WTF Wednesday

lauralou3x3 · February 2014

WTF my precious dog who was outside eating poop

WTF bird who ran into the window and got injured on the porch while my dog was eating poop

WTF my nasty dog for eating the bird causing me to slam the door, scream, run and cry for the poor injured bird

pistolpackinmomma · February 2014

WTF my precious dog who was outside eating poop WTF bird who ran into the window and got injured on the porch while my dog was eating poop WTF my nasty dog for eating the bird causing me to slam the door, scream, run and cry for the poor injured bird

Sorry but I just seriously lol'd over this. 1.) my dog eats poop regularly if I don't watch her. 2.) She once caught a bird and we had to get it out of her mouth because it was still alive. Luckily we were able to keep the bird safe long enough for it to recover and fly away.

lauralou3x3 · February 2014

pistolpackinmomma said:

lauralou3x3 said:
WTF my precious dog who was outside eating poop

WTF bird who ran into the window and got injured on the porch while my dog was eating poop

WTF my nasty dog for eating the bird causing me to slam the door, scream, run and cry for the poor injured bird
Sorry but I just seriously lol'd over this. 1.) my dog eats poop regularly if I don't watch her. 2.) She once caught a bird and we had to get it out of her mouth because it was still alive. Luckily we were able to keep the bird safe long enough for it to recover and fly away.

I'm lol'ing now. He normally doesn't eat poop. And his breed are bird hunters but they aren't supposed to eat them! Nasty ass. And he even tried to come in with feathers in his mouth lol.

yvanehtnioj · February 2014

MY WTF is for myself...almost caused an accident trying to get around a slow driver in the fast lane this morning. Moment of stupidity & anger. ::hangs head::

alphalyrae · February 2014

WTF Weather. Can we be done with snow and ice? Spring is like 40-something days away.

ns1 · February 2014

WTF co worker whose only question after every one of my OB appts. Is, "So, how much have you gained?" Urgh. Really?

Mimaloo · February 2014

ebuge said:

@stina76 I'm in MN, but work at a private school. I still thought that guidance counselors needed to be licensed in some capacity in order to counsel.
I love my school, but am looking to get back to public school next fall.

I almost - ALMOST - want to get back to public school. But there are zero jobs here and I know too many people who have been hired and pink-slipped in the same year because they were hired on grant money (my baby brain may remember having this conversation with you a while ago?).

Andplusalso public school administrators are breathing down teachers' necks with this Common Core crap. So I'm pretty set on staying where I am for now. But I do dream of that public school salary!

mileswithmyles · February 2014

Mimaloo said:

ebuge said:

@stina76 I'm in MN, but work at a private school. I still thought that guidance counselors needed to be licensed in some capacity in order to counsel.
I love my school, but am looking to get back to public school next fall.

I almost - ALMOST - want to get back to public school. But there are zero jobs here and I know too many people who have been hired and pink-slipped in the same year because they were hired on grant money (my baby brain may remember having this conversation with you a while ago?).

Andplusalso public school administrators are breathing down teachers' necks with this Common Core crap. So I'm pretty set on staying where I am for now. But I do dream of that public school salary!

I am up to my eyeballs in Common Core.

I am getting a stipend to pilot this year and I think I actually prefer it, but I feel like the transition needs to be waaaaaay longer than 1 year. My kids are having a really hard time with the rigor of it.

awc1986 · February 2014

WTF heartburn. Leave me alone. You hurt me bad.

WTF farts. I'm amazed at the sounds and smells that are coming out of my ass.

SurprisePartySue · February 2014

awc1986 said:
WTF heartburn. Leave me alone. You hurt me bad.

WTF farts. I'm amazed at the sounds and smells that are coming out of my ass.

I've been with my husband for 7 years and have never farted in front of him! Last night I bent over to pick up my dog and one slipped out... MH was mortified! It didn't help it smells SO BAD! I died laughing!

AnnieA75 · February 2014

Ok, I've got another...

WTF Crazies!!!! Why does it seem like all the crazies have come out of the woodwork in the past week or two? We're nearing the 3rd trimester, and every day it seems like a new crazy pokes her head in to say hello. No thank you, we're all stocked up on crazy here!

singing_lyn · February 2014

WTF Sears. My sister went and bought the appliances including a stove for the house we're moving into a few weeks ago, and they said that they would hold on to everything fine, no problem, until we were ready for it to be installed. SO my sister calls yesterday to let them know we'll be picking them up this week. They can't find the stove anywhere. They sold it to someone else. The stove was the only one we all agreed on, and we got a deal on it because it was a floor model, and was being discontinued. So now we can't get that stove anywhere, and have to go through the process of picking another one. So we have to take time and go over on Friday and do that, and it's looking like they have 2 options that aren't the same but in a similar price range, and a 3rd option that has everything the same, but is almost $200 more expensive. They have said that they'll suck it up because it's their fault, but I doubt they'll be willing to eat $200.

kristine526 · February 2014

lauralou3x3 said:
WTF my precious dog who was outside eating poop

WTF bird who ran into the window and got injured on the porch while my dog was eating poop

WTF my nasty dog for eating the bird causing me to slam the door, scream, run and cry for the poor injured bird

Lol-ing over here. :-)

rainbowsockmonkey · February 2014

WTF software update for my phone. What make you think I want the flashlight function to flash at me when my alarm goes off at 6:30am?!?!?!

sisterjanet · February 2014

WTF insurance guy? I thought you were the good, smart option and totally decide on you, and THEN you call and ask to double check the address of the house we're buying? *major side eye*

WTF Lora Leigh? How do you or at least your editors not catch that you mix up the names of your characters at least once a book? I mean, repetitive use of words is annoying but excusable, but just because it's smutty romance doesn't mean there are no standards!

WTF digestion? What's up with smelling so bad? Pretty sure I didn't eat anything in the last 24 hours that warrants this level of retaliation... although actually I wouldn't be surprised if I forgot things I've eaten considering all the things I forget lately. *sad panda*

MusicATWork · February 2014

WTF self, why are you mad at the world today?! Someone must have pooped in my cornflakes!

britab · February 2014

Yes, the weather. It has been so cold in Minnesota that yesterday morning the meteorologist said it wasn't that bad out because we reached 0. I'm a teacher and the kids have indoor recess almost everyday since that can't go out when the windchill is -10 or worse and then they are crazy!

keeumm · February 2014

MusicATWork said:

WTF self, why are you mad at the world today?! Someone must have pooped in my cornflakes!

Same here. Bleh. I'm so over it and just want a redo of today.

If we acknowledge it, that's the first step in solving the problem, right?

Tnpeach · February 2014

Wtf student? Why are you telling your mom I am picking on you? You talk the whole class period and are surprised when I write you up, as well as who you are talkin to...

Wtf parent? I told you why repeatedly why your kid keeps being sent to the office. Do we HAVE to have a meeting so I can tell you to your face, too? Well, I kinda understand that. Still sucks.

Wtf common core? Nuff said.

Wtf bank? We pay for the privilege to get our deposits a day early. Why have you not been depositing our checks early, or even on time? Why must they be late every week?

Wtf weight? I haven't gained any weight at all in four weeks. In fact, I am still four pounds under my first visit! Seriously, wtf?

britab · February 2014

sisterjanet said:

WTF Lora Leigh? How do you or at least your editors not catch that you mix up the names of your characters at least once a book? I mean, repetitive use of words is annoying but excusable, but just because it's smutty romance doesn't mean there are no standards!

During my guided reading group today I found at least two errors in the book. This book was translated from English to Spanish but by someone who can't type I guess. They wrote ;os instead of los and comoañero instead of compañero. I'm trying to teach kids to read!

Lild09 · February 2014

WTF hormones...today's personal pitty party and cry fest were unwarranted and made me angry'...stupid hormones

ErikaLynn75 · February 2014

WTF students/parents? We're half-way through the quarter so I had to email your parents to let them know you're failing (don't even get me started on that requirement, since I post grades at least once a week). Every single email I sent tonight included a list of missing assignments. And now here come the replies from parents saying their kid needs a tutor. You don't need a fucking tutor. You need to (a) show up for class, and (b) do your damn homework.

keeumm · February 2014

ErikaLynn75 said:

WTF students/parents? We're half-way through the quarter so I had to email your parents to let them know you're failing (don't even get me started on that requirement, since I post grades at least once a week). Every single email I sent tonight included a list of missing assignments. And now here come the replies from parents saying their kid needs a tutor. You don't need a fucking tutor. You need to (a) show up for class, and (b) do your damn homework.

Are we twins? Because I love and agree with everything you wrote (especially the last part).

mileswithmyles · February 2014

Tnpeach said:

Wtf student? Why are you telling your mom I am picking on you? You talk the whole class period and are surprised when I write you up, as well as who you are talkin to... Wtf parent? I told you why repeatedly why your kid keeps being sent to the office. Do we HAVE to have a meeting so I can tell you to your face, too? Well, I kinda understand that. Still sucks. Wtf common core?

Are you my secret twin? We are having the same week!

mileswithmyles · February 2014

ErikaLynn75 said:

WTF students/parents? We're half-way through the quarter so I had to email your parents to let them know you're failing (don't even get me started on that requirement, since I post grades at least once a week). Every single email I sent tonight included a list of missing assignments. And now here come the replies from parents saying their kid needs a tutor. You don't need a fucking tutor. You need to (a) show up for class, and (b) do your damn homework.

You must be my other secret twin. I HATE that!

ErikaLynn75 · February 2014

Also, WTF Keith Urban?? Not digging the Justin Bieber haircut.

CMDR513 · February 2014

WTF ILs- FIL is on his way over to crash here. DH just left to go to work after working all day getting home at 4 PM. Even though they lost power, we are assuming ILs are fighting. FIL has plenty of siblings who he can crash with, one of which has an extra house. MIL is retired and "overindulges herself" almost daily. She goes out with her GFs and gets smashed at least 3 times a week. We (DH and I) called her a few times today but no answer. This scene of them fighting is so recurrent. I am pissed that I had to make sure the house is tidy for FIL especially since I should be in bed.

CMDR513 · February 2014

pistolpackinmomma said:

mmks said:

WTF Fellow May 2014 Bumpers? - NPR is a radio station (National Public Radio)
NBR = Not Board Related

Unless I'm missing an acronym here...

WTF skin? - Why are you so damn itchy? I slather you with lotion like 5xs a day!

WTF muffins? - Stop calling my name, I'll come eat you in a minute!

Here NPR is not pregnancy related
Glad to see I didn't mess up the other day!

YTLCNURSE · February 2014

WTF older brother who is also my neighbor!... Stop asking to borrow my hot sauce, jelly, butter, cold medicine, soy sauce, plunger, toilet paper, paper towels, and trash bags! My income is budgeted for my growing family AND NOT TO INCLUDE your family! You work just like I work everyday! I don't mind helping out but geesh! Go to Wal-Mart just like I do and go get the necessary things you need for your household. This is an everyday occurence and quite frankly I am sick of it. If you come to my house and take my things while I'm at work, next time I may just call the cops on you!

Thanks for letting me vent

JoelleOK · February 2014

WTF dear son of mine? We're both sick so I understand that you are whiny but why are you sweet and playful for DH and super whiny boy for me?

whse13kittens · February 2014

WTF school? I know we've had a lot of bad weather which means a lot of snow days and yes teachers are stressed and overworked and underpaid (god i do not envy any of you) but can you PLEASE get us SS12's report card?! Parent Teacher conferences are supposed to be tomorrow and if his math grade is tanked like i think it's going to be someone's gotta go talk to the teacher, whether its his mom, DH, or me.

He's been slacking off on homework and we made him do all the assignments over and turn them even, even though you won't accept them for new grades (I get that, I support you!) but now we need to know if there's a bigger problem and HIS GRADE will help with that. UGH can you please just mail them?!?!?!?!

mmks · February 2014

pistolpackinmomma said:

mmks said:

WTF Fellow May 2014 Bumpers? - NPR is a radio station (National Public Radio)
NBR = Not Board Related

Unless I'm missing an acronym here...

WTF skin? - Why are you so damn itchy? I slather you with lotion like 5xs a day!

WTF muffins? - Stop calling my name, I'll come eat you in a minute!

Here NPR is not pregnancy related

LOL! Duh - thanks for the correct

Jennyinheaven · February 2014

AnnieA75 said:
Ok, I've got another...

WTF Crazies!!!! Why does it seem like all the crazies have come out of the woodwork in the past week or two? We're nearing the 3rd trimester, and every day it seems like a new crazy pokes her head in to say hello. No thank you, we're all stocked up on crazy here!

I am new here but I was a long time nestie, took me so long to join because I had alot of trouble ttc and two misscarriages, so this time I waited to join my birth club till I was positive this one was going to results in a baby:)

sopsongbird · February 2014

I'm late to the party but....

WTF Braxton Hicks every hour??? STOP!!!

WTF stomach waking me up at 4am cause you're hungry and can't feed you cause parents are asleep!!

WTF winter??? Get over yourself!

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