*Shudders* That gives me the creeps! I've never met anyone (that I know of) that was a part of it. I clicked on the link and got bad vibes from that website.
Satanists do not believe in God, Satan, Heaven, or Hell. There are no souls—and nobody to buy them. If you want something out of life, get off your lazy butt and work for it.
because it didn't fucking snow enough for me to build my own
I AM HAVING EXPERIENCES WITH DEMONS OR I FEEL THAT SOMEONE IS ATTACKING ME ON THE SUPERNATURAL LEVEL. WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP ME?
Satanists do not believe in demons or other supernatural beings, nor do we believe in spells. Seek help from local mental health professionals to assist you to get over these delusions.
I AM SATAN OR THE ANTI-CHRIST. I WANT YOU TO RECOGNIZE THIS AND HELP ME REALIZE MY DESTINY. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
We don’t believe in such myths. Seek help from local mental health professionals to assist you to get over these delusions.
because it didn't fucking snow enough for me to build my own
For reals, I am loving the True Detective show. Anybody watching that? Deals with this kind of stuff. And by that I mean it deals with what you *think* the Church of Satan would deal with.
Re: S/o Church of Satan
https://www.churchofsatan.com
LFAF Summer 2016 Awards:
HOW DO I SELL MY SOUL?
Satanists do not believe in God, Satan, Heaven, or Hell. There are no souls—and nobody to buy them. If you want something out of life, get off your lazy butt and work for it.
IF I JOIN THE CHURCH OF SATAN WILL I BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS AND HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE I DESIRE?
No.
I AM HAVING EXPERIENCES WITH DEMONS OR I FEEL THAT SOMEONE IS ATTACKING ME ON THE SUPERNATURAL LEVEL. WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP ME?
Satanists do not believe in demons or other supernatural beings, nor do we believe in spells. Seek help from local mental health professionals to assist you to get over these delusions.
I AM SATAN OR THE ANTI-CHRIST. I WANT YOU TO RECOGNIZE THIS AND HELP ME REALIZE MY DESTINY. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
We don’t believe in such myths. Seek help from local mental health professionals to assist you to get over these delusions.