FFFC

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

@hmp1 I have the yellows. Hoping they fit the shrimp by summer.

Although my kid wears summer shoes all year long (not sandals, but close). Yah @meatballesq, still stretching it here.

The work lady who I suspected of not being honest about her cancer just send me a photo of a 'device' they are using on her as though she's there and snapped the photo. I uploaded to tinypic and reverse image searched. It was pulled from someone's blog. I guess the FFFC is that I'm a cynical bitch.

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BPer · January 2014

LoisLayn23 said:

hmp1 said:

redneckmomma25 said:

I looked at the see kai run shoes yesterday....I couldn't find a pair I didn't think were ugly.
I had to check out the girl shoes since you posted this. I adore these

And these are oldies but goodies

Bought them both. Plus the pink ones, a silver pair, and the tights.

Yep, I bought both too. I can't believe some of you have LOs in size 5,6 etc. I bought Hannah a size-up...4s. Tiny baby feet.

BPer · January 2014

Some drunk asshole lost control of his car last night, rolling it in our driveway, and eventually crashing in our yard.

This happened 10-15 minutes before I got home, at 5 fucking 30.

I was so full of rage over the situation that had I been home when he crashed, I probably would have freaked the fuck out on him. (Once the cops arrived, of course.) This is probably the confession.

If I had been home 10 minutes earlier, I could have been pulling into the driveway, getting Hannah out of the car, walking into the house.

Who is drunk enough to total their car at 5:30pm? Seriously.

melody921 · January 2014

Nita2603 said:

I have left the kids in the car when I carry in stuff. In the driveway. I have 0 issues with that.

I think my kids are much safer, locked in my car in the driveway, buckled in car seats than they would be in my living room while I carried the stuff inside.

melody921 · January 2014

BPer said:

LoisLayn23 said:

hmp1 said:

redneckmomma25 said:

I looked at the see kai run shoes yesterday....I couldn't find a pair I didn't think were ugly.
I had to check out the girl shoes since you posted this. I adore these

And these are oldies but goodies

Bought them both. Plus the pink ones, a silver pair, and the tights.

Yep, I bought both too. I can't believe some of you have LOs in size 5,6 etc. I bought Hannah a size-up...4s. Tiny baby feet.

DD wears 4s and still has a little room in them. I am bad at guessing when she'll be in the next size.

BPer · January 2014

I was really surprised when there was nothing juicy in all 8 pages of this thread.

BPer · January 2014

LoisLayn23 said:

I just farted.

juicy enough for ya?

I have a sort of confession/more TMI that I could put in here along these lines. I feel like it would be more well-received back when we were all KU though. Now everyone may just think I am gross.

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

LoisLayn23 said:

ILY for you fact checking.

I know she's lying, times a million, but I suspected she just grabbed it off the net like a jackass. She took it from a high hitting blog, IDIOT.

Re: google image search... One of my client's lawyers didn't know about it and it helped them win a fraud case to the tune of $142k for a tiny business. It kept them from going under. I've presented the info I learned from doing a specific search to lawmakers as well. They all think I'm a ninja. Listen suits, I'm not a ninja - it's called google image search you're right, I am a ninja. *snicker*

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tinyhumantoe · January 2014

@bper dish it! oh, and sorry about your lawn! Thank god you weren't there!

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

I think half of the problem with FFFC is that we've been a group for so long. Most topics we've BTDT. The other half is that people have learned what you really shouldn't fucking post.

redneckmomma25 · January 2014

I have zero desire to even try and breastfeed the next kid. I have no reason not to. I just don't want to.

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

I think my google image story sounds like I'm stretching the truth haha. I'm not though.

juliane2004 · January 2014

origamipoppy said:

MeatballEsq said:

I think we are stretching on our confessions today.

It's like we used up all our dramz too early this week.

juliane2004 · January 2014

LoisLayn23 said:

I bought 4's and 5's. She is in a 4 with some room still.

My s12-er has super fat feet, she's in 6's (7's for boots), lol

BPer · January 2014

Okay, this is really more humiliating than anything, but here goes.

So I'm still trying to organize my desk, drawers, filing cabinets, etc. Monday afternoon, I was doing lots of bending, kneeling, squatting, in an effort to file the mounds of paperwork on my desk.

During this time, some air must have gotten trapped, ahem 'up there'.

My boss called me into his office to talk about something, and when I turned to walk out, I um, queefed? I am fairly sure he heard it, and just assumed that I farted in his office.

Awesome.

juliane2004 · January 2014

BPer said:

LoisLayn23 said:

I just farted.

juicy enough for ya?

I have a sort of confession/more TMI that I could put in here along these lines. I feel like it would be more well-received back when we were all KU though. Now everyone may just think I am gross.

Def bring it.

IForgotMyLogIn · January 2014

I'm having a horrible time giving a crap about a very close friend's wedding, as in I'm the MOH close. She's got a huge family causing unnecessary drama and I just can't bring myself to care about choosing between 50 table runner fabrics.

I'm a tired, crappy friend.

KellersPrag · January 2014

melody921 said:

BPer said:

LoisLayn23 said:

hmp1 said:

redneckmomma25 said:

I looked at the see kai run shoes yesterday....I couldn't find a pair I didn't think were ugly.
I had to check out the girl shoes since you posted this. I adore these

And these are oldies but goodies

Bought them both. Plus the pink ones, a silver pair, and the tights.

Yep, I bought both too. I can't believe some of you have LOs in size 5,6 etc. I bought Hannah a size-up...4s. Tiny baby feet.

DD wears 4s and still has a little room in them. I am bad at guessing when she'll be in the next size.

C is in 7s, almost 7.5.

juliane2004 · January 2014

LoisLayn23 said:

My 3.5 year old is in 7's.

redneckmomma25 · January 2014

G wears a size 6 right now. not fat feet though. She is 33 inches or so?

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

Also I found this
wherelifeoncestood: Best gif ever!

eta HEY @BPER did you read the buzzfeed about why you shouldn't be ashamed of queefs?

Also, this scenario is the only time I'd be relieved that my boss thought I farted. Hahahahaha

Also, DH doesn't believe me that his mom farts around me all the time. She isn't like lifting a leg and ripping one, she is walking or bending over and it happens AT LEAST once every time I'm around her. He said he's never heard her fart. I'm at 1,394 times. WTF.

juliane2004 · January 2014

(can you tell I finally got a minute to reply? lol)

My FFFC: I judge a little when I see someone write "breath" when they really mean "breathe".

ktnicole · January 2014

Lexie is in 7s.... and almost one pair of 8s.

1fish2fish · January 2014

Max is a 5W and they're getting tight.

Pokedot · January 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

I have zero desire to even try and breastfeed the next kid. I have no reason not to. I just don't want to.

I feel the opposite. I didn't feel very supported in general about BFing and when I didn't get milk instantly I gave up on myself. I just wasn't into trying. Now that I know it's not all rainbows and puppies I think I'm more apt to put forth some effort. Plus formula is expensive yo.

MRoxy0628 · January 2014

@hmp1 I have the yellows. Hoping they fit the shrimp by summer.

Although my kid wears summer shoes all year long (not sandals, but close). Yah @meatballesq, still stretching it here.

The work lady who I suspected of not being honest about her cancer just send me a photo of a 'device' they are using on her as though she's there and snapped the photo. I uploaded to tinypic and reverse image searched. It was pulled from someone's blog. I guess the FFFC is that I'm a cynical bitch.

STUCK:

You are a super sleuth! I should have known that from some of your previous posts though. I'm coming to you the next time I need help investigating something.

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

juliane2004 said:

(can you tell I finally got a minute to reply? lol)

My FFFC: I judge a little when I see someone write "breath" when they really mean "breathe".

I jlaugh. hard.

(ETA wtf where did my reply go)

redneckmomma25 · January 2014

Pokedot said:

redneckmomma25 said:

I have zero desire to even try and breastfeed the next kid. I have no reason not to. I just don't want to.

I feel the opposite. I didn't feel very supported in general about BFing and when I didn't get milk instantly I gave up on myself. I just wasn't into trying. Now that I know it's not all rainbows and puppies I think I'm more apt to put forth some effort. Plus formula is expensive yo.

Formula expense is probably the only reason I will try again

Holly_1007 · January 2014

Sorry ladies, busy morning. Didn't mean to post and run. Keagan has some pairs of Velcro shoes, but they are The ones with one piece of Velcro at the top and then a row of laces that are stretchy, does that make sense? We have a bunch that have the elastic type laces. Colby is currently rocking boots that zip up the side. In the summer they wear crocs. Let me see if I can find an example. Eta: something link this: https://www.striderite.com/store/SiteController/striderite/strideritemade2play153thorpetoddler/8-137184/catId/cat1530402SR/stockNumber/CB48536/skuId/***8********CB48536*W115/subCatId/cat1530715SR/showDefaultOption/true/productdetails

redneckmomma25 · January 2014

thechimichanga said:

DD is a 5.5 with chubby feet...she is on the taller side too. I think she's 32 inches. Lois you are vertically challenged. You wear a kids 3...I am not surprised your kids have small feet! I however am just shy of 5'10 and wear a 7/7.5 so yeah.

Same height...but I wear a 10 to 10.5....how did you get away with small feet??

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

I like my self a hellofa lot more now than before being a mom. I laid off myself a bit. It helps that she loves me like crazy. Sometimes I think....yah, nothing else matters.

KellersPrag · January 2014

LoisLayn23 said:

cherrycrepe said:

I confess that I really want my OB to order the blood test that will tell you the sex of the fetus, even though there are no medical reasons for me to need it.

I'm impatient.

That was 98% the reason I opted for hte NT scan last time. I was hoping they'd make a guess or hte blood work would show something.

O-2.

but then we were team green.

Ours offered the Materni-T21 or whatever test that is, because it will tell you the sex.

But, we were team green.

Pokedot · January 2014

thechimichanga said:

DD is a 5.5 with chubby feet...she is on the taller side too. I think she's 32 inches. Lois you are vertically challenged. You wear a kids 3...I am not surprised your kids have small feet! I however am just shy of 5'10 and wear a 7/7.5 so yeah.

You have tiny feet for how tall you are. I'm 5'8 and I'm in a 10. Ugh!

hmp1 · January 2014

I get so excited when I see a notification pop up that I was tagged and run over to read it. Then I get so let down when I see someone just quoted someone that previously tagged me and are not even talking about the same subject.

Looking at you Roxy

tinyhumantoe · January 2014

oooo I have one. I'll just try to keep one-upping myself here:

I am eating a kid cuisine tv dinner.
I sometimes feed my kid these things.
One time one of them came with pop rocks
I split the tiny thing of pop rocks with her, and she thought it was fucking.hilarious. So did I.
I highly recommend you give your toddlers pop rocks. So worth it.
I spent 5 minutes with my head in the freezer at Kroger last night looking for the pop rocks meal.
My nipples were showing through my sports bra and t-shirt and I didn't realize it until I went to pay.

BPer · January 2014

SharkFarts said:

I had another confession, but BP's queef story made me forget it. lol

I'm basically sitting here laugh/crying over it at my desk. Typing it out here made me pretty much relive the whole thing. Also, my boss is hot, so there's that.

KellersPrag · January 2014

redneckmomma25 said:

thechimichanga said:

DD is a 5.5 with chubby feet...she is on the taller side too. I think she's 32 inches. Lois you are vertically challenged. You wear a kids 3...I am not surprised your kids have small feet! I however am just shy of 5'10 and wear a 7/7.5 so yeah.

Same height...but I wear a 10 to 10.5....how did you get away with small feet??

I'm 6' with size 11. I want to know the same as @redneckmomma25!

1fish2fish · January 2014

Pokedot said:

redneckmomma25 said:

I have zero desire to even try and breastfeed the next kid. I have no reason not to. I just don't want to.

I feel the opposite. I didn't feel very supported in general about BFing and when I didn't get milk instantly I gave up on myself. I just wasn't into trying. Now that I know it's not all rainbows and puppies I think I'm more apt to put forth some effort. Plus formula is expensive yo.

I'm with Pokedot. I'm MORE motivated to master BF'ing the next time around. I met my goal of 6 months with Max, but I'm striving for a year next time. Also? I won't worry/stress as much if I need to supplement. I did a lot of blaming myself and I think that's part of why I just wanted to wean him so I didn't have to deal with the ambiguity of knowing whether or not I was doing a good job.

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