1. Cried over tv commercials ! 2. Cried because my fast food order was wrong ;( 3. Cried this much! 4. Been this horny.. ya ya.. lol
I've cried over my fast food order being wrong at least 5x during this pregnancy. When I order a Big Mac with a Sprite, it doesn't mean I want the 10 piece chicken nugget meal with a Diet Coke!
Never have I ever needed help getting off the sofa or out of a car until the last couple of weeks.
Never have I ever been so impressed with my farts that I've had to tell someone about it. I'm talking duration and timbre.
Never have I ever been so constipated that when I finally did #2 it felt like I was shitting out a sailboat. Never have I ever had to take Colace to feel some relief.
*tooted while simply walking *weighed this much *had to change underwear multiple times a day *been happier to wear sweatpants *been so proud if myself. Carrying a baby is amazing!!!
Married 5/5/12 ~ Miscarried @ 6wks 7/1/13 ~ Has Pacemaker ~ Due May 7th
Never have I ever lost the key to my classroom while looking at it. Or the homework in my hands. Or my notes in my book. Really, this ain't looking so good my poor students...
Gone this long without wine! (Not including when I was younger and drinking was illegal)
Also, never have I eaten so much ice cream! And then left my cell phone in the ice cream box in the freezer. What the hell.
Me-41, Hubby-40. 1st BFP-8/17/12!Missed Miscarriage discovered @ 8 week US.D&C. 2nd BFP-2/13/13!Blighted Ovum discovered @ 8 week US. Natural miscarriage. 3rd BFP-5/22/13!By
early June, progesterone plummeting.Another loss. August 2013 - started Donor Egg process, but surprise BFP with my own eggs.
Dear Son born 5/28/14
Never have I ever, until pregnant, had a chin hair :-??
Ugh. Yes. Has happened to me with both now. And can someone tell me how they get so long before I notice them?? Who is not being my friend and not telling me about this?
Amen! I swear it was like a half inch long before i noticed it!
-booked my flight for a girls wknd to only arrive at the airport and realize I booked the wrong weekend and had to shell out money to correct my dumb boo boo
-farted in public places ( work, airplanes, library, supermarket) there's no shame in my game ( I feel awful to the man who sat next to me yesterday on my flight )
-thought I would literally be rolling out of bed....
-eaten a whole box of cereal all by myself and then yelled at my fiancé cause I thought he had eaten a bowl of my beloved cereal...then I remememberd I was the guilty one...
Never have I ever (until I was pregnant) ugly cried in the In n Out parking lot because I relized I didn't have my wallet and had to pull through the drive-through with no double double and milkshake.
Re: Let's play- Never have I ever (until I was pregnant)
2. Cried because my fast food order was wrong ;(
3. Cried this much!
4. Been this horny.. ya ya.. lol
Never have I ever been so impressed with my farts that I've had to tell someone about it. I'm talking duration and timbre.
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
-used SO MUCH lotion
-snissed
-had a grey hair
-had boob this size
*weighed this much
*had to change underwear multiple times a day
*been happier to wear sweatpants
*been so proud if myself. Carrying a baby is amazing!!!
Also, never have I ever needed to take a break and rest between putting on each shoe. The struggle is real!
Mommy to my sweet boy, JG, born May 15, 2014
Baby #2 due 4/26/16!
1st BFP-8/17/12! Missed Miscarriage discovered @ 8 week US. D&C.
2nd BFP-2/13/13! Blighted Ovum discovered @ 8 week US. Natural miscarriage.
3rd BFP-5/22/13! By early June, progesterone plummeting. Another loss.
August 2013 - started Donor Egg process, but surprise BFP with my own eggs.
Dear Son born 5/28/14
Had itchy nipples
Had a literal pain in my ass (thank you, sciatica)
2. Forgotten so much in my life!!!
Never have I ever:
-booked my flight for a girls wknd to only arrive at the airport and realize I booked the wrong weekend and had to shell out money to correct my dumb boo boo
-farted in public places ( work, airplanes, library, supermarket) there's no shame in my game ( I feel awful to the man who sat next to me yesterday on my flight
)
-thought I would literally be rolling out of bed....
-eaten a whole box of cereal all by myself and then yelled at my fiancé cause I thought he had eaten a bowl of my beloved cereal...then I remememberd I was the guilty one...
Never have I ever...
-burped so much after eating
-waddled
That may have been more if a confession.