The discharge is by far the worst! I can shower 3 times a day and I still feel like I smell like a damn shrimp boat!! Just this huge, stinky, vat of pregnancy discharge! I hate it! I hate pregnancy and I just want my baby already! Lol
Gaining so much weight in my legs that the inside of my thighs looks like (to quote Girls) " had an epic f*ckfest with a ghost." Seriously, they are red and purple with broken blood vessels. Sexxxxxy.
Any time I eat anything of substance, I spend the next hour or two burping chunks of said meal back up into my mouth... I feel like a bird without the baby bird to feed...
I definitely have to agree with the discharge. I feel SO gross all the time. UGH. I have also had some pretty bad nose bleeds with the giant clots like @hlm184 eww.
No one has mentioned hives (or maybe they aren't comparatively as gross but I hate them). I get crazy horrible hives on my legs if they get even the slightest bit overheated. Standing in the hot shower for too long? Hives. Wearing pajama pants at night? Hives. Wearing tights to work because it is 5 freaking degrees out? Hives. I hate how super sensitive my skin has become and how I have an economy size tube of cortizone next to the bed now. HAWT.
I was going to mention hemmroids a but someone beat me to it. I managed to get a yeast rash under my boobs because they are so ginormous and I sweat so much in pregnancy. It was smelly and itchy and just plain gross. I am one sexy B****.
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I guess I'm the only one who couldn't possibly be MORE disgusting now than I am when I'm not pregnant. I always fart and burp. My discharge isn't out of control, and my snatch doesn't need any extra washing, but my bum never feels clean and I think it stinks. I keep asking my DH if I'm smellier than usual and he says no, so as long as he still finds me bangable, I'm happy.
Natural miscarriage @ 8 weeks - 3/8/2005
Big Brother "Skippy" born - 2/28/2007
Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
"Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
"G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!
Heartburn, discharge, feeling full after eating a small amount, always needing a pee, go for pee and as I'm pulling trousers up/standing up I need to go again
YES!!! @pineconey At night I cant breath because my nose is all stuffed up and then in the morning I cant stop blowing my nose. My poor co-workers... I cant help it but blow the sh!t out of my nose right here at my desk...
Grossest symptom for me the gas... they dont always stink, but I fart like a man now. They are loud and long. Even my DH is impressed sometimes! ">
Re: Grossest pregnancy symptom
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
BFP: 7/5/10 EDD: 3/13/11 Miscarriage 8/1/10 at 8 weeks
BFP: 10/30/10 EDD: 7/7/11 Born 7/11//11 7lb12oz, 20 in.
BFP: 7/30/13 EDD: 4/9/14 Born right on time on his due date! 8lb10oz, 21.5 in.
Awesome prophetic fortune cookie: Love is a present that can be given every single day you live
Natural miscarriage @ 8 weeks - 3/8/2005
Big Brother "Skippy" born - 2/28/2007
Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
"Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
"G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!
YES!!! @pineconey At night I cant breath because my nose is all stuffed up and then in the morning I cant stop blowing my nose. My poor co-workers... I cant help it but blow the sh!t out of my nose right here at my desk...
Grossest symptom for me the gas... they dont always stink, but I fart like a man now. They are loud and long. Even my DH is impressed sometimes!
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Blaine Emerson Bailey Rae
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The gas. UGHHH.