WTF?!

PB102012 · January 2014

I didn't see anything started, so.....

GO!!!

PB102012 · January 2014

Wtf newspaper guy who drives through the neighborhood at 4am with your music blasting..... Not cool!!

TrueBeliever925 · January 2014

WTF dogs?! I understand you are "protecting" us and the babe, but really? You had THREE random middle of the night outbursts because it was super windy, one of which woke my baby up out of a dead sleep.

LokiLahve · January 2014

Wow, WTF crazy office flooding! I'm about to head out the door for work and I get a text the building is shut down by the fire dept and the first floor is under a foot of water!!!
I work upstairs so hopefully my stuff is fine. I'm thankful for a day off but I can only imagine how shitty things will be in the coming weeks as they try to clean this up. I'm guessing everyone downstairs may have to move upstairs until the electric is fixed? What a nightmare!

V&G101808 · January 2014

WTF teeth! Leave my baby alone. We don't need you coming around here anytime soon anyways, so I would appreciate if you gave my baby a break so he could sleep soundly again. Poor thing wakes up fussing multiple times at night and I'm 99.9% sure it's due to teething.

BlondieBia21 · January 2014

Wtf mil. I have purposely not replied to any of your messages. So you finally start texting your son. He tells you we are at dinner with a family friend and your nephews and you text all three of them asking for pictures of lo and if we seem happy?! You are crazy.

LokiLahve · January 2014

@blondiebia21 sounds like you have a stalker. Why do so many families fail to understand the concept of space/distance?

BlondieBia21 · January 2014

LokiLahve said:
@blondiebia21 sounds like you have a stalker. Why do so many families fail to understand the concept of space/distance?

Exactly. At least DH is on my side finally and sees that she needs to back off.

Hhaber · January 2014

WTF LO why have you decided that 5 am is your new wake up time. The days I go to work I need to get ready and the days I'm home we need to sleep in. At least you STTN and what I thought was the start of a sleep regression was one bad night. I just wish you would stay asleep without an hour and a half of playtime before going back down at 6:30.

AACaHa13 · January 2014

WTF ds..... your babbles at 3:45 are not supposed to last 2.5 hours!! (:|

MinnesotaMomma91 · January 2014

Wtf nephew. Where is my insurance card? You get into ds diaper bag which has my wallet in it. You tear my wallet appart and i thought i had it all back together get to the pharmacy to get ds meds and my insurance card isnt there.

Now i have to call my sister and have her look for it

janneann1127 · January 2014

wtf DS and his poop?! Ever since potty training, he only poops every few days… Well today was the day. While still wearing his overnight diaper, he had the worlds most GINORMOUS poo.. Literally, up and down his back and legs, all over his bed, his pillowcase, some on the floor... That was a fun wake up call at 6am!

MommyBolty · January 2014

WTF self...Baby Fever??? Seriously. It's all I have on my mind lately. I literally cannot wait to have another one. This is ridiculous. Serious thought I had... If I just get pregnant again I won't have to worry about losing all this baby weight.

Emeraldeyed315 · January 2014

MommyBolty said:

WTF self...Baby Fever??? Seriously. It's all I have on my mind lately. I literally cannot wait to have another one. This is ridiculous. Serious thought I had... If I just get pregnant again I won't have to worry about losing all this baby weight.

YES! This is me. I'll add my WTF to myself too for every pimple/twinge in the ute and thinking it has to do with ovulating. I wish! Still no af since having LO.

Bunnyfer · January 2014

WTF Sinus Infection!! Why do you have to come when I just put in 4hrs of overtime at work that will now be lost!! You know I have an infant to watch, you know I cannot sleep, yet you still insist on arriving and making my life a living hell. I wanted a 4 day weekend, but not like this!

nnikki10 · January 2014

Wtf mil? Why do you text me about family stuff? I don't know text your son. I just have to ask him anyways. I don't need to be the messenger.

NikkiD522 · January 2014

@mommybolty that thought runs through my mind everyday lol. I expect to get pregnant the day after I hit my weight goal :-)

WTF DH? When I ask you to feed LO carrots before his bottle, don't respond with, "If you remind me". I have no words.

Wjoyner08 · January 2014

WTF dog???? You have been so good and I turn around for literally a minute and you shred a diaper you dug out of the trash??? Are you Kidding ME????

rfrazier611 · January 2014

WTF baby!! You were just about to fall asleep and you just shit your brains out. There goes morning nap...

Revez · January 2014

Wtf fat?! Get off my body already!!! No one likes you.

kwhite27 · January 2014

V&G101808 said:
WTF teeth! Leave my baby alone. We don't need you coming around here anytime soon anyways, so I would appreciate if you gave my baby a break so he could sleep soundly again. Poor thing wakes up fussing multiple times at night and I'm 99.9% sure it's due to teething.

Add me to this list. It's rough. Can't we just keep happy gummy babies forever? Teeth are overrated.

Mae0926 · January 2014

WTF brain? Way to not bring pumping parts to work today! DD's first day out of the home at an in home day care, and I can't pump.

LJUTCMommy · January 2014

WTF Dreams! If AF hadn't just visited, I'd swear I was KU again. I had a dream that I'd had another baby, but it was kept secret from me because I'd gone crazy. He lived by himself in a one bedroom apartment and random friends and family members took care of him in shifts.

Then I woke up stressed about how to make enough milk for him too! It was a good couple of minutes before I realized I did not, in fact, have a secret baby.

W. T. F.

Revez · January 2014

kwhite27 said:

V&G101808 said:
WTF teeth! Leave my baby alone. We don't need you coming around here anytime soon anyways, so I would appreciate if you gave my baby a break so he could sleep soundly again. Poor thing wakes up fussing multiple times at night and I'm 99.9% sure it's due to teething.
Add me to this list. It's rough. Can't we just keep happy gummy babies forever? Teeth are overrated.

On the topic of overrated teeth, I've decided when I'm old and need dentures that I'm buying a chew bead necklace for myself to chew on. It looks like so much fun.

AACaHa13 · January 2014

nnikki10 said:

Wtf mil? Why do you text me about family stuff? I don't know text your son. I just have to ask him anyways. I don't need to be the messenger.

Omg.....my mil does this! It drives me nuts! My mom doesn't text him questions that she could simply text and ask me. So annoying

Coconuthead · January 2014

Wow @Sundae13 that sucks big time!

WTF life why do you throw these curveball at me? I have been on a breeders waiting list for a specific litter for about a year and a half...long before LO was a twinkle in my eye. I hadn't heard from her and thought maybe she had delayed the breeding for another year (next fall) but I just got an email saying she is expecting pups in the spring. But now with LO so young I just can't do it. I am sad...I have been wanting one of her pups for so long and now it is a no go. And to top it off the sire is just stunning. Pity party of one over here.

thoughtfulmommy · January 2014

AACaHa13 said:

nnikki10 said:

Wtf mil? Why do you text me about family stuff? I don't know text your son. I just have to ask him anyways. I don't need to be the messenger.

Omg.....my mil does this! It drives me nuts! My mom doesn't text him questions that she could simply text and ask me. So annoying

My MIL does this too. It really bothers me when she always asks questions related to our wedding, the house and the baby. Just because your son is male does not mean he doesn't know about these things and isn't involved. Ask him!

JaymeMac · January 2014

WHAT THE FCK SLEEP REGRESSION. ..go away. ..mama wants sleep. ~X(

rh10264706 · January 2014

rfrazier611 said:
WTF baby!! You were just about to fall asleep and you just shit your brains out. There goes morning nap...

As I was reading this I was putting my baby down for a nap and thinking "omg that's the worst!" Then my lo took a massive poop. So I second that wtf.

TrueBeliever925 · January 2014

@sundae13. Have you called to discuss a refund yet? That is ridiculous! I hope everything gets solved and you at least get a good chunk of your money back.

@coconuthead. I'm sorry to hear you can't take on the pup

What kind of breed?

Coconuthead · January 2014

@pttfyouarenuts whippet. My favorites. I know that in a year or two is much better timing...I think a human baby and dog baby simultaneously would be disastrous. I love the dam's dam and really want one from her line. I just have to be patient and try for one of her great grand pups in four more years or so. =((

Revez · January 2014

@sundae13 I'd be pissed!

Apparently today is full of what the fucks for me.
Wtf LO?! I thought we were over the the refusal of righty? What's wrong with it? Also, I know you had a great sleeping day yesterday, but would it kill you to take one.tiny.nap today so I can work out?huh?!

PB102012 · January 2014

Sundae13 said:

Ok, what in the actual fuck???!?! We just got a GD TEXT message saying our daycare is closed immediately and won't reopen. WTF. We have less than two days to find alternate care AND they have 1500 of our money (prepay for January, 50% deposit for the last month of care). Not to mention they pull this shit right after getting two weeks paid vacation for Christmas.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What the hell? That's ridiculous! Can you stop your check?

TrueBeliever925 · January 2014

Sundae13 said:

The check was deposited back in early December. Ugh. They're not answering their phones. My attorney is sending a letter.

It almost seems like they intended to shut down after this week so they could justify the two weeks of vacation pay, making sure they had your LO for a full week after vacation. I'm so sorry and hopefully your attorney can get to the bottom of it!

starshower22 · January 2014

@BlondieBia21 I second your WTF to your MIL! She's nuts!!

And add us to the "We don't want teeth, we want sleep!" club @V&G101808.

As for me, WTF H?! You have a runny nose & sore throat and say you're too sick to stay at work and/or help me with DD last night, but you weren't too sick to complain that I'm not taking care of you because you don't feel good. Don't even go there with me buddy.

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janneann1127 · January 2014

Sundae13 said:
The check was deposited back in early December. Ugh. They're not answering their phones. My attorney is sending a letter.

Oh wow, that sucks!!! I'm sorry. That sounds like complete bs.

jbean1325 · January 2014

WTF hands. Stop putting chocolate in my mouth. A chocolate covered graham cracker for breakfast and *five* thin mint-like cookies (only bigger than thin mints) for lunch. No wonder my pants are tight.

ELauren88 · January 2014

WTF MH. If you want clean floors everyday, quit walking all over them in your soggy, dirty shoes. Take them off at the door! Ain't nobody got time for mopping everyday!

AprilRaine · January 2014

@coconuthead- I hate that feeling. I want to add a puppy to our household soooo badly but I know that until both of these boys are a little older and have more self control it would be a terrible idea. I've always had a dog in my life and now that our last one is gone it's just sooo darn quiet around here.

And WTF self: I'm hungry but don't want to make anything. I just want someone to bring me a burrito or chinese. There are 20 fucking pizza delivery places that deliver to my house and not one of them has tacos on the menu.

shootthemoon · January 2014

wtf kiddo. I got you your own personal caretaker to play with you and change your diapers and get you down for naps and all you do is scream for mama. It's sweet how much you love me but if I don't work, we go broke.

janneann1127 · January 2014

Wtf nanny?! I tell you he needs to go down for nap around 9 AM, and you can't get him to sleep until 1245? I have no idea how that is possible… And, to top it off, you put him in the sleep sack like I requested, but then add two extra blankets over the top. WTF?! You know that's a smothering hazard. So what happens? Baby wakes up after an hour, and pulls the blanket over his head. Luckily, I am watching and I can go in there and remove it, but then there's no chance he's going back to sleep on his own once he's seen me. Argh. Must have talk with nanny.

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