Bump Ball 2014

Drea926 · January 2014

TarheelMama202 said:

Ooh and I also love old school country - Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline!
@Drea926, why were we SO meant to be? DH and I were friends before we dated. We fell in love singing "Jackson"-- the Johnny Cash and June Carter duet at karaoke. We were Johnny Cash and June Carter for Halloween one year. The song that best fits our marriage is "Long-legged guitar-pickin' man"

@TarheelMama I have such a long story to tell you about all that! Someday, sister!!

DH and I also love karaoke. We are hooked. We even did karaoke at our wedding reception - we do a mean duet to Love Shack by the B-52s!

DublinMama · January 2014

Speaking of sweets again, has anyone seen they have a cookie dough donut at Dunks now? I don't dare....

Drea926 · January 2014

TarheelMama202 said:

Also another confession- Boston accents are my fave. That's why if Marky Mark showed up at my front door, it would be on. DH is well aware of this.

DH and I each have a "celebrity out". Mine's Gerard Butler.

And his....

)

is too hysterical to share!

TarheelMama202 · January 2014

Y'all, I just love Bump Parties!

Drea926 · January 2014

DublinMama said:

Speaking of sweets again, has anyone seen they have a cookie dough donut at Dunks now? I don't dare....

Ah! I almost got that this morning.

I want to have one soooooo bad!!!!

holly321 · January 2014

Sagen said:
I had a friend who thought both Steve and Joe were hot. Winner of oddest crush ever. Bonus points if you know who I am talking about

Aerosmith? My childhood crush was Joe Perry.

TarheelMama202 · January 2014

Teacher Clark said:

I LOVE Taco Bell. Their cheese till ups are DDs fave! I am currently addicted to crunch wraps. I've totally got a thing for In-N-Out. It's a west coast place. My go to music is country. I love fleetwood Mac, Janis Joplin, jack Johnson. Anything easy on the ears. A mellow girl.

Teach, I think you're pretty much the best.

tamarar5 · January 2014

Guilty food... Well half the time food sounds disgusting. But right now I'm loving me some Chex mix. But I'm out of most of the actual mix stiff so it's just Chex.

holly321 · January 2014

Sagen said:
I love me some Taco Bell I always get the $2 meal deal with a chicken burrito and the crazy yummy sauce, some Doritos and a Dr.Pepper. I like alternative music, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Killer, Muse; also classic rock like Eagles, and Beatles.

You just described my playlist this evening.

And I love tacobell but rarely go because I always want fountain coke.

Drea926 · January 2014

TarheelMama202 said:

Y'all, I just love Bump Parties!

I was thinking the same.exact.thing!!!

This is what it's all about!! I'd rather do this than talk about baby/parenting stuff/debating vaccines!!! #BURN

tamarar5 · January 2014

Teacher Clark said:

TamaraR4 said:
At least he's a good actor. Ohhh! Another awesome older hotty, Mark Harmon on NCIS!
I have a student right now who looks like a 17 YO Mark Harmon.

I would totally be having inappropriate thoughts I'd I had to teach him. I wouldn't DO anything... Just be thinking it!

Drea926 · January 2014

pinesnow said:

Drea926 said:

TarheelMama202 said:

Also another confession- Boston accents are my fave. That's why if Marky Mark showed up at my front door, it would be on. DH is well aware of this.

DH and I each have a "celebrity out". Mine's Gerard Butler.

And his....
)

is too hysterical to share!

WHOOOO? I MUST KNOW!!!

Okay, okay, okay....

it's....

Mary Steenburgen!!!!!

He calls her "hot mom". I guess that's good news for me when I age!

holly321 · January 2014

Drea926 said:

pinesnow said:

Drea926 said:

TarheelMama202 said:

Also another confession- Boston accents are my fave. That's why if Marky Mark showed up at my front door, it would be on. DH is well aware of this.

DH and I each have a "celebrity out". Mine's Gerard Butler.

And his....
)

is too hysterical to share!

WHOOOO? I MUST KNOW!!!

Okay, okay, okay....

it's....

Mary Steenburgen!!!!!

He calls her "hot mom". I guess that's good news for me when I age!

She is kinda hot.

Drea926 · January 2014

@verovladamir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tamarar5 · January 2014

pinesnow said:

Drea926 said:

pinesnow said:

Drea926 said:

TarheelMama202 said:

Also another confession- Boston accents are my fave. That's why if Marky Mark showed up at my front door, it would be on. DH is well aware of this.

DH and I each have a "celebrity out". Mine's Gerard Butler.

And his....
)

is too hysterical to share!

WHOOOO? I MUST KNOW!!!

Okay, okay, okay....

it's....

Mary Steenburgen!!!!!

He calls her "hot mom". I guess that's good news for me when I age!

lollllll i literally can not even compute this information

Omg, that is to funny! Rotflmao

Drea926 · January 2014

Seriously y'all, can we please just keep it fun from now on? I can't take this:

...anymore!

Drea926 · January 2014

verovladamir said:

TamaraR4 said:

Drea926 said:

pinesnow said:

Drea926 said:

TarheelMama202 said:

Also another confession- Boston accents are my fave. That's why if Marky Mark showed up at my front door, it would be on. DH is well aware of this.

DH and I each have a "celebrity out". Mine's Gerard Butler.

And his....
)

is too hysterical to share!

WHOOOO? I MUST KNOW!!!

Okay, okay, okay....

it's....

Mary Steenburgen!!!!!

He calls her "hot mom". I guess that's good news for me when I age!

lollllll i literally can not even compute this information
Omg, that is to funny! Rotflmao

Like... of all women ever?

Yes!!!!

Hahahahhahahahahahaha

...and that's why I married him!

Drea926 · January 2014

Sagen said:

I had to google who Mary Steenburgen was I literally LOLed! While I was googling I found the name of my odd crush Tom DeLonge. I like guys who are not fat, but have a tiny bit of chunk to them. I am not a fan of the skinny guys, got to have some meat Bubble butts are nice too, I am a fan.

I don't think that's bizarre!!

My hubby is a tid-bit round and I'm fine with that! Even if I put on a few pounds he still thinks I'm a super model! :P

Drea926 · January 2014

Who we are right now...

tamarar5 · January 2014

I'm the one with the chunk, but DH Is hitting that middle age man status and he's starting to "fill out." Lol he's getting mad at his jeans company because he's worn a 32-34 for the last 15 years and suddenly they are getting snug. He thinks they are cutting the jeans skinnier.

tamarar5 · January 2014

verovladamir said:

TamaraR4 said:

I'm the one with the chunk, but DH Is hitting that middle age man status and he's starting to "fill out." Lol he's getting mad at his jeans company because he's worn a 32-34 for the last 15 years and suddenly they are getting snug. He thinks they are cutting the jeans skinnier.

DH has gone from chunk to fat... I always feel bad saying it, but he has gained like 50lbs since we got married. And we haven't even been married for 4 years yet... He's only 26...

I'm almost ashamed to even admit it, but I've gained 50 lbs in the last 7 years. It started as baby eight but this long later I don't think I can keep blaming my dd.

Drea926 · January 2014

Confession:

I was thinking of leaving our board a few weeks ago. Like, for serious.

tamarar5 · January 2014

Drea926 said:
Confession:

I was thinking of leaving our board a few weeks ago. Like, for serious.

WHAT?! Why? You can't leave!

Drea926 · January 2014

TamaraR4 said:

TamaraR4 said:

I'm the one with the chunk, but DH Is hitting that middle age man status and he's starting to "fill out." Lol he's getting mad at his jeans company because he's worn a 32-34 for the last 15 years and suddenly they are getting snug. He thinks they are cutting the jeans skinnier.

DH has gone from chunk to fat... I always feel bad saying it, but he has gained like 50lbs since we got married. And we haven't even been married for 4 years yet... He's only 26...
I'm almost ashamed to even admit it, but I've gained 50 lbs in the last 7 years. It started as baby eight but this long later I don't think I can keep blaming my dd.

@TamaraR4 you are smart, sassy and sexy!! Look at your line of work!! Whoa!

Don't you dare be ashamed!

Drea926 · January 2014

TamaraR4 said:

Confession:

I was thinking of leaving our board a few weeks ago. Like, for serious.
WHAT?! Why? You can't leave!

No, I don't think I can, lol.

Ha! It's funny we both just boosted each other at the same time....compliment jinx!

MalRiggs · January 2014

my DH at one point was way beyond chunk..then he up and lost 150 pounds...like being married to a different person

tamarar5 · January 2014

Drea926 said:

TamaraR4 said:

verovladamir said:

TamaraR4 said:

I'm the one with the chunk, but DH Is hitting that middle age man status and he's starting to "fill out." Lol he's getting mad at his jeans company because he's worn a 32-34 for the last 15 years and suddenly they are getting snug. He thinks they are cutting the jeans skinnier.

DH has gone from chunk to fat... I always feel bad saying it, but he has gained like 50lbs since we got married. And we haven't even been married for 4 years yet... He's only 26...
I'm almost ashamed to even admit it, but I've gained 50 lbs in the last 7 years. It started as baby eight but this long later I don't think I can keep blaming my dd.

@TamaraR4 you are smart, sassy and sexy!! Look at your line of work!! Whoa!

Don't you dare be ashamed!

Thanks $:\$ "> Dh doesn't ever say anything, and even though I know he just doesn't care about looks... I still wish he would tell me that I'm pretty or smart or something. He just doesn't give complements like that.

Drea926 · January 2014

TamaraR4 said:

Confession:

I was thinking of leaving our board a few weeks ago. Like, for serious.
WHAT?! Why? You can't leave!

Sagen said:

Why in the world would you leave. Don't tell me it is a trying to be productive thing, screw productivity

Haha nah.

I just though you all were getting tired of my wine and sex threads and wanted to talk about more "important" things. :P

TarheelMama202 · January 2014

Drea926 said:

Seriously y'all, can we please just keep it fun from now on? I can't take this:

...anymore!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT WITH THIS DEBBIE DOWNER REFERENCE!

I was SO hoping you or Dubs would pull that gif out of your back pocket. You ladies never cease to amaze me.

tamarar5 · January 2014

@Drea926 I LOVE the wine and sex! I so love coming on here and being able to let loose! I think you and I are cut from the same cloth, only I'm Ku and my dh is a recovering alcoholic so I never get to drink.

And dh would be both proud and embarrassed if he he knew how much I shared about our sex life.

Drea926 · January 2014

@Sagen thanks chickie! I think you are an absolute sweetheart and super mom to boot!

@fishes I get you. I used to have a "dad" thing for Bruce Willis. :P

tamarar5 · January 2014

OK, here's another question. I am probably the most accident prone person y'all will ever meet. What is you most embarrassing injury?

I broke my middle finger swaying a fly. Seriously.

TarheelMama202 · January 2014

tamarar5 · January 2014

Drea926 said:
@Sagen thanks chickie! I think you are an absolute sweetheart and super mom to boot!

@fishes I get you. I used to have a "dad" thing for Bruce Willis. :P

Ohh me too! Love Bruce. Not sure if I liked him better in Surrogates or in Sixth Sense.

Drea926 · January 2014

I haven't injured myself in an embarrassing way, but DH and I broke our bed once, lol. Like, the bottom beam of the frame broke off.

Whoops!

Drea926 · January 2014

verovladamir said:

I will put this out there since we are all just letting it all out:

Once, I had a dream where I cheated on DH with his best friend. And I wasn't sorry.

We weren't married yet when I had the dream though.

Said friend is very cute, and a super sweet guy. Just definitely not a life partner type.

Nothing wrong with dream cheating ;-)

tamarar5 · January 2014

Drea926 said:
I haven't injured myself in an embarrassing way, but DH and I broke our bed once, lol. Like, the bottom beam of the frame broke off.

Whoops!

Is it sad that dh and I are well on our way to doing this AGAIN? It happened once when we were in our 20s. And it wasn't our bed. We never made it that far... only his roommates bed. $:\$ ">

TarheelMama202 · January 2014

TamaraR4 said:

OK, here's another question. I am probably the most accident prone person y'all will ever meet. What is you most embarrassing injury? I broke my middle finger swaying a fly. Seriously.

Ha! This is a good one! We took our 6th graders roller-skating last year at the end of the year. Me, being the super-fly teacher that I am, skated around the rink. As I was exiting said rink, I got tripped up where the wood met the carpet and my feet flew out from under me. I busted my ass and bruised my tailbone in front of 250 6th graders. :-O

Rosebean · January 2014

Most embarrassing injury was when I was a child. My dad took me to a construction site out in the middle of nowhere and let me play wherever I wanted. This meant no bathrooms. I totally used a leaf to wipe my girly bits. And it was... You guessed it.... Poison ivy. It didn't just affect my lady bits, it stole across my entire body!!!! It certainly sucked explaining what happened to my parents when I needed to see the doctor about it.... Or having a doctor look at your vajayjay!

TarheelMama202 · January 2014

Rosebean said:

Most embarrassing injury was when I was a child. My dad took me to a construction site out in the middle of nowhere and let me play wherever I wanted. This meant no bathrooms. I totally used a leaf to wipe my girly bits. And it was... You guessed it.... Poison ivy. It didn't just affect my lady bits, it stole across my entire body!!!! It certainly sucked explaining what happened to my parents when I needed to see the doctor about it.... Or having a doctor look at your vajayjay!

Oh my gosh, that is the absolute worst! I cannot imagine. That sounds like a personal hell. Bless your heart, pal!

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