Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears!
I read this article that included real reviews from people who purchased the 5 lb bag on Amazon and was laughing so hard I was crying and nearly peed myself. But now I know a tasty (though painful) way to lose the last few pounds...
A must read if you need a laugh!
Beware of the 5lb Bag of Sugarless Gummy Bears
Re: A delicious way to lose those last few pounds
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
I feel like I could definitely eat gummies...but the kind with sugar in them!
And then I found this:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0312152906/ref=pd_aw_sbs_2?pi=SL500_SY115
DD2 8.22.13
MMC 1.4.17 at 16w
Expecting #3, EDD 1.29.18
This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper. Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze.
This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical.
The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this.
The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?"
I about knocked him off his chair.
DD2 8.22.13
MMC 1.4.17 at 16w
Expecting #3, EDD 1.29.18
Yesssss: https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII