AE would actually be interesting and worth knowing the truth if the posters in question have actually been here longer than a week. Not really exciting when someone has only posted one day. Now if the person was a loved and longtime poster like LBAB and their cover was blown then that would be something worth reading

I've missed you

nikiz628 · November 2013

This is how I looked reading this whole thread at once...

WTF?

iam3jenn · November 2013

janda426 said:

Alright that's the last fucking time I try to host thanksgiving at my house. Look at what I miss.

That is how I feel too @janda426!

Edit: After reading the whole thing...my head hurts.

Spookster · November 2013

LollyLawlz · November 2013

jennalking2013 said:

SophieGirl1992 said:

@SophieGirl is a troll ladies. She made a profile to stir up some shit while I was gone. Am I right @SophieGirl1992 ? I'm not stupid, bitch. Now people are harrassing ME because you made a profile, just to be a troll and cause me problems. You think this is cute? You think it's funny?

No, it's downright creepy that you feel like you have to pretend to be me while I'm gone, better yet, an AE of me. You knew what you were doing. Planting information that would make people believe you were my AE.

I DARE you to prove me wrong. I dare you to show all these girls who you really are. Come on, lets see it. I'm waiting.
You're all a bunch of bitches. What ever. I don't have to prove anything to anybody. I'm not trying to be you or stir up drama. I'm really me.

Okaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy? You still didn't prove me wrong. Sooooooo? Are you going to get off TB now since we're all bitches? I don't want you here anymore, and I know that no one else does either. I'm just trying to start over here, and you're causing me a bunch of problems. Please, go away.

OP VS. Sophiegirl =

catmagick · November 2013

Cat was here yo! Dude, /ded/ at this whole fucking thread. @cruelsound & @EmeJay you guys are my heroes and I want to marry you.

snooks721 · November 2013

Ummm

maplesugarkisses · November 2013

Holy sweet fuck. Can't believe I just read all that. On mobile. After a long shift. I seriously thought I was just overtired reading but nope! OP you have some very interesting mental issues and please seek help. This isn't being snarky, you seriously need some kind of attention and it should be medical not attention whoring. Wow..just wow. Last time I seen someone talk to themselves under 2 sn's was like back when I was 13 on ICQ. wtf..

Emerald27 · November 2013

Thanks for the entertainment, ladies. This made my night.

tealowl · November 2013

For A Good Time Call Teal 309-793-0909.

tealowl · November 2013

(That's the number to Pizza Hut down the street).

Hegi627 · November 2013

I am currently hiding from hubs family with a bottle of wine in a spare bedroom. Thank you for this OP. You just made my night.

AppleGrapeMSTK · November 2013

Last night I had the hardest decision to make: have sex or read this slop. I originally chose to read- but DH acted all offended and shit, so I had sex instead.

I'm actually not sure I made the right choice.

EmeJay · November 2013

tealowl said:

(That's the number to Pizza Hut down the street).

Do you think they deliver in Montreal?

gscoville · November 2013

EmeJay said:

tealowl said:

(That's the number to Pizza Hut down the street).

Do you think they deliver in Montreal?

Mmmmm, I love Pizza Hut pizza...closest one is in the city an hour away though, boo!

missnacholover · November 2013

I have had waaaaaaaaaay too much wine to read through all this shit. I'm greatly looking forward to catching up tomorrow when I;m sober.

jennalking2013 - It's not that hard to change your username. I did it because I thought my previous name was too revealing and I want some sense of privacy/avoidance of scary interwebs peoples. Annnnnyway. Surely you have more than one email address. Make a new name. The end.

PS - this is the poster formerly known as obxlaurak

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jaytee16 · February 2014

NellyBluth said: Bumped to scare everyone into thinking she really did come back again.

Wondering how many will people respond to the OP before realizing you resurrected a zombie thread (which only sort of kind of got my hopes up for a little Monday afternoon entertainment!)