Um wow. I've looked in just a few times since this thread started and every time there are HUNDREDS of new posts! Thank you gifs for the comic relief, it's been a long week It's the never ending thread!
@Julie&Micah..any time I hear "never ends" I can't help but think of Lamb Chop
Haha! I was actually thinking of the never ending story after I typed that out....but you can guess what song is now stuck in my head! Make it stop!!
Wtf! When I posted a polite reply on page 1 I had no idea it unfolded into this level of crazy. Yikes. How the eff did I miss everything lol. I think I was distracted by Aug 2014 and thought this was just a stretch mark post. Well done ladies! "Applause"
Ok, just because I apparently I have too much time and spend all my time on a computer (I'm bored, old pregnant lady you know)... I googled about the Stretchy stuff. It was created by Tia and Tamara (you know, Sister Sister). Does that give us any clues?
Finally caught up on all the action!! Last I knew it was only 10 pages and I can't believe it went to 21 pages!!! What a shit show, I feel like a lost a few brain cells reading OP's comments!!!!!
Holy crap, how did that all happen? My lingering question from the second wave of crazy was in regards to her alleged graduate degree. What test did she take to enroll? Surely she didn't take the GRE and the Miller's is multiple choice but she couldn't have been THAT lucky. Oh wait, it's all fake.
Wow that was one heck of a read. Oh and the highlight for me was her claiming to be affiliated with the military. Sure she could actually be in and have attended basic combat training at Jackson and her mos training at fort lee, but trying to say being affiliated with the military makes her a contributor to the world is quite the stretch... Especially considering all the other bs she posted.
BFP #1 11/07/2012 EDD 07/09/2013 M/C 11/22/2012
BFP #2 02/05/2013 EDD 09/19/2013
Arrived via c-section 09/27/2013
I really don't want any stretch marks on my tummy after I give birth. Is that possible?
Best ways to avoid stretch marks... Don't gain excessive (or any) weight too quickly. This doesn't just apply to pregnancy, but many women gain quickly in pregnancy which can exacerbate the issue.
Holy Shite! Did I actually just read 22 frickin' pages of that crazy!?!
I'm not sure how M14 missed all this until now, but congrats on finding one of the Ultimate BSCs on here! And I thought August 14's special snowflake was going to take the crown!
Ok either your really a retard or you don't understand the military like you think you do either way stfu
I tried to just read and shut up but I just can't. Everyone is right and you cannot possibly be a soldier because you don't know what you're talking about. I went to boot camp in fort Jackson. Did AIT at ft. Lee was a 92f and if you are a soldier you must be pretty shitty to still only be a PFC after 3years. Oh and my unit was 1st Air Cav stationed at ft.Hood.
First off let me start off by saying that I am a f14 lurker here Kudos to all you ladies, because this thread was HYSTERICAL!
While I am at it, let me just say a few words to @bjnyc so I can just educate you a little bit about not using the word RETARD! Number one - The word retard is disgusting to ANY human, let alone the ones who are truly mentally challenged or have someone in their lives who are. Number two - My dear brother, who is in fact mentally challenged and has Down syndrome, would look at you like you were an idiot, not because of your grammar, or poor speech, but because you are a racist, disgusting, human being. Number three - you should truly be ashamed of yourself for even using the world RETARD. When you have someone you love who is truly incapable of defending themselves, and you see that world thrown around, you would feel the same way. So fuck you, and have a wonderful day!
As for the rest of the ladies on this board. Well done! You guys are AWESOME!
Re: Is there any way to avoid stretch marks?
@Julie&Micah..any time I hear "never ends" I can't help but think of Lamb Chop
Haha! I was actually thinking of the never ending story after I typed that out....but you can guess what song is now stuck in my head! Make it stop!!
It must be because I have no idea who my baby daddy is and I have nothing else going for me in my life.
As soon as I read "why are you so obsessed with me" I was praying someone would post a mean girls gif!!!! Good job!!!
:x
I really need to learn this gif business haha
Baby #1 due June 5th, 2014
You can have the one I made earlier it's chocolate.
DS Grayson (3yrs) (Emergency Csec)
DD Isabella due 8/2/2014
My lingering question from the second wave of crazy was in regards to her alleged graduate degree. What test did she take to enroll? Surely she didn't take the GRE and the Miller's is multiple choice but she couldn't have been THAT lucky.
Oh wait, it's all fake.
Wow that was one heck of a read. Oh and the highlight for me was her claiming to be affiliated with the military. Sure she could actually be in and have attended basic combat training at Jackson and her mos training at fort lee, but trying to say being affiliated with the military makes her a contributor to the world is quite the stretch... Especially considering all the other bs she posted.
BFP #1 11/07/2012 EDD 07/09/2013 M/C 11/22/2012
BFP #2 02/05/2013 EDD 09/19/2013 Arrived via c-section 09/27/2013
Don't gain excessive (or any) weight too quickly. This doesn't just apply to pregnancy, but many women gain quickly in pregnancy which can exacerbate the issue.
Also...don't be genetically predisposed to them.
Bravo at your gifing abilities. Bra-fucking-vo. You ladies are amazing.
I'm still not sure how I got through all of this uninterrupted but so glad I did!
Yep...I'm waaaay behind, but I don't care, had to point that out.