My baby is kicking me!!!!!!!!

flerlgirl · January 2014

And by baby I mean DS, who is kicking me repeatedly in the stomach and then laughing. Rude.

flerlgirl · January 2014

kids are mean

curlylocks3 · January 2014

My cat jumped on my belly and started kneading it. Now both babies are kicking back. And I'm in the middle of all of this. Rude from all three of them!

nunzchucks · January 2014

Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...

nunzchucks · January 2014

Burp

flerlgirl · January 2014

LilNunz1 said:

Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...

I am super afraid of toddlers

momof5sept18 · January 2014

My youngest likes to climb all over me and has a bad habit of digging his elbows into my belly so I feel your pain. Luckily my oldest just likes to randomly walk up to me and lift my shirt up and kiss my belly. That I can deal with. But those little elbows hurt.

flerlgirl · January 2014

Merie412 said:

@flerlgirl. I saw this title and quite possibly saw red along with it until I opened and saw your name. And that boy can be rude...if I was that cute, I'd do what I want!

Haha, @merie412, I like to trick people. He is pretty cute... and it brings him such joy. And to stop him I would have to get off the couch... and just typing all this out already made me pretty tired...

JNerd · January 2014

DS likes to sit on my tummy and bounce. He doesn't understand why I won't let him do that anymore. And has recently started going straight to second base every time I pick him up. It's awkward.

bebemac · January 2014

flerlgirl said:

And by baby I mean DS, who is kicking me repeatedly in the stomach and then laughing. Rude.

bebemac · January 2014

flerlgirl said:

LilNunz1 said:

Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...

I am super afraid of toddlers

I am only afraid of toddlers that see shit in the night that I don't see. Eek.

nunzchucks · January 2014

@jnerd, whenever I ask DD where the baby she points to my boobs and tries to cop a feel. So weird.

momof5sept18 · January 2014

DS2 has always had a weird thing with my boobs. He was only breastfed for a very short time but since I live in FL I wear tank tops almost constantly and anytime he is upset, tired, or just wants mommy he climbs in my lap and puts his head face first against my boobs and just lays there. I try to move him and he just goes back. Its like he still recalls being the first boob baby and still finds comfort laying on them. Also when he went to a bottle he would only take a bottle if he was cradled and neary chest. It is weird and I try to detour him from my chest being his comfort zone but it doesn't seem to work and I have high hope of EBF'ing this LO.

owlcup · January 2014

JNerd said:
DS likes to sit on my tummy and bounce. He doesn't understand why I won't let him do that anymore. And has recently started going straight to second base every time I pick him up. It's awkward.

My DS has been doing the same thing! Whenever I pick him up he immediately stuffs his hand down my shirt.

He's also been kicking the crap out of me during every diaper change. Punk kid.

BabyCurtiss2014 · January 2014

I'm a FTM but my kitty cat LOVES to lay on my tummy, and sometimes he just jumps off and his hind legs kick my stomach! Then baby kicks back!!!

snowpants · January 2014

flerlgirl said:

LilNunz1 said:

Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...
I am super afraid of toddlers

LOL. You should be.

flerlgirl · January 2014

bebemac said:

flerlgirl said:

LilNunz1 said:

Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...

I am super afraid of toddlers

I am only afraid of toddlers that see shit in the night that I don't see. Eek.

Josh has been doing that... he just stares at a spot over my shoulder. I'm pretty sure we have a ghost in our house.

flerlgirl · January 2014

LilNunz1 said:

@jnerd, whenever I ask DD where the baby she points to my boobs and tries to cop a feel. So weird.

@lilnunz1 - my nephew recently informed me that my baby bump is almost as big as "those humps on top." aka bewbs. Maybe he thinks there is a tiny baby in each boob as well?

2blessingsin1 · January 2014

OK so I am just getting here today and I waswith Merie I was like for real then seen your name lol I was like sweet loved it! Oh BTW Hehe on the way to my a/s scan

pcourtade · January 2014

I've been trying to potty train my toddler except he doesn't want to wear underwear or diapers. Whenever I put a diaper on him at night, he kicks like crazy. Sometimes throws the biggest tantrums, I really feel sorry for our neighbors.
He likes to lay on me when we're watching tv or a movie. It's sweet, until he pushes himself up using my tummy or boobs. OUCH!!

flerlgirl · January 2014

@babywear - I will research this and let you know what I discover!

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