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elyse05 · February 2014

LO has been waking up at 530AM lately. This morning I woke up at 5AM and waited (couldn't get back to sleep). She woke up at 7 of course.

UTQT09 · February 2014

We built our house and moved in December 14, 2012. Our final punch list with things we needed fixed as part of the builder warranty was December 14, 2013. Last night our garbage disposal stopped working.

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ceechie · February 2014

amparo1981 said:
@stina2012 link to the outfit? Still got a GC I need to use...

@valstulas oh man...at least your boys peed in a bowl! My childhood best friend peed behind the couch instead of going to the bathroom because he didn't want to go that far (he was 9). His mom took forever to find out where the smell was coming from *retch*

Mine: still miffed at BFs boss who decided to move cross-country 4 months after BF started in his lab. So more of a "holdover-from-Friday-bitchfest"

I know this "pee behind couch" story! Where are you from? Chicago?
Couldn't be the same kid?!?

DenverBride2005 · February 2014

@Rmnam1, I have always heard that the day after the Superbowl is the most popular day of the year to call in sick--but that's pretty shitty to do when your job is a nanny and someone else relies on you for childcare. stupid seahawks fans (j/k).

Stupid superbowl

I am sad for the vets on our team that may not make it back--hopefully Peyton will--maybe next year, but Champ Bailey is probably retiring. I heard someone this morning on the radio say that it was like watching an older team play a younger, more energetic team--I think that was pretty accurate. It was so effing loud Peyton just couldn't do his normal audibles. oh well, I have loved the Broncos for 33 years and I won't stop now!

Just can't get the motivation to focus on work today, though...

LauraB1016 · February 2014

@jemasa33 I do. I call almost every day for work. It is difficult but do able.

Bkuhman · February 2014

We were planning to go for Olive Garden tonight and instead I woke up this morning with a sore throat, cough and migraine. Darn you DH!

grapeskittles4lyfe · February 2014

ceechie: no, Kansas....but still Midwest, right?

dliz87 · February 2014

I'll start on a happy note--

Glass half full: I didn't have to commute into the city in the snow, I am still in my pjs, and I get unexpected LO time today.

Glass half empty: I caught DH's cold and my nose is so runny I've stuck tissues in my nostrils. I have gotten a dozen requests today and this type of work takes so much longer on my laptop vs my desktop at work. I have two calls today I have to take. I really want to nap but have no time.

KMRR86 · February 2014

I want MOAR SNOW! We had this small dusting, but I really am dying for just one big dumping of snow. It's rare here though. Stupid west coast. Lol.

Bkuhman · February 2014

Turbotax said we would have our return between the 1st and the 20th... I want it NOW.

I was doing so good not eating a bunch of junk (aside from mini chocolate bars) but DH brought home two bags of chips and two bottles of soda lastnight.

Lelo2006 · February 2014

lizabethann06 said:
F you, influenza that turned into pneumonia in my sweet girl.

First pic- skeptical baby is skeptical. Trying to give her antibiotics is like wrestling a drunk angry badger.

Second pic- done with antibiotics, now we can smile.

Third pic- worn out, time to sleep.

She has pnemonia now?!?! Omg! I'm so sorry!

jeng100 · February 2014

Fuck the 6 month sleep regression. That is all.

Bkuhman · February 2014

mainerocks said:

Bkuhman said:

Turbotax said we would have our return between the 1st and the 20th... I want it NOW.
I was doing so good not eating a bunch of junk (aside from mini chocolate bars) but DH brought home two bags of chips and two bottles of soda lastnight.

Chips are a MAJOR weakness for me. I cannot be trusted around a bag, let alone 2!

I can't resist a bag of sour cream and onion.

ceechie · February 2014

amparo1981 said:
ceechie: no, Kansas....but still Midwest, right?

Damn. That means there are numerous boys out there that pee behind couches bc they're lazy. And they do it for years.

Must now go work on potty training my 2-1/2 year ds....

Bkuhman · February 2014

Lelo2006 said:

lizabethann06 said:
F you, influenza that turned into pneumonia in my sweet girl.

First pic- skeptical baby is skeptical. Trying to give her antibiotics is like wrestling a drunk angry badger.

Second pic- done with antibiotics, now we can smile.

Third pic- worn out, time to sleep.

Poor thing. Also, I almost bought DS an octopus like that the other day.. Does she like it?

She has pnemonia now?!?! Omg! I'm so sorry!

blairwitch · February 2014

lizabethann06

I think skeptical baby might deserve her own meme

PrimRoseMama · February 2014

Super duper hugs, & all the booze/caffeine for the mamas!

Best wishes that everyone feels better.

My bitch: H's work needs to figure out if they are sending him on business or not. They cancelled this morning but apparently are back on for him to travel until next Wednesday? Figure it out people!

littlelegslo · February 2014

My kid went to sleep at 12 last night and woke up at 6 am. He woke up 6 times in between. My brain no longer functions.

PrimRoseMama · February 2014

littlelegslo said:
My kid went to sleep at 12 last night and woke up at 6 am. He woke up 6 times in between. My brain no longer functions.

~O) foreeeeeeeeeeever

Pink724 · February 2014

maryannespier said:
Emailed Brown. I'll hear in one to two weeks.
Ahhhhhhh! :-&

Whaaat?! Why so long? I have been thinking of you but too afraid to ask!

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littlelegslo · February 2014

maryannespier said:
Emailed Brown. I'll hear in one to two weeks.
Ahhhhhhh! :-&

What?!?!?!?! They said February 1st not Februany time I feel like it.

valstulas · February 2014

Hey, Brown! :-q

And bc one thumbs down won't do: :-q :-q :-q :-q

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mrshudson618 · February 2014

I feel bad posting this because some of you have real problems like sick babies, but it's making me crazy and I have to let it out here or I am going to say something mean.

The word SALE =/= SELL.
I am on a few mama yardsale/ swap pages on FB and I swear I see this mistake 10-15 times a day. I can understand the occasional typo or autocorrect but it is ridiculous.
It makes me not want to buy from you and irrationally angry.

WifeyLovesHubs · February 2014

DH came home early (during nap time) wakes up baby, she's in a good mood at least, then tried tummy time with her, trying to get her to crawl to get her ball, she hates it - gets frustrated, and then he has to finish something for work so gives me a whiney half napped baby. Uhhhh thanks.

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mrshudson618 · February 2014

Why does no one live near me?

giraffeluvspi · February 2014

etoille said:

@nkaeding

I really need your number. Half the time I want to text you stuff because its easier haha.

@ all the nova ladies

@stina2012 @martyn17 @mrsjillb @chrissiemeas @silv3rlining @lancomechica

I so cant wait until saturday guys. Stina still won't tell me what to bring.

I don't know if I'm going to make it.

( DH doesn't land until 11am Sat, and he's crossing the pond so he will be exhausted when he lands. My only option would be to make the 4 hr round trip alone with Sully. I'm not sure how he will handle that. Our last long stint in the car resulted in complete meltdown without constant entertainment.

UTQT09 · February 2014

Chunkymonkeylvr said:

UTQT09 said:
We built our house and moved in December 14, 2012. Our final punch list with things we needed fixed as part of the builder warranty was December 14, 2013. Last night our garbage disposal stopped working. (
Try using a Hs "island" key to losen the blades. All I ever had to do was gin the hole at the bottom and turn it. Thre also might be a reset button.

I will try that! Thanks!!

giraffeluvspi · February 2014

NKaeding said:

@nkaeding

I really need your number. Half the time I want to text you stuff because its easier haha.

@ all the nova ladies

@stina2012 @martyn17 @mrsjillb @chrissiemeas @silv3rlining @lancomechica

I so cant wait until saturday guys. Stina still won't tell me what to bring.
Check your PMs

I don't have a PM

blairwitch · February 2014

lizabethann06 said:

lizabethann06
I think skeptical baby might deserve her own meme
@theblairwitch01 here you go

Love it more than a love tit can say

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