WTF - ass. Can we please go back to being constipated instead of having faucet butt? It's kind of obvious to the 5 other people in my office when I have to shuffle upstairs 4 times this morning. I mean, the floor in the 120 year old building I work in creaks a lot and I'd rather not announce to my silent floor that consists of 5 men that I have the runs.
If it makes you feel any better, I literally ran to the bathroom to pee 6 times before lunch.
WTF parent in my school. You sent your child to school at 11 because his stomach hurt, only to have him vomit and poop all over the class an hour later. Thanks, hope you enjoyed your tennis lesson.
WTF district manager?! Can you hurry up and schedule my interview so I can stop wondering about my promotion? Mama needs a new pair of maternity jeans!
Salsera29 What grade do you teach? geez! I don't know what your rights are as a teacher but can you report them to the police or to Social Services?
It's a 5th grader. I'm not one of the ones he threatened, so I'm not personally involved. I'm not sure what the principal's options are...I just learned this morning that she can't even ban the mother from the building. I just feel so bad for her and for this kids classroom teachers. I think the teacher he threatened to stab could have pressed charges, but she didn't. And the kid is still in her class!! It's just so completely f'ed up.
Salsera29 I'm sorry. That's so crazy. That has to be a way to protect the teachers in situations like this as well as the other students. I suppose they will continue to let the situation escalate until this child or his crazy mother walks into the school and physically arms the teacher or something worse. Sorry lady!
WTF student parent. You leave a message for me to call you AFTER school yesterday and then call THREE times this morning...when you know my conference doesn't start until 1pm. Then you show up at the school during my lunch time because your straight A students got a B on her progress report. I have students that can't read the word CAT...
Salsera29 I'm sorry. That's so crazy. That has to be a way to protect the teachers in situations like this as well as the other students. I suppose they will continue to let the situation escalate until this child or his crazy mother walks into the school and physically arms the teacher or something worse. Sorry lady!
You're probably right. And I am not ashamed to admit, I'm REALLY nice to that kid!
WTeverlovingF coworker: Next time you don't get the cookie cutter answer you want (even when it's not possible to give you exactly what you want and I try really hard to be helpful) just know that copying my boss and my boss' supervisor is not going to change my answer. Because I will reply all and reiterate exactly what I said but provide you with all kinds of information highlighting exactly why I am correct that you really wind up looking like an a-hole.
WTF head! I was just beginning to enjoy the "easy" second trimester since I haven't had a migraine or MS since Saturday. Now you have to go and give me a migraine which makes me want to puke.
WTF TB? Why won't you let me open threads that contain a lot of GIFs? It makes me sad that I miss out on a lot of discussions because you won't let me see them.
WTF travel gods, I've been traveling for 15 effing hours and I'm NOT AT MY HOTEL YET!! I have a presentation tomorrow and then I have to hop a red-eye back east to get home to my boys. This mama and her LO are TIRED! No more delays - Get me to bed!!!
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WTF Foster pup, when did you become car sick, and why do you do this to meeee?