So Question: would you think this might be safe and a good idea for after to keep our Hubbis happy?

Re: So Question: would you think this might be safe and a good idea for after to keep our Hubbis happy?

• mrscrcalli member

  January 2014

  Glyn anal sex is never ok when you are pregnant, you can give the baby serious brain damage!!!!!! 

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• TallaB member

  January 2014

  Why do I read "hubbis" like "pubis"?
  
  
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• TallaB member

  January 2014

  I'm voting Option 3. Its the most logical.
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• Jessimax member

  January 2014

  You are going to want the entire area avoided, hemorrhoids the size of golf balls plus possibly vag to anus tearing, doesn't sound appealing.....

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• thomas930 member

  January 2014

  Butt sex is never ok. He can happily wait the 6 weeks. Hell, sex wont be the first thing on anyone's mind unless you like a little blood to go along with it.

  

                              ~Missed MC at 8 weeks. D&C at 12 weeks on 4/17/13~ 

                                                  

     

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• Stace0616 member

  January 2014

  Back door sex would probably eliminate the need for colace after giving birth... Sounds like a win-win situation, Glynn!

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• Bluebird2318 member

  January 2014

  I had to go with "Option 3." It looked like a code name for something even raunchier than your standard booty action. Color me intrigued.

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• irisheyez7 member

  January 2014

  

  
  
  

  
  

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• avidkeo member

  January 2014

  WHY!!!!!

  
  

  I'm so sorry ladies, I poked the troll, and now we are all paying the price.

  
  

  At least the colours are gone!

  Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016

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• TallaB member

  January 2014

  I told my husband he could outsource. Its less work for me, and it keeps him happy!
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• Sisimama10 member

  January 2014

  It's going to be so sore down there you aren't going to want him in the front OR back door.

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• Mamamonzo member

  January 2014

  avidkeo said:

  WHY!!!!!

  
  

  I'm so sorry ladies, I poked the troll, and now we are all paying the price.

  
  

  At least the colours are gone!

  I was going to come looking for you! You provoked it!

   

  

   

  

   

   

  

   

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• Mamamonzo member

  January 2014

  Sisimama10 said:

  It's going to be so sore down there you aren't going to want him in the front OR back door.

  What about the sliding door? Maybe that's what option 3 is.

   

  

   

  

   

   

  

   

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• irisheyez7 member

  January 2014

  

  
  
  

  
  

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• Sisimama10 member

  January 2014

  Mamamonzo said:

  Sisimama10 said:

  It's going to be so sore down there you aren't going to want him in the front OR back door.

  What about the sliding door? Maybe that's what option 3 is.

  True. Maybe option 3 is mouth? If so then SO is definitely hoping for some option 3 action.

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• AcaAwkward member

  January 2014

  I dunno, I was thinking more along the lines of...
  
  

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• GlynnCoco member

  January 2014

  Jessimax said:

  You are going to want the entire area avoided, hemorrhoids the size of golf balls plus possibly vag to anus tearing, doesn't sound appealing.....

  Oh no yikes and ouch!!! Hahahahaha good think I'm having a c-section so it will probabily be okay I think??? ) ) )
  

  You're freindly and nice and popular a14 AE ) )
  

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• AcaAwkward member

  January 2014

  {PS: I do not recommend Google Image searching blow up doll. I've now seen things I can never unsee.}

  
  

  DD 2/21/2012 & DS 4/1/2014

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• GlynnCoco member

  January 2014

  avidkeo said:

  WHY!!!!!

  
  

  I'm so sorry ladies, I poked the troll, and now we are all paying the price.

  
  

  At least the colours are gone!

  THEY DON"T LET YOU DO COLORS ON POLLS!!! I was sooooooo sad!!!!! ) ) )

  You're freindly and nice and popular a14 AE ) )
  

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• Mamamonzo member

  January 2014

  GlynnCoco said:

  
  

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  You are going to want the entire area avoided, hemorrhoids the size of golf balls plus possibly vag to anus tearing, doesn't sound appealing.....

  
  

  Oh no yikes and ouch!!! Hahahahaha good think I'm having a c-section so it will probabily be okay I think??? ) ) )
  
  
  But aren't you having vag rejuvenation? So it will still be tender!!!

   

  

   

  

   

   

  

   

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• Alana1977 member

  January 2014

  I love my DH but am pretty sure that keeping him sexually satisfied will be the last thing on my mind after giving birth. Between labour tearing, bleeding, hemmoroids, constipation, a crying newborn, and repeated middle of night feedings I think he can survive a few measly weeks

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• GlynnCoco member

  January 2014

  Mamamonzo said:

  Jessimax said:

  You are going to want the entire area avoided, hemorrhoids the size of golf balls plus possibly vag to anus tearing, doesn't sound appealing.....

  Oh no yikes and ouch!!! Hahahahaha good think I'm having a c-section so it will probabily be okay I think??? ) ) )
  

  But aren't you having vag rejuvenation? So it will still be tender!!!

  Yes but that's the front! Only if we do it the right way, silly!!! 

  You're freindly and nice and popular a14 AE ) )
  

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• avidkeo member

  January 2014

  I would take a hard look at your relationship if you think sex is the only way to keep your man happy.....

  
  

  All it takes to make mine happy is a cup of tea....

  Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016

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• edoliesmom member

  January 2014

  purespark said:

  Haaahahaha some people actually voted "Yes that sounds like fun"??    

  I mean, I'm not knocking anal, if that's your thing.  Everyone's into somethin'.  But after giving birth, I think that's the LAST thing that would sound like fun to me.  

  I mean.. I considered putting that answer. But only because this poll is in no way serious, and I feel confident in saying that every person who chose yes did it because of the ridiculous hilarity of the answer.

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• AmyV416 member

  January 2014

  Anyone a fan of the Josie and the pussycats movie?? I keep singing "back door lover" from the fake band DuJour ..... I can't find a gif.....someone please help lol

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• Mamamonzo member

  January 2014

  GlynnCoco said:

  
  

  Mamamonzo said:

  
  

  GlynnCoco said:

  
  

  Jessimax said:

  
  

  You are going to want the entire area avoided, hemorrhoids the size of golf balls plus possibly vag to anus tearing, doesn't sound appealing.....

  
  

  Oh no yikes and ouch!!! Hahahahaha good think I'm having a c-section so it will probabily be okay I think??? ) ) )
  

  But aren't you having vag rejuvenation? So it will still be tender!!!

  
  

  Yes but that's the front! Only if we do it the right way, silly!!! 
  
  Yes silly me!! Because your asshole is so far from you vagina you wouldn't feel a thing!!

   

  

   

  

   

   

  

   

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• AmyV416 member

  January 2014

  butt-pregnant = my new favorite phrase.

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• edoliesmom member

  January 2014

  AmyV416 said:

  Anyone a fan of the Josie and the pussycats movie?? I keep singing "back door lover" from the fake band DuJour ..... I can't find a gif.....someone please help lol

  Oh my gosh... I LOVED that movie! I guess I was too young the last time I saw it to understand what it was talking about. ) Glad I never watched it with my dad...

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• MamaFantastic member

  January 2014

  AmyV416 said:

  butt-pregnant = my new favorite phrase.

  now i'm rethinking what BFP really means.....

  
  

  glynn, my lover...  i think you should be sure to find a buttsex coach in this 3rd trimester.  if your anus isn't used to all that action, you might want to learn the proper way to do rectal kegels to make sure the sphincter is primed for business.

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• AmyV416 member

  January 2014

  SLSchuerg said:

  
  

  AmyV416 said:

  
  

  Anyone a fan of the Josie and the pussycats movie?? I keep singing "back door lover" from the fake band DuJour ..... I can't find a gif.....someone please help lol

  
  

  Oh my gosh... I LOVED that movie! I guess I was too young the last time I saw it to understand what it was talking about. ) Glad I never watched it with my dad...
  
  
  I definitely watched it with my mom, definitely was so naive it flew right over my innocent little head.

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• AmyV416 member

  January 2014 edited January 2014

  Ok......butt-pregnant + rectal keggles = just peed the couch.......I need to write these down for future reference.
  
  Also, I guarantee this post lands us on other boards......"those A14ers are ar it again!"

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• kwolslager member

  January 2014

  You guys are so mean! Glynn was just asking an honest question, you should all be ashamed of yourselves!
  (There's always one, and I thought I should beat them to the punch. Lol)

   

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• pineconey member

  January 2014

  i want to know where the hole for option 3 is.
  

  
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• pineconey member

  January 2014

  GlynnCoco said:

  Jessimax said:

  You are going to want the entire area avoided, hemorrhoids the size of golf balls plus possibly vag to anus tearing, doesn't sound appealing.....

  Oh no yikes and ouch!!! Hahahahaha good think I'm having a c-section so it will probabily be okay I think??? ) ) )
  

  
  
  wait, is the c section hole your option 3?!?  if so, that's a problem.
  

  
  BFP #1 May 20, 2013    MC June 27, 2013   BFP #2 August 2, 2013   Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
  

  
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• pepperedmoth member

  January 2014

  AmyV416 said:

  Ok......butt-pregnant + rectal keggles = just peed the couch.......I need to write these down for future reference.
  
  Also, I guarantee this post lands us on other boards......"those A14ers are ar it again!"

  ::waves from March14::
  
  Carry on, ladies. Carry on.

  

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• Serenla member

  January 2014

  Who needs coffee in the morning when we have gold like this?

  
  

  
  

  
  

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  BFP #2 7/17/13, EDD 3/29/14 ended in a CP on 7/22/13.

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• Mrs.Kohalic17 member

  January 2014

  pineconey said:

  
  

  GlynnCoco said:

  
  

  
  

  Jessimax said:

  
  

  You are going to want the entire area avoided, hemorrhoids the size of golf balls plus possibly vag to anus tearing, doesn't sound appealing.....

  
  

  Oh no yikes and ouch!!! Hahahahaha good think I'm having a c-section so it will probabily be okay I think??? ) ) )
  

  
  

  
  
  wait, is the c section hole your option 3?!?  if so, that's a problem.
  
  
  
  Dead. )

  NTNP 11/2011 CP 11/29/12 BFP 8/6/13 EDD 4/16/14 ♥ 

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• NicoleAnne416 member

  January 2014

  Considering many rip/tear/stitched from their crotch to their asshole, then no it is not ok.
  

  
  

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• strawberrytree member

  January 2014

  Why else would you get anal bleaching done if back door wasn't an option??? I am curious Glynn, were you planning to get the anal bleaching before or after your C section?

  
   

  

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• kelley72 member

  January 2014

  SLSchuerg said:

  AmyV416 said:

  Anyone a fan of the Josie and the pussycats movie?? I keep singing "back door lover" from the fake band DuJour ..... I can't find a gif.....someone please help lol

  Oh my gosh... I LOVED that movie! I guess I was too young the last time I saw it to understand what it was talking about. ) Glad I never watched it with my dad...

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPvFWDqmJOM&feature=player_detailpage
  

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