Cervical check

sambi1016 · January 2014

While a lot of us are FTMs and therefore going through these experiences for the first time I think if someone is going to put their fist up in my lady bits and rip open my cervix I better know what they are doing....in detail.

MamaP19 · January 2014

Pretty sure if he "manually stretched" you from nothing to 2 cm you would have felt that shit. Yes, OP, you need to be at least a little bit dilated for a membrane sweep. Also, not your best move to use ftm status as an excuse to be ignorant. Learn to ask questions because none of us will be there to hold your hand during labor.

peanutmuse · January 2014

aceboom said:

Wow. Im a ftm like most of you people. And for people to write mean comments is not needed. I am just asking if anyone has been thru this and comments like this is not needed at all Thanks ladies.
I AGRRE. negative comments are not necessary

You are just so cute, @aceboom. Please, enlighten and entertain us with your profound contributions.

mrsjenni · January 2014

@peanutmuse- I missed the whole discussion/replies ratio thing... care to explain? Purty please?

peanutmuse · January 2014

mrsjenni said:

@peanutmuse- I missed the whole discussion/replies ratio thing... care to explain? Purty please?

@mrsjenni -- I explained it a few comments ago. You can probably just scroll up to see it.

missimone · January 2014

@KaitiMac & @ccip82, you have me ROTFLMBO over those gifs -- that's exactly what I was feeling as I was waiting for her to explain

@jennoak, all jokes aside, can you please explain to us what you mean by your OB "opened your cervix"? What exactly was the process?

ccip82 said:

That would make sense given her ratio of discussions vs. replies

I had no idea there was math involved! :-S

sugarland726 · January 2014

aceboom said:

Wow. Im a ftm like most of you people. And for people to write mean comments is not needed. I am just asking if anyone has been thru this and comments like this is not needed at all Thanks ladies.
I AGRRE. negative comments are not necessary

Well thank you soooo much for your contribution! Also, it's spelled agree.

mrsjenni · January 2014

peanutmuse said:

Ljessen13 said:

@ccip82 Did I miss the thread about discussions vs replies? I have heard that several times and can't find what was said about it!

@Ljessen13 -- it's actually something that I wrote in a UO or FFFC thread a few months ago, and then I think that it was @ccip82 (maybe?) who brought it up again more recently, maybe a month ago. If the ratio of discussions that the poster has started to the number of replies to other discussions is like 3:1 (replies:discussion) or higher, the poster isn't really interested in being part of the community. It's more like she uses this BMB as a blog or her own personal Google.

This particular poster has more discussions than replies, so she's even worse than the ratio I mentioned.

Ahhh, there it is. Not sure how I missed it.

ETA: And crap, I fail, huh?

peanutmuse · January 2014

mrsjenni said:

Ahhh, there it is. Not sure how I missed it.

ETA: And crap, I fail, huh?

@mrsjenni, no, you are the opposite -- you reply way more than you start discussions. That's how I am too. I probably didn't describe it the best, my brain is kind of fried lately.

peanutmuse · January 2014

aceboom said:

Not looking to enlighten. Thx for asking.

@aceboom, interesting response. I expected something at least a tiny bit witty. I guess I set my expectations too high.

lolinshag · January 2014

JmeMichelle said:

jessicabcairns said:
I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread again!!

Thanks a lot @Jmemichelle - now I want marshmallows again (again as in I had ice cream with marshmallow fluff topping earlier today)
Do it again, for me! I have no fluff, but I have Nutella which gets eaten by the spoonful frequently. I'll live vicariously through you!

Oh man... nutella topped with marshmellow fluff on a nilla wafer..,i see a trip to the store in dh's future!

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