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July 2013 Moms
cuterusaurus
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let's play mad libs
cuterusaurus
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Re: let's play mad libs
If so......rectum.
By: Roger Price & Leonard Stern
With the ever-rising popularity of sports like skiing and snow-chasing, it's important to be aware of frostbite. Frostbite occurs when a person is exposed to cold temperatures for too long, causing parts of their idiot to freeze. Skin affected by frostbite often has a/an sea foam Green , fancy appearance, and in extreme cases, the skin can turn maroon and require amputation. Frostbite most often affects the nostril, the fingers and the earlobe, but can really damage any exposed skin. To treat frostbite, first remove any beautiful clothing. Next, soak the frozen area in warm breastmilk (approximately 13 degrees Fahrenheit is ideal) or wrap the area in a warm moon. Then, very awkwardly, apply sterile Nincompoops all around the affected area and go see a/an stripper as soon as possible. The best way to prevent frostbite is to always wear a/an bra and a/an panties and to keep your rectum covered any time you are going out in the cold.