June 2014 Moms

My baby is kicking me!!!!!!!!

And by baby I mean DS, who is kicking me repeatedly in the stomach and then laughing. Rude. 






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Re: My baby is kicking me!!!!!!!!

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  • Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...
  • nunzchucksnunzchucks member
    edited January 2014
  • My youngest likes to climb all over me and has a bad habit of digging his elbows into my belly so I feel your pain. Luckily my oldest just likes to randomly walk up to me and lift my shirt up and kiss my belly. That I can deal with. But those little elbows hurt.
  • Merie412 said:
    @flerlgirl. I saw this title and quite possibly saw red along with it until I opened and saw your name. And that boy can be rude...if I was that cute, I'd do what I want!
    Haha, @merie412, I like to trick people. He is pretty cute... and it brings him such joy. And to stop him I would have to get off the couch... and just typing all this out already made me pretty tired...





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  • DS likes to sit on my tummy and bounce. He doesn't understand why I won't let him do that anymore. And has recently started going straight to second base every time I pick him up. It's awkward.
  • bebemacbebemac member
    edited January 2014

    flerlgirl said:
    And by baby I mean DS, who is kicking me repeatedly in the stomach and then laughing. Rude. 

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  • @jnerd, whenever I ask DD where the baby she points to my boobs and tries to cop a feel. So weird.
  • DS2 has always had a weird thing with my boobs. He was only breastfed for a very short time but since I live in FL I wear tank tops almost constantly and anytime he is upset, tired, or just wants mommy he climbs in my lap and puts his head face first against my boobs and just lays there. I try to move him and he just goes back. Its like he still recalls being the first boob baby and still finds comfort laying on them. Also when he went to a bottle he would only take a bottle if he was cradled and neary chest. It is weird and I try to detour him from my chest being his comfort zone but it doesn't seem to work and I have high hope of EBF'ing this LO.
  • JNerd said:

    DS likes to sit on my tummy and bounce. He doesn't understand why I won't let him do that anymore. And has recently started going straight to second base every time I pick him up. It's awkward.

    My DS has been doing the same thing! Whenever I pick him up he immediately stuffs his hand down my shirt.

    He's also been kicking the crap out of me during every diaper change. Punk kid.


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  • I'm a FTM but my kitty cat LOVES to lay on my tummy, and sometimes he just jumps off and his hind legs kick my stomach! Then baby kicks back!!!
  • flerlgirl said:
    LilNunz1 said:
    Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...
    I am super afraid of toddlers

    LOL.  You should be.

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  • bebemac said:
    flerlgirl said:
    LilNunz1 said:
    Mine is obsessed with sitting on my stomach and then throws a major tantrum when I say, "no". Toddlers are FUN...
    I am super afraid of toddlers
    I am only afraid of toddlers that see shit in the night that I don't see. Eek.
    Josh has been doing that... he just stares at a spot over my shoulder. I'm pretty sure we have a ghost in our house. 





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  • LilNunz1 said:
    @jnerd, whenever I ask DD where the baby she points to my boobs and tries to cop a feel. So weird.
    @lilnunz1 - my nephew recently informed me that my baby bump is almost as big as "those humps on top." aka bewbs. Maybe he thinks there is a tiny baby in each boob as well?





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  • OK so I am just getting here today and I waswith Merie I was like for real then seen your name lol I was like sweet loved it! Oh BTW Hehe on the way to my a/s scan ;)

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  • I've been trying to potty train my toddler except he doesn't want to wear underwear or diapers. Whenever I put a diaper on him at night, he kicks like crazy. Sometimes throws the biggest tantrums, I really feel sorry for our neighbors.
    He likes to lay on me when we're watching tv or a movie. It's sweet, until he pushes himself up using my tummy or boobs. OUCH!!
  • @babywear - I will research this and let you know what I discover!





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