A bitchfest post would have worked for me. My FFFC.. I am having less than loving thoughts about my LO tonight. It's 4:30 am. WHY ARE WE STILL AWAKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
My H works half days on Fridays and I'm on a school break so we are taking LO to daycare this afternoon so we can dtd and then go see Anchorman. I can't wait! It's been too long since we went out just the two of us.
I am feeling a lot better (thank you falling asleep at 6:30 and taking antibiotics) but I still am working from home and told my boss that I'm not well...she told me to take a nap #winning
I made a whole recipe of English Toffee on the weekend knowing we still have christmas baking and were pretty much done any holiday entertaining. I'll get to eat most of it, but I'll also complain that I'm not losing weight and I do work out...I just haven't changed my eating habits at all and it needs to happen.....after the toffee is gone!
My H works half days on Fridays and I'm on a school break so we are taking LO to daycare this afternoon so we can dtd and then go see Anchorman. I can't wait! It's been too long since we went out just the two of us.
We did the same on Monday, but saw catching fire instead!
On New Year's Day I made 3 different dishes all involving bacon before noon. I didn't eat them all right then but bacon was involved in every meal that day. Pretty sure that kind of behavior isn't part of anyone's resolutions for the year.
Also I'm sick of seeing my kids faces, and even DH's for that matter. We have been on break since the 20th and I was supposed to go back to work today but now we're snowed in and then it's the weekend. I'm so sick if being all together under one roof all.day.long.
My H works half days on Fridays and I'm on a school break so we are taking LO to daycare this afternoon so we can dtd and then go see Anchorman. I can't wait! It's been too long since we went out just the two of us.
We did this last friday and we played rock paper scissors to determine who got to drink during the movie (Cinebistro so they have a full bar) so that one can stay sober enough to drive and pick up Colton from daycare. I won and drank a whole bottle of prosecco during the movie. It was awesome.
@heelibrarian Nobody would think that you're some crazy lurker. No worries there And, the thread of all threads is overwhelming to me and I spend way too much time trying to keep up with it.
Another confession, my kid's crib is a SIDS nightmare. It's only like this during naps but I can't get him off of me without something snuggly by his face and something like a lovie to grab and chew and he loves his blankie too. I check on him like every 15 minutes but still, I'm breaking all the rules here!
The idea of puréed meat grosses me out. I keep trying to give DD meat off the table because I refuse to make puréed meat. I also give DD my MILs food to eat when we are over there, even though MIL cooks with a lot more salt then I do. She makes veggies and meat that I don't make at home and I figure a few spoonfuls once a week isn't going to hurt DD.
I can see that I'm probably going to spend hours that I should spend doing laundry sitting on Zillow instead. We aren't even going to start house hunting until February, but clearly I like to torture myself. I already have fallen in love with a house about 4 streets from where we are renting, I love our location. But, it will probably sell and I will be sad.
I get really offended when people assume I'm being a bitch when I'm not. Believe me, pointing out something has added sugar is not even on the scale of my bitchiness. I can show you bitchiness, but my goal for 2014 is to be less harsh.
I feel like I might "get" your tone on your posts. It always shocks me when people think you are being bitchy or condescending (I think the word was)...like you said zero bitchy things
I get really offended when people assume I'm being a bitch when I'm not. Believe me, pointing out something has added sugar is not even on the scale of my bitchiness. I can show you bitchiness, but my goal for 2014 is to be less harsh.
I feel like I might "get" your tone on your posts. It always shocks me when people think you are being bitchy or condescending (I think the word was)...like you said zero bitchy things
I think it probably comes down to you can't read tone in type. Or, you "think" you can, and you are totally wrong about it. I'm one of those annoying people who overuse "lol" when I think that the tone of whatever I'm saying might come across wrong. I'm a people pleaser. Don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and don't like people mad at me. I guess that should be my confession. I'm almost 30 and still a people pleaser. Sheesh.
I think it probably comes down to you can't read tone in type. Or, you "think" you can, and you are totally wrong about it. I'm one of those annoying people who overuse "lol" when I think that the tone of whatever I'm saying might come across wrong. I'm a people pleaser. Don't want to hurt anyone's feelings and don't like people mad at me. I guess that should be my confession. I'm almost 30 and still a people pleaser. Sheesh.
This is me except I use smiley faces instead of lol's in posts when I worry about offending people.
@nykkolaughs I don't think you sound harsh or condescending. I appreciate your matter-of-fact tone, but I don't think it comes off as bitchy. Sometimes people are too sensitive these days...
After an epic poo explosion this morning I decided to not try and save the pjs. I will buy new ones instead.
:: opening up the garbage bin ::
I just read this and remember I still have poop on me from this morning, going to get showered and dressed and changed now....
eta- its my lo's poop, not mine... felt I needed to clarify this
H goes and plays Magic (yeah, he's a nerd) on Monday nights. I encourage it so that I can watch reality TV without him because he criticizes my reality TV choices.
I cried once because of some mean bumpies. Sensitive Sally.
DH thought I had lost my marbles. He said, "wait... You're crying because some people on the internet that you don't know and will never meet said something mean?? Oh...Kay..."
@araziza Magic has replace League of Legends (which just caused anger in him) which replace Star Craft. I'm hoping this hobby sticks because he is pretty mellow with it and present with the family. He spends hours building decks and putting them in sleeves.
After an epic poo explosion this morning I decided to not try and save the pjs. I will buy new ones instead.
:: opening up the garbage bin ::
I just read this and remember I still have poop on me from this morning, going to get showered and dressed and changed now....
eta- its my lo's poop, not mine... felt I needed to clarify this
I just looked down while E was nursing and there's poop on her ear lobe from this morning's insane blowout. I had to do her laundry, give her a bath, got poop in my wedding ring, and she peed all over the bed when I laid her down to run the bath. Adventures in parenting.
I'm letting LO watch Dora so I can get ready. My SO would kill me if he knew because he hates Dora for some reason. But LO actually seems to be enjoying it because he's laughing!
I'm letting LO watch Dora so I can get ready. My SO would kill me if he knew because he hates Dora for some reason. But LO actually seems to be enjoying it because he's laughing!
Dora is the devil. I don't know why, but I hate her. I refuse.
My H works half days on Fridays and I'm on a school break so we are taking LO to daycare this afternoon so we can dtd and then go see Anchorman. I can't wait! It's been too long since we went out just the two of us.
@tiffletons518 I don't hate her but I don't like her. She's annoying but she was the only thing on and I needed to get ready. Didn't want to fuss with netflix so I could keep him distracted for 10 minutes. I was hoping bubble guppies was on!
I was invited to my SIL's baby shower and I'm not going to go. We've given them a ton of stuff and plan on buying them something off their registry, but you do not get my Saturday afternoon. That is my time.
Sorry, @Steamboat1679, this is not okay. I think this is a very bitchy, selfish thing to do. It is your SIL, FFS. I hope my tone is okay. I mean to be harsh. What if no one came to your shower?
I'm side eyeing my friend her LO is a few days older than DD and very active. She is going to start working from home without child care. This is a new test program for her department (working from home- not no childcare) and I hope she doesn't ruin it for her coworkers. I don't see how you can claim to work 40 hours a week while taking care of a baby. And yes I see the irony as I bump at work.
I have a friend that wants to work from home when she has LO. I'm like, you mean work from home and get a nanny?!?! She has no idea how this shit really works. I couldn't even shower yesterday, and I peed holding my LO...twice. Is it Monday yet? I think I'm ready to go back to my normal life. (Although I will probably cry my eyes out when I drop her off).
I'm going to say this very quietly:
I'm jealous of the mamas who have babies that will nap on you. Lilly isn't really a snuggler like I would like her to be. We do lay together in bed when it's her naptime but she doesn't really like to be held to sleep. The only time I get that is if she falls asleep during her last feeding at night.
This was Bradley. Even now he only snuggles when he gets hurt or sick. But he is a very sweet kid (last night before bed he said "I love you mommy sooooo much"). I understand your jealousy but am happy that Ty is more of a snuggler
Re: FFFC
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
Also I'm sick of seeing my kids faces, and even DH's for that matter. We have been on break since the 20th and I was supposed to go back to work today but now we're snowed in and then it's the weekend. I'm so sick if being all together under one roof all.day.long.
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
eta- bump ate my words.
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
:: opening up the garbage bin ::
I just read this and remember I still have poop on me from this morning, going to get showered and dressed and changed now.... eta- its my lo's poop, not mine... felt I needed to clarify this
DH thought I had lost my marbles. He said, "wait... You're crying because some people on the internet that you don't know and will never meet said something mean?? Oh...Kay..."
I just read this and remember I still have poop on me from this morning, going to get showered and dressed and changed now....
eta- its my lo's poop, not mine... felt I needed to clarify this
I just looked down while E was nursing and there's poop on her ear lobe from this morning's insane blowout. I had to do her laundry, give her a bath, got poop in my wedding ring, and she peed all over the bed when I laid her down to run the bath. Adventures in parenting.
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
@seashell002 it's like a little blankie with an animal attached...
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13