GTKY: Do you take it in the pooper?

RoosterWrangler · January 2014

Well, do you?

hmlynch84 · January 2014

Not yet. My husband is totally disgusted by the thought. I'm more scared of pain, than disgusted.

eyris · January 2014

I like the idea of it more than actually doing it, kinda does nothing for me. So it's only happened a few times when I'm pretty drunk and feeling feisty.

jjkaye · January 2014

All the time! For money! I could upload a few videos here if anyone is interested!

Really? WTF?

imakeeff0rts · January 2014

If enough money is involved, totes.

Jk guise. I don't. Ouch.

happybride 276 · January 2014

Nothing about it is appealing to me. I don't even like my hemheroids up there.

VitaLuna · January 2014

@RoosterWrangler: Are you drunk or something? Your three GTKYs are peeing in the shower, sleeping with FB friends, and buttsecks? Dafuq?

Animated gif from The Daily Show of Jon Stewart taken aback and looking confused

ETA: gif

RoosterWrangler · January 2014

I thought we were...getting to know each other...

noelani42 · January 2014

Ew no

Jenly117 · January 2014

It hurts and it's not meant to be all up in there. That said, I do (very rarely) give in to my H's constant begging. Like pp said, It's a special occasion type of thing, that or when I've been been a shitty (pun intended) beotch of a wife... or when I'm drunk off of my one martini.

VitaLuna · January 2014

Here's my question, why do men think it's so great? I mean, if I was a guy, I wouldn't want to stickadick in poop, KWIM?

eyris · January 2014

VitaLuna said:
Here's my question, why do men think it's so great? I mean, if I was a guy, I wouldn't want to stickadick in poop, KWIM?

I think it's mostly the kinky "forbidden" aspect of it... Something different.

HBirdie · January 2014

michelle7482 · January 2014

Yeah like twice. Tried last night ( we were very drunk) but it hurt like a mother so we didn't.

kailet · January 2014

jojo1112 said:

I tell my husband this every time he mentions it.

sunshine2929 · January 2014

Nicoleashlee26 said:
tried not my cup of tea

Ditto. Ouch

sgautschi · January 2014

Yes, we have done it quite a few times. $:\$ ">

jaydamuhindra · January 2014

Never have, never will. I shudder at the thought

JocelynB0911 · January 2014

Girl I don't want to know you that well.

Shanmarie1083 · January 2014

Hell to the no!

katdesear · January 2014

Am I the only one that thought this was asking if we bring something into the bathroom with us, like my cell phone - because I totally do that

Chilko33 · January 2014

Nope, things come out of that space, not in. That is just how I roll.

llybeck · January 2014

katdesear said:
Am I the only one that thought this was asking if we bring something into the bathroom with us, like my cell phone - because I totally do that

This is exactly how I took it too and my thought was, "doesn't everyone bump on the pooper?"

In response to the actual question, yes. But only on very rare occasions when SO has been super extra special. Because it's really not my thang.

jackdaniels13 · January 2014

Shanemarie1083- I just woke up DD laughing at that! Totally thought this was phone on the shitter type question.

jackdaniels13 · January 2014

https://giphy.com/gifs/13PyFpc8yH4vC

jackdaniels13 · January 2014

Well shit that didn't work

Shanmarie1083 · January 2014

Jackdmull2013 said:

Well shit that didn't work

FTFY

jackdaniels13 · January 2014

Thank you!!!! Shanemarie!! I can't stop singing that after this post.

VitaLuna · January 2014

@jackdmull2013 Before your link enter <"img src= ... And then end it with >, minus the quotation marks.

VitaLuna · January 2014

That took me about 10 edits to figure out how to write that out without TB thinking I was trying to put pictures in. Just make sure you take out the "

jlp0528 · January 2014

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Ouch. The one time DH and I were hammered doing it and it slipped out and he accidentally rammed it in there on accident I BAWLED. No thank you.

RoosterWrangler · January 2014

jpryber0528 said:

. Ouch. The one time DH and I were hammered doing it and it slipped out and he accidentally rammed it in there on accident I BAWLED. No thank you.

chois · January 2014

@roosterwrangler I've noticed you haven't answered any of your own GTKY threads... Just gathering information on the rest of us, eh? Who are you wanting to blackmail?

RoosterWrangler · January 2014

I don't take it in the pooper. ESPECIALLY since the motherhood fairy blessed me with hemorrhoids. I can't even imagine.

normandyn7 · January 2014

I thought this was a "Do you take your phone into the bathroom" question too. Haha. But no I don't. DH has no desire to and he has never asked. I'm good with that.

normandyn7 · January 2014

RoosterWrangler said:

I don't take it in the pooper. ESPECIALLY since the motherhood fairy blessed me with hemorrhoids. I can't even imagine.

This too haha

redfallon · January 2014

@Jackdmull2013 link has to end in .gif too.

ginamarie1005 · January 2014

Kristonita12 · January 2014

Hah. Sometimes.

beatingIF · January 2014

Sometimes it hurts when I poop so I've never been open to the idea.

PumpkinMommaaa · January 2014

We have. Normally I shut It down pretty quickly the last time was about 7 weeks pp. I was pretty intoxicated and because I was sore and not yet on bv I suggested it. I don't remember much about the experience but apparently I didn't shut it down that time.

We haven't since. I'm afraid DH will expect whatever he got last time

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