Monday Bitchfest

Ladiebug30 · January 2014

HatchetFace said:
FWP... My lips are severely chapped from when I was sick over Christmas. They won't heal because I can't quit picking at them. The lip balm I got in my Ipsy this month seems to help but it looks too glossy on my lips. I hate lip gloss.

I was totally biting my chapped lips as I read this.

Lauren1102 · January 2014

Ugh! My husband- I had work Saturday and afterwards ran out shopping with my mom and grandma. Well I told my husband while he has his son this weekend that they both should go down to the basement and give it a good cleaning, since that's where his sons room is going to be when the new baby comes. I came home and they did NOTHING! I told him we have less than 4 months until our due date and just over 2 months until our 1st shower and the basement needs to be cleaned out, it's a finished basement with a shower and toilet it's just that we throw everything down there now, and the nursery needs to be painted BEFORE the shower. I told him if it's not done soon and I have to go down and do it he's going to have one big bitch of a wife on his hands. Oh, he also has to find out when his buds can come help move the furniture down there too. I'm starting to get nervous!

cweiss04 · January 2014

Iv got lots to bitch about today!!

Im super stressed because everything I feel like I need to get done so I can start the nursery is not happening. We cant decide on a paint color.....I need wood floors put upstairs but the floor guy keeps giving us the run around.....I feel like im so far behind in doing things for the baby.....every time I start I get overwhelmed....bedding, baby shower, clothes, ughhhh

and my job is super stressing me out....all I do is travel and its wearing me out.....its hard enough on the body not pregnant but travelling while pregnant kicks my ass.....

awc1986 · January 2014

@jjh471 - you look fab!

DaisyTortilla · January 2014

I've being waking up to pee at night about 3-4 times! I literally walk with one eye half open to the bathroom! Why bladder?! Why?!! I want sleep!

Mamazon2014 · January 2014

Another bitch:

I had to go tr in my 24 hr urine screen and get more blood drawn. I pull up, park within my space, go in and the place is a mad house. This is why I take morning appointments and never go in after 2pm. There are people everywhere and Im super annoyed because the lady next to me had two sick kids with her and they are not in the sick kids area. So I sit a few minutes for the phlebotomist I come and give me a quick blood draw and take my jug of urine and when she comes out and calls my name, another lady starts yelling about how bullshit it is that she got there first and has to wait for "some fat bitch" who gets VIP treatment.

The lab tech gave her a crazy look and explained that unlike her, I'm not waiting for a room, I just need a blood draw and I'll be on my way, but the crazy lady is still bitching.

So two minutes later I walk out with my bandage and go to my car and some jerkwad had pulled next to me and was over the line by a foot! These spaces are painted huge for OB patients and I parked dead center, but thanks to this asshat, I can't get into my car on the driver's side! I had to crawl through the passenger side, and figure out a way over my center consol to get to the driver's side. I ended up rolling down my window and putting a sticky note on their passenger window telling them that they were an inconsiderate prick and to Learn to park. It took everything I had not to fling my door open and dent their car.

codik86 · January 2014

My Monday bitchfest is this:
DH has been really restless with sleeping lately. He tosses and turns allllllll night, snores loudly now and then, and twitches a FULL body twitch most of the night. I wanted to kill him. Saturday night we slept in separate beds and I hated being apart but thats going to happen more often now. He's driving me crazy. Wakes me up all night. I need restful sleep mofo, I'm growing your baby!!! Ugh... I can't keep trying to take naps because it messes up my sleep schedule. I just. Want. Sleep!

End rant.

On a muy bueno note;
I was off today so I got to go grocery shopping. Mas snacks=muy bueno!

P.S- I have no idea what's with the Spanish today.

RedInLove · January 2014

@mamazon2014, I have a FB album dedicated to parking asshats. My SIL gave me two packs of these for Christmas. We used the first one the other day when someone parked totally crooked making the spot next to them not usable, and they were in the front of the parking lot.

MamaLlama14 · January 2014

Ugh I have a long list today:

MIL watched DS this morning while I went for my GTT. We specifically told her not to give him any dairy, including pizza for lunch, since he's been so phlemy and snotty. Guess what he was eating when we picked him up? This was AFTER I reminded DH, "Please be clear with your mother about what DS can/cannot eat because she's always doing the opposite of what I ask, like she's doing it on purpose."
DH's car (SUV) makes you feel EVERY nook and cranny in the road. There are a lot of pot holes near my house recently and I feel like I'm on an ATV as we head home. I asked him not to turn down a particularly bad block when I'm in the car b/c I already feed sick from the HG and rough road makes me feel queezy. I dozed off on the way home from the OB... guess why I woke up.
My school has asked me for my letter of intent with regard to my maternity leave 4 times already. Contractually it's not due until February 2. BACK UP BITCHES. I'll write it when I have 3 seconds.
I AM STILL SICK AND NOTHING IS WORKING. I've done everything 'all-natural' and it's not doing squat. You know what works? Benadryl and Sudafed. Drugs. Not saline and steam, just drugs.

kshampeny · January 2014

HatchetFace said:

FWP... My lips are severely chapped from when I was sick over Christmas. They won't heal because I can't quit picking at them. The lip balm I got in my Ipsy this month seems to help but it looks too glossy on my lips. I hate lip gloss.

I agree with @ykristos, LUSH lip scrub is the bomb! The mint julep flavor is my fav. I live in MT where it is dry, dry, dry. Especially in the winter. I personally love Burt's Bees lip balm (the original kind) for all the time use. But I have also discovered their Ultra Conditioning balm and love it! I use it in the morning and at night after I brush my teeth and it really helps my lips stay more hydrated throughout the day and night. And if you don't like stuff "on" your lips, it soaks right in like a lotion.

My bitch is that my back hurts. Pretty much constantly. Pre-pregnancy upper back issues that have gotten worse now that I've got way more of a load in the front. That and the area around my tail bone hurts if I sit too long. So I can't even sit and loaf around if I wanted to, because it hurts after too long. :P

g8trbaby01 · January 2014

I have 2 bitches this week...I'm normally a calm rational person and don't lose my cool very easy but I swear to well a higher power that I'm going to flip my shit next timeim at the OB. I have to go every 2 weeks with the trips being a high risk. Seriously every appt goes like this. Appointment time 11:15, arrive at 11:10 sign in go to bathroom to pee in a cup. Return sit down. 45 minutes later hubby wakes me because our name is finally called, I get weighed by nurse, blood pressure taking & told the dr will be in shortly. If your wondering shortly means anywhere from 45min-1hr 30min later!!! Dr comes in ask how I'm feeling if I have anything I need to discuss and is out of room within 15 min. So I'm at the dr office for 2.5-3 hrs EVERY freaking time!!! I just don't get it. Bitch 2-my feet are swollen beyond fitting in any pair of shoes I own.

ArmyMedic7588 · January 2014

Part of my rant is that my day started out GREAT! I finished the baby registry, we bought paint colors for the nursery yesterday, and I'm finally over my bronchitis!! YAY!

And then the day went to shit in an hr. I went to my old job (that I quit last week) to pick up my pay check and w2. Deposited my check to the bank only to find out that my account is negative. Fuck! Military hasn't paid me yet apparently cause someone decided to put the orders for my training that I was gone for for two weeks in LATE! So god only knows when I'm getting paid from the army (go figure, that happens A LOT!) I had no clue that I can't put a hold on my bank account unless you suspect fraud. So when I asked a customer service rep at the bank if I could do this he just looks at me like I'm crazy and says "well maybe you shouldn't write checks if you don't have any money". Seriously dude. Fuck off. My bad that I don't ever have a negative account and haven't had to worry about this before!

And then… I had physical therapy for my back injury from my old job. Apparently the workman's comp insurance is trying to claim that I'm going against my limitations when i go away for the army and don't want to pay for therapy any more. Seriously!! Right now I'm on a pregnancy profile for the military (which we lovingly call a "dead man's profile", which means you can't do ANYTHING. Hell I'm not allowed to stand in formation or at attention for more than 15 mins! I'm required to have a break every hr and can't work more than 8 hrs in a day!!). My pregnancy restrictions for the military are more strict than my back limitations! And anyways… with this company I'm with in the military I'm basically working at a desk all day scanning people's IDs for their annual medical physicals, I don't do anything strenuous!!! So I gotta go to the insurance place and file a written statement like I'm at a damn police station filing a report or some shit.

And then leaving therapy my OB's office calls me. My OB is/was pregnant and due in Feb. Well she went into labor today! (seriously happy for her, she's an awesome Dr and I'm gonna miss having her). She'll most likely be out on leave until shortly before or right after baby comes. We honestly didn't get a chance to talk about what will happen if she's not around for my delivery. So I'm scheduled with a different OB on Wednesday at a different office. I'm PRAYING I like this new OB. My insurance doesn't cover many OBs around here (military insurance can suck sometimes) and its hard finding a female OB I like. I jus don't feel like going through the whole congo again about EVERYTHING thats happened before and during this pregnancy (losses and whatnot, just don't want to talk about them anymore). I don't want to get to know someone else!

Oh and SO is on duty for the fire dept every night this week from the time he's outta work until well after I'm in bed, or gone overnight. This new schedule they made for their duty weeks (it's a volunteer company for pete's sake!!) SUCKS big hairy balls.

Ok this was longer than I planned…sorry! And bless you if you actually read all that! Hope everyone's days get better!!!

singing_lyn · January 2014

Started feeling sick to my stomach last night so went to bed around 9, woke up at 9:45 this morning to my sister calling me for no reason, still feeling sick, and don't have work so could have stayed in bed. Couldn't fall back asleep. Tried to take a nap around 12:00 with my hubby all of a sudden deciding he needed to clean, so didn't really sleep.

Had to come in to work around 3 to do a couple of things before work tomorrow, so had my hubby drop me off. He was just going to run to my parents and do a load of laundry. Instead he decides that he'll just go to the laundromat, which is normally fine, but he chose a broken machine so a load of laundry that should only take 20 minutes took 40 minutes before he noticed so he had to switch it to a new machine, wait another 20 minutes before drying it, so now I'm still sitting at my office done work a half an hour ago and he's probably going to be another 40 minutes. I should have brought my own car, but I thought he'd be back in time. And now it's snowing again and I just want to go home curl up on the couch with a cup of chicken noodle soup and veg for the night.

Roufi · January 2014

I had a pretty decent day, until I checked Facebook and saw this post by an old school friend of my mom's.
To put this into context, she is an extremely involved and dedicated volunteer with a dog shelter. She is a sweet person, but somewhat obnoxious with self righteous posts about her good deeds. And this post made me 12 kinds of pissed.
First off, I guarantee that this boy is at least as cold and hungry as his dog, if not more seeing a a) the dog has fur and b) because generally homeless young people take better care of their pets than of themselves.
What the hell gives her the right to look down her nose at him for loving and being loved by an animal?! And especially to frame it as though she is such a good person, such a philanthropist!
Makes me steam!

g8trbaby01 · January 2014

@ArmyMedic7588 - you sound like you need a good cry, a bowl of chocolate ice cream & a warm snuggle on the sofa. So I'm sending you a huge hug & kiss to make you feel better. When it rains it pours sometimes....but there can't be flowers without rain. So hang in there things will work out.

lavendergiraffes · January 2014

hcorcoran said:
I would like to add another bitch:

My OB's office shares a bathroom with radiology. Some old lady pried my bathroom door open while I was trying to collect my urine sample and startled me so much that it spilled. Ew. Then, she left the door open and didn't even try and close it!

What a stupid old bitch! I probably would have lost it and screamed at her to close the f-ing door!

Christinaruth74 · January 2014

HatchetFace said:
FWP... My lips are severely chapped from when I was sick over Christmas. They won't heal because I can't quit picking at them. The lip balm I got in my Ipsy this month seems to help but it looks too glossy on my lips. I hate lip gloss.

I swear by Bag Balm!!

I don't really have a bitch today aside from the fact that I can't wait for packing/moving to be done.

daizijayne · January 2014

DS had croup last Tuesday which landed us in the ER because he was having such trouble breathing. Great. So we spent the rest of the week hanging out at home, skipping preschool, art class, and the other fun things we normally do so as not to infect any other children. I think he really missed getting out, because he has been a bear the last three or four days. And now I'm sick. My head is so stuffy and I can barely breathe. I guess we'll be laying rather low for another week, if we don't kill each other first.

JennyOR30 · January 2014

Here's mine: I'm not a germophobe by any means. I am a nurse. I wash my hands like I'm supposed to, cover my mouth, and generally stay out of situations where I could risk my health or my unborn child's. Several weeks ago, a co-worker we'll call "J" finally went to the doctor because she hadn't been feeling well for over a month. She had pneumonia and a hemoglobin of 6 (should be 12). Anyway, she was in the hospital several days, finally got to go home New Year's Day. Well, she didn't heed the doctor's advise (occupational hazard: nurses think they know more than the doctor), and Friday before last she went out to celebrate a friend's birthday. It was cold, windy, and wet, not something she should have been doing 9 days post hospital stay for pneumonia. Well, last Monday, she called in sick and went to the ER. They admitted her to our step-down unit because she now had pneumonia in both of her lungs. I avoided going to see her because: A: I didn't want pneumonia and B: Sick people need rest, not a constant stream of visitors. We have a mutual friend and co-worker I'll call "A" She stayed with "J" most of last week while she was in the step-down unit (and continued to work). Anyway, today "A" sounded very croaky and just all around sick, and when asked if she was feeling okay, she replied, "No, I've got what 'J' had" 1. Why do you come to work at a hospital if you are sick? Really come on!! Then, she proceeds to come and stand over me and when I ducked my head futher down, she says, "Don't worry, I'm not breathing." Really, if you're talking you're breathing.

On a plus side, baby girl was not letting her teratoma affect her today, as she continued to kick and flip all day. I think she even kicked one of my patients in the hand while I was trying to start his IV. Lol

Plus side #2 Having steak for dinner!!

ArmyMedic7588 · January 2014

@g8trbaby01 Awww!!! Thank you so much! That means a lot honestly. I did have a very good cry when SO came home from work and he's always amazing at making things better. And then I had two giant spoonfuls of nutella and a glass of chocolate milk!! lol My comfort food is ALWAYS chocolate milk, what can I say, I grew up in Hershey lol!!

But really thank you!!

I don't care what the crazy lurkers say, ya'll are a crazy bunch of bitches but when someone is having a down and out day you know how to pull through!!

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