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WTF Wednesday
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#1 - WTF self. What kind of weird dream was that last night? A quasi sex dream with Peyton Manning where I was his second wife. Oh God, I woke up willing the images away. He seems like a nice guy, but definitely not my cup of tea...except for maybe the tall part.
#2 - WTF service department at the dealership. How is it that every time my DH's car goes in, you find something big wrong with it? The thing isn't that old and the major problem it had a couple years after purchase was a manufacturer's error. If you give us one more list of things that need to be addressed when they are really just fine, I'm going to slap you upside your head with that little clipboard you have.
#1 - WTF self. What kind of weird dream was that last night? A quasi sex dream with Peyton Manning where I was his second wife. Oh God, I woke up willing the images away. He seems like a nice guy, but definitely not my cup of tea...except for maybe the tall part.
#2 - WTF service department at the dealership. How is it that every time my DH's car goes in, you find something big wrong with it? The thing isn't that old and the major problem it had a couple years after purchase was a manufacturer's error. If you give us one more list of things that need to be addressed when they are really just fine, I'm going to slap you upside your head with that little clipboard you have.
Formerly knittylady
DH:34 - Me: 33
Emmaline Winifred - 1.25.2013
Wesley Daniel - 7.24.2014
#3 EDD - 6.24.2018
DH:34 - Me: 33
Emmaline Winifred - 1.25.2013
Wesley Daniel - 7.24.2014
#3 EDD - 6.24.2018
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Re: WTF Wednesday
Hey DS2...I'm tired of trying to put you to bed when I freakin' KNOW you are exhausted but you just. Won't. Sleep! Please, for the love of all things good & holy, let your pregnant mama & overtime working daddy get more than 6-7 hrs of sleep! We are so weary of trying so hard to help you. We love you & wouldn't trade you for anything. Except maybe more sleep. Now, quit being a fart & go to sleep tonight!
Love,
Mama
I'm sure I'll have a much better wtf later.
tundrabunny said:
@Tundrabunny
This is the kind of emails I get from a vendor non stop. It's like she lives in a world of unicorns, puppies & the color yellow.
Just stop being so dramatic! You don't have to literally say, "Pretty please!" because I assure you I will do my job. Funny enough, the check had already been sent so her email was not valid at all.
ETA: spelling.
You are part-time anyway - do you deserve vacation more than other full-time/non-profit/overworked people? Also, no - a conference call is not going to work to go over the paper visuals. If you are well enough to call in, just come in. Gah!
Wtf growing offspring inside my belly...was it your intention to tempt me with every food imaginable during the first trimester and then starve me to death by the 2nd? You're lucky I love you more than myself! Just don't kill mama.
Wtf winter? Bring on the snow, bring on 20's and 30's. This negative temperature business is getting old! Brrrr.
your demands for yet another frosty fall on empty wallet, not deaf ears. And while we have an open dialogue, I'm glad I'm pooping like a normal human again, but can we scale back to one or two good poops a day instead of five "eh. It's a poop." Poops? Mommys toilet seat is freezing, and I am not a fan of goosebumps on my hindquarters.
WTF, sister, why are you dating a LOSER whom I dated back in high school? You know all the crazy shit that dude did, like key my car and slash my tires when I dumped him after finding out he was a cheating asshole. Even without the douchebaggery, it's just a little gross to me. And why won't you grow up and tell me these things yourself? I shouldn't have to figure it out via his nasty comments to yor status updates on Facebook.
WTF, BBQ chips, why must you taste so delicious that I eat a whole bag every few days?
WTF, Bossman, why are you asking me to go work when you know I'm tired I'm pregnant.
1. Crazy dream that I was doing yard work when a walrus came up and bit me. Yes, a woodland walrus about the size of a squirrel. My neighbor pried the walrus off my arm and I ran in the house. The walrus ran to the door and DH let him in to check him out since he'd never seen a walrus up close before. I woke up slightly irritated at DH.
2. So I guess my pregnancy superpower is constant gas. Seriously, can this stop? WTF!?
ETA: It took 20 minutes of guessing but I finally got it! I really need to write this crap down.
DH:34 - Me: 33
Emmaline Winifred - 1.25.2013
Wesley Daniel - 7.24.2014
#3 EDD - 6.24.2018
DH:34 - Me: 33
Emmaline Winifred - 1.25.2013
Wesley Daniel - 7.24.2014
#3 EDD - 6.24.2018
WTF cold winter! My van's doors keep freezing shut so I have to open the tail gate, climb in and load the kids into their car seats from the back. It is a good thing I'm not huge pregnant yet.
That is crazy, beynd just WTF. I am sure you have mentioned but I don't remeber where in Jersey you are. You're not in Camden or something are you?
WTF weather. Pick either warm or ass freezing cold. But the yoyo thing is NOT cool.
WTF board why is there nothing exciting to entertain me. Someone make an AE and stir something up.
WTF head cold. GTFO you are not welcome and I do not have time for this.
WTF self GO WORK and quit bumping.
Customer: "Oh, well, I just lit it"
WTF?
So jealous. 8-> I remain ass-less.