Let's play- Never have I ever (until I was pregnant)

madelined633 · January 2014

Never have I ever (until I was pregnant) forgotten whether or not I've washed my hair already while in the shower.

- happened last night- I was enjoying a steamy relaxing shower for about ten or fifteen minutes when I absentmindedly reached down and squirted conditioner in my hand. I stood there for literally 2 minutes trying to remember if I had already shampooed my hair or not. Finally, I decided to trust my sub-conscience- if I picked up the conditioner, then surely part of my brain remembers shampooing-- right? nOpE! My hair today was definitely flat and borderline greasy. Good call sub conscience.

ns1 · January 2014

@ madelined633 - I've done that not pregnant. ..maybe multiple times.

Never have I ever (until I was pregnant) found my work keys in my office door and my glasses in my lunch box in the same morning.

ykristos · January 2014

Loved my belly.

I want to hug this blob all the damn time.

motoLyn · January 2014

peed my pants when laughing hard or coughing....

pregnancy brain as my boss likes to call it hasn't hit me hard yet.

jjh471 · January 2014

-Peed my pants
-Thrown up in my kitchen sick
-Studied at my nipples at great length
-Tied my shoes BEFORE putting them on (ya that's a challenge, the key is to tie them tight enough by not too tight so you can just slip them on...)
-Studied my underwear and toilet paper at great length

Oh pregnancy what a joy!

jackdustin · January 2014

Taken the wrong train home and had to wait outside for 10 minutes to catch the right one. I have been riding the metro for years and this has never happened...until now...good ole pregnancy brain

yvanehtnioj · January 2014

had to roll over in stages.

usernewname · January 2014

jjh471 said:
-Studied at my nipples at great length

Thought I was the only one

Motiejmr · January 2014

Cared so much about my job.. The responsibility of becoming a mother has made me mature tremendously that I am working the hardest that I ever have to get ahead!

lv2011 · January 2014

Never, before pregnancy, have I ever tried to unlock my front door with my car remote. Sadly, this has now happened multiple times...with a mini-break down because I didn't realize why it wasn't unlocking until I pressed the remote button so hard it got stuck that way and the car alarm went off.

bossyferg · January 2014

Before pregnancy never have i ever put the milk in the pantry, forgot a load of laundry in the washer for almost a week and totally a sucker to stare at my nipples too long too to see if they are starting leak, pee when coughing and sneezing and totally absent minded... All that aside, i still love being pregnant!!!

candrew05 · January 2014

Never have I ever...

-tried to BAKE rice krispies
-thrown my purse in recycling
-stored paper towel in the fridge
-peed my pants
-had to drive to work instead of walk
-had more then 3 baths a day
-had heart burn
-I agree with those that said they have to roll over in stages, and study my nipples.
-most of all agree with the pp who said "love my tummy" .

big0700109 · January 2014

Before pregnancy I never felt comfortable in an actual dress (not a skirt and blouse but a dress). Now that this bump is more baby than flub I'm all about dressing the bump

lindseylu10 · January 2014

Put eye makeup on one eye and not the other... My coworkers probably thought I was winking at them all morning until I could make it home to fix!

motoLyn · January 2014

Oh I triple or quadruple the rolling over in stages or having my husband have to help roll me off the couch.

reneewhite90 · January 2014

@jjh471 - the nipple part... So freakin' true. I have done this with all three pregnancies now.

momthatlifts · January 2014

Never have I ever (until I got pregnant) cried so much in my life.

kristine526 · January 2014

Never had I ever needed my husbands help getting up off the floor from a laying position.

I felt like the Life Alert "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady IRL.

dakota01 · January 2014

1. Yep peed while laughing,sneezing, puking ( this continues after baby BTW)
2. Gained 11lbs in a month..ugh
3. Ate two mcgriddles for breakfast - pry cause of #2

jjh471 · January 2014

jennish11 said:
farted so much in my sleep.... or woke myself up doing so

Thank god I'm not alone!

EmilyGolden1 · January 2014

Binged on donuts with ZERO guilt

Arinias · January 2014

Never have I ever before pregnancy:
Put water in my cereal instead of milk
Tried to put the cereal (and other items that do not belong in there) in the fridge
Experienced heartburn
Woke up in the middle of the night confused about where my arm is because it is so asleep I cannot feel it (it was above my head)
Weighed this much
Ditto the staring at my nipples thing.... they just look so different!
And oh the number of little things I forget about at work is ridiculous

TheBeeCharmer · January 2014

Backed into the closed garage door. (Not this pregnancy) but pretty awesome of me. When I'm pregnant my depth perception and common sense go out the window.

kendy20 · January 2014

-Peed when I sneezed. It was awkward to say the least.
-Stopped mid sentance because I forgot what I was talking about.

Miles2Go · January 2014

Forgotten what I'm saying mid..um...what's the question?

AnnieA75 · January 2014

bossyferg said:
Before pregnancy never have i ever put the milk in the pantry, forgot a load of laundry in the washer for almost a week and totally a sucker to stare at my nipples too long too to see if they are starting leak, pee when coughing and sneezing and totally absent minded... All that aside, i still love being pregnant!!!

@ bossyferg Until I read your post, I completely forgot if put clothes in the washer first thing this morning. So there's my never have I ever. Sheesh!

lauralou3x3 · January 2014

1) peed while sneezing
2) snorted so much while laughing

madelined633 · January 2014

Thank you for all the fun stories!! I am loving these and have done many of the same ones myself- particularly the nipples, absentmindedness, loving my bump, and eating more with zero guilt!

Soupy84 · January 2014

I can admit that I have done most of these. I think the only one that I would add to the list is that never have I ever (before pregnancy) both hated and loved my DH simultaneously.

Letayloreo · January 2014

Never have I ever, until pregnant, had a chin hair :-??

ns1 · January 2014

Letayloreo said:
Never have I ever, until pregnant, had a chin hair :-??

Ugh. Yes. Has happened to me with both now. And can someone tell me how they get so long before I notice them?? Who is not being my friend and not telling me about this?

jjtyler · January 2014

Stunk myself out of a room, office, bathroom...anything with four walls and limited ventilation really.

dogsombrero · January 2014

Cried because I didn't know what to eat.

lrmrtn · January 2014

Worried that I had lost weight

Stared at my nipples, boobs and stomach analyzing how much bigger they got

Had so much trouble sleeping and and being so uncomfortable in bed

Not drink coffee every morning because I can't stand the smell or taste

Smaupin · January 2014

ljbreck said:
Cried because I didn't know what to eat.

Me too. Food Lion thinks I'm nuts

sws684 · January 2014

Stared at nipples for sure. Waaaay too
"Pregnancy brain moments!" I don't remember entire conversations. It took me hours to find out why I was beeping. It was my pager

I fart my life away. I looooove my stomach getting bigger.

Lild09 · January 2014

Rolled over in stages

Woken up in the middle of the night to pee (very rare) yet alone multiple times

Been worried about splitting my abs by not sitting up using my obliques (Rec by midwife)

Liked spicy food

Started at my nipples, toliet or toliet paper in detail

Forgot an appointment when I made the appointment for that day!

Had a hard time tying shoes, getting on boots while standing (goodbye balance) or felt like I had a belly in the way

Phewf there's more I'm sure

Ladiebug30 · January 2014

Never have I ever until I was pregnant gotten winded shaving my legs.

Junebug060609 · January 2014

Puked in the tub while peeing on the toilet.

And this was last week, not first tri! Damn cold and sensitive gag reflex.

Jdub489 · January 2014

Midway into loading the dryer, changed the laundry from the dryer back into the washer.

Forgot our anniversary. I am the date master normally and am reminding him weeks in advance. This year I noticed almost a week later.

reneewhite90 · January 2014

Junebug060609 said:
Puked in the tub while peeing on the toilet.

Yeah.... Way too many times thie past few months actually.

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