Don't intro in your tww. That is just, to quote brilliance, "crayons cray cray"
January 2007- Stop BCP! Let's DO this! June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS! January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world! November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs) April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs. FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP BABY BOYVINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you! Conception: Potato Love!
I'm also going to go ahead and say it...I despise the phrase "baby dust." :ar!
How bout instant potato flakes?
January 2007- Stop BCP! Let's DO this! June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS! January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world! November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs) April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs. FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP BABY BOYVINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you! Conception: Potato Love!
I'm also going to go ahead and say it...I despise the phrase "baby dust." :ar!
I am not sure who you all are talking about in the OP, but I just want to put it out there-- I detest the term "baby dance". It's sex people. Just be an adult and say you had sex.
I'm also going to go ahead and say it...I despise the phrase "baby dust." :ar!
I am not sure who you all are talking about in the OP, but I just want to put it out there-- I detest the term "baby dance". It's sex people. Just be an adult and say you had sex.
Lol. I can see that. It's the dance with no pants! The mattress mombo!
Also this thread is in response to the idiot asking us if she was having effing implantation bleeding and she had her ass handed to her ten times over.
Me: 27 DH: 33
Married 6 years Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever) May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13 November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF. No longer benched per New RE/OB! Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C March 2, 2014 First AF
Also this thread is in response to the idiot asking us if she was having effing implantation bleeding and she had her ass handed to her ten times over.
I did actually see that. I originally didn't check that thread because I am not mentally in a place for someone to announce their BFP. It's been a rough day...
I'm also going to go ahead and say it...I despise the phrase "baby dust." :ar!
I am not sure who you all are talking about in the OP, but I just want to put it out there-- I detest the term "baby dance". It's sex people. Just be an adult and say you had sex.
LOL this just reminds me, I have NEVER used the term "Aunt Flo" in my life! Or "Dear Husband" but they are so popular on TB. Seriously Dear Husband? This is why you will never see me using AF or DH, I say period and H. He's lucky I acknowledge him as my effing husband.
Spontaneous pregnancy #1 DD1 July 31, 2011
Trying for #2 since Oct 11
732973 Clomid Cycles
2 IUIs
3 Fresh IVFs= 1 Ectopic treated with MTX Spontaneous pregnancy #2= Ectopic #2= lost left tube Spontaneous pregnancy #3= DD2 January 29, 2016 Spontaneous pregnancy #4= Ectopic #3 Spontaneous pregnancy #5= Baby #3 is a BOY!!!
I'm also going to go ahead and say it...I despise the phrase "baby dust." :ar!
I am not sure who you all are talking about in the OP, but I just want to put it out there-- I detest the term "baby dance". It's sex people. Just be an adult and say you had sex.
LOL this just reminds me, I have NEVER used the term "Aunt Flo" in my life! Or "Dear Husband" but they are so popular on TB. Seriously Dear Husband? This is why you will never see me using AF or DH, I say period and H. He's lucky I acknowledge him as my effing husband.
LMAO!!! I don't use Aunt Flo either! It's a period. Sometimes I say "monthly bill".
Me: 27 DH: 33
Married 6 years Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever) May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13 November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF. No longer benched per New RE/OB! Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C March 2, 2014 First AF
I'm also going to go ahead and say it...I despise the phrase "baby dust." :ar!
I am not sure who you all are talking about in the OP, but I just want to put it out there-- I detest the term "baby dance". It's sex people. Just be an adult and say you had sex.
LOL this just reminds me, I have NEVER used the term "Aunt Flo" in my life! Or "Dear Husband" but they are so popular on TB. Seriously Dear Husband? This is why you will never see me using AF or DH, I say period and H. He's lucky I acknowledge him as my effing husband.
LMAO!!! I don't use Aunt Flo either! It's a period. Sometimes I say "monthly bill".
1) I hate the use of DH too, but figured it was standard.
2) I never use AF in real life either, It is either period or my 'friend' (because let's be honest when I was single, I welcomed her visit.)
and
3) @KC1212 its bowchickawowwow :-O (<-- this is the correct emoticon! )
I'm dying, monthly bill! And since I've been using potato euphemisms, I'd like to suggest changing baby dance to mashing the taters! Oh.. Ok... I'll go hang my head in shame... Yeah, I call my hubs hubs on here. And I call it AF on here bc I too am lazy and otherwise and irl call it period. Since I'm on my mobile and can add shortcuts I'm going to add "damned period" to autocorrect when I type "AF" same amount of work for me, more close to what I mean for everyone else.
January 2007- Stop BCP! Let's DO this! June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS! January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world! November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs) April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs. FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP BABY BOYVINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you! Conception: Potato Love!
I like how in my head I go "eh." Lmbo, MrsC was this intentional or happy coincidence?
January 2007- Stop BCP! Let's DO this! June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS! January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world! November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs) April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs. FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP BABY BOYVINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you! Conception: Potato Love!
I'm also going to go ahead and say it...I despise the phrase "baby dust." :ar!
I am not sure who you all are talking about in the OP, but I just want to put it out there-- I detest the term "baby dance". It's sex people. Just be an adult and say you had sex.
LOL this just reminds me, I have NEVER used the term "Aunt Flo" in my life! Or "Dear Husband" but they are so popular on TB. Seriously Dear Husband? This is why you will never see me using AF or DH, I say period and H. He's lucky I acknowledge him as my effing husband.
"dear husband" Oh no its "DAM Husband" at least that is what I have though for 9 years.
Me DOR amh .64 ng/mL
DH Brain Cancer
BFP #1 12/11/08 DS born 8/23/09
BFP#2 10/13/11 DC 11/4/11
BFP#3 12/6/13 Lost 12/29/13
Told IVF is the only option and have not found a clinic that will take me.
I use AF and DH but I mean Ah Fuck (not again) and Dumbass Husband. Isn't that what they stand for ;-) plus I'm super lazy. Am I going to get whooped by the Bump Goddesses for cussing? Haha! I love y'all :-)
Carly
(Former UN: iloveshanej)
Birdie born 05/01/2007 Rainbow Surprise Baby due 05/26/2017
I use AF and DH too because I'm lazy. When I type or read "DH," my brain always processes it as D-H, another term for husband. I never read it as "dear husband" or "darling husband" or some other nauseating term. I would vomit in my mouth if I had to read about darling husbands.
November 2010 - 10.5 week loss October2011 - DS (7) July 2014 - Stillborn DD (24 weeks) August 2015- DD (3) April 2018 - 5 week loss
I use AF and DH too because I'm lazy. When I type or read "DH," my brain always processes it as D-H, another term for husband. I never read it as "dear husband" or "darling husband" or some other nauseating term. I would vomit in my mouth if I had to read about darling husbands.
Ditto! AF is A-F, too. I said that IRL once and my friend was like wtf are you talking about? :-?
Two DDs 10/08 and 08/10, no primary IF
TTC #3 since 10/2011 - dx unexplained/weak ovulation
3 BFN clomid + TI cycles, 5 BFN clomid/gonal f IUIs, 1 mmc IUI
2/19/2014 IVF #1 Unexpected low E2 (oversuppressed) -> increased to max doses = 3 or 4 follicles, converting to IUI
BFFP Saw 1 beautiful heartbeat at 6w6d, follow up u/s at 9w showed mmc. Eff this.
NTNP 5/2014-9/2014, OPKs and TI 10/2014 - 1/2015.
RPL testing all normal, AFC, AMH, and FSH all normal.
I use AF and DH too because I'm lazy. When I type or read "DH," my brain always processes it as D-H, another term for husband. I never read it as "dear husband" or "darling husband" or some other nauseating term. I would vomit in my mouth if I had to read about darling husbands.
Ditto! AF is A-F, too. I said that IRL once and my friend was like wtf are you talking about? :-?
Same here! Only with DH. I don't know how many times I've caught myself from saying that aloud!
November 2010 - 10.5 week loss October2011 - DS (7) July 2014 - Stillborn DD (24 weeks) August 2015- DD (3) April 2018 - 5 week loss
Actually be dealing with 2IF before joining in on the board....
I was just getting ready to say don't join a board of infertile women and talk about cherry picking your effing birth month!
=D> Seriously. This is one of the most annoying things my fertile friends talk about. "Well, we didn't want a July baby, because I don't want to be pregnant when it's hot". I would be ecstatic for a baby, born ANY month, ANY day. I feel like I was such an idiot three years ago when I actually cared about timing the birth.
DD 12/1/2009
TTC#2 Since May 2012
Dx PCOS February 2013 on Metformin 1500 mg
Met with RE October 2013, we've got a plan!
Surprise BFP on "break cycle" 10/12/13. EDD 6/17/14.
MMC discovered 11/25/13 at 10 weeks. D&C 11/27/13.
January 2007- Stop BCP! Let's DO this! June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS! January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world! November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs) April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs. FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP BABY BOYVINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you! Conception: Potato Love!
Re: Popular Opinions: Board related
June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS!
January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world!
November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs)
April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs.
FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP
BABY BOY VINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you!
Conception: Potato Love!
Educated questions will receive educated answers.
Me: 27 DH: 33
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF
My PO: Don't be a douchebag for getting called out for doing any of the above!
Rainbow Surprise Baby due 05/26/2017
Spontaneous pregnancy #1
DD1 July 31, 2011
Trying for #2 since Oct 11
Spontaneous pregnancy #2= Ectopic #2= lost left tube
Spontaneous pregnancy #3= DD2 January 29, 2016
Spontaneous pregnancy #4= Ectopic #3
Spontaneous pregnancy #5= Baby #3 is a BOY!!!
June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS!
January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world!
November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs)
April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs.
FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP
BABY BOY VINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you!
Conception: Potato Love!
Lol. I can see that. It's the dance with no pants! The mattress mombo!
Or as @freakyfast says bowchickawowwow
Also this thread is in response to the idiot asking us if she was having effing implantation bleeding and she had her ass handed to her ten times over.
Me: 27 DH: 33
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF
Spontaneous pregnancy #1
DD1 July 31, 2011
Trying for #2 since Oct 11
Spontaneous pregnancy #2= Ectopic #2= lost left tube
Spontaneous pregnancy #3= DD2 January 29, 2016
Spontaneous pregnancy #4= Ectopic #3
Spontaneous pregnancy #5= Baby #3 is a BOY!!!
LMAO!!! I don't use Aunt Flo either! It's a period. Sometimes I say "monthly bill".
Me: 27 DH: 33
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF
Spontaneous pregnancy #1
DD1 July 31, 2011
Trying for #2 since Oct 11
Spontaneous pregnancy #2= Ectopic #2= lost left tube
Spontaneous pregnancy #3= DD2 January 29, 2016
Spontaneous pregnancy #4= Ectopic #3
Spontaneous pregnancy #5= Baby #3 is a BOY!!!
Me: 27 DH: 33
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF
Yeah, I call my hubs hubs on here. And I call it AF on here bc I too am lazy and otherwise and irl call it period. Since I'm on my mobile and can add shortcuts I'm going to add "damned period" to autocorrect when I type "AF" same amount of work for me, more close to what I mean for everyone else.
June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS!
January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world!
November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs)
April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs.
FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP
BABY BOY VINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you!
Conception: Potato Love!
Me: 27 DH: 33
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF
June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS!
January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world!
November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs)
April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs.
FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP
BABY BOY VINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you!
Conception: Potato Love!
Spontaneous pregnancy #1
DD1 July 31, 2011
Trying for #2 since Oct 11
Spontaneous pregnancy #2= Ectopic #2= lost left tube
Spontaneous pregnancy #3= DD2 January 29, 2016
Spontaneous pregnancy #4= Ectopic #3
Spontaneous pregnancy #5= Baby #3 is a BOY!!!
Rainbow Surprise Baby due 05/26/2017
October 2011 - DS (7)
July 2014 - Stillborn DD (24 weeks)
August 2015 - DD (3)
April 2018 - 5 week loss
October 2011 - DS (7)
July 2014 - Stillborn DD (24 weeks)
August 2015 - DD (3)
April 2018 - 5 week loss
Rainbow Surprise Baby due 05/26/2017
Me: 27 DH: 33
Conceived DS after 4 years of MFI
TTC # 2 (not trying,not preventing ever)
May 2013 - August 2013 Timed Intercourse = BFN
September 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs=BFN
October 2013 Timed Intercourse, Weekly Acupuncture, Herbs, and "warming foods" = BFP
Beta #1 19, Beta #2 18 Progesterone 4.6 Miscarried 11/9/13
November 2013 - Benched, waiting for first post-loss AF.
No longer benched per New RE/OB!
Jan. 15 2014 - BFP. HCG 3900 - Ectopic
Jan. 16 2014 Left tube removed and D&C
March 2, 2014 First AF
=D> Seriously. This is one of the most annoying things my fertile friends talk about. "Well, we didn't want a July baby, because I don't want to be pregnant when it's hot". I would be ecstatic for a baby, born ANY month, ANY day. I feel like I was such an idiot three years ago when I actually cared about timing the birth.
June 2010- MFI. BS. IVF! Ectopic. BS.
November 2010- FAILED FET! BS!
January 2011- BFP FET! TWINS! February 2011- lost twin. BS.
SEPTEMBER 2011- DD Born! Most awesome girl in the world!
November 2013- FAILED FET! BS! (screw you November FETs)
April Fresh Cycle, FAILED. Frozen embryos frozen for future FETs.
FROZEN CYCLE JUNE! BFP
BABY BOY VINCENT!
We can't wait to meet you!
Conception: Potato Love!