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April 2014 Moms
BeckyF82
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TP Tuesday
BeckyF82
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So thought I'd kick this off today, hope I haven't trodden on anyone's toes?
So not only have I been on pelvic rest for the last month anyway, DH is also just shit scared of touching me anyway in case he somehow hurts the baby. Has been like that since day 1 no matter what i told him. When the doc diagnosed placenta previa and told me to go on pelvic rest my DH was like "I TOLD you it could be dangerous!" And i pretty much resigned myself to no more sex until after the baby is here.
Only last night for the first time in months DH starts up a bit of foreplay with me at 3 am and we decided to fool around and have 'everything but' sex if that makes sense. So anyway, DH is in the middle of using his hands to "take care of my needs" (TMI I know) when my dinkus cat decides that anything moving that vigorously at 3am in the dark needs to be pounced on. Trust me when I say that when one is in the middle of your first orgasm in weeks and razor sharp claws suddenly pierce your lady parts, it does rather put a dampener on the whole experience! So TP to my kitty for ruining my "sexy time"!
So not only have I been on pelvic rest for the last month anyway, DH is also just shit scared of touching me anyway in case he somehow hurts the baby. Has been like that since day 1 no matter what i told him. When the doc diagnosed placenta previa and told me to go on pelvic rest my DH was like "I TOLD you it could be dangerous!" And i pretty much resigned myself to no more sex until after the baby is here.
Only last night for the first time in months DH starts up a bit of foreplay with me at 3 am and we decided to fool around and have 'everything but' sex if that makes sense. So anyway, DH is in the middle of using his hands to "take care of my needs" (TMI I know) when my dinkus cat decides that anything moving that vigorously at 3am in the dark needs to be pounced on. Trust me when I say that when one is in the middle of your first orgasm in weeks and razor sharp claws suddenly pierce your lady parts, it does rather put a dampener on the whole experience! So TP to my kitty for ruining my "sexy time"!
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Re: TP Tuesday
OUCH! That sucks!
Mine is to DH...I have told him REPEATEDLY that the nips are uber sensitive, go easy on the boobs. He was rubbing my back yesterday and reached over and pinched a damn nipple (probably in hopes that I would let him have some action). I SCREAMED cuz it hurt so damn bad and brought tears to my eyes. His respononse: oh i didnt think you mean they were THAT sensitive. OMG LISTEN WITH YOUR DAMN EARS!
POS+April 2009-M/c May 2009, POS+July 2009-M/c Aug 2009, POS+ Novemeber 2009 -Baby Boy Charlie DOB 07/06/2010, POS+July 2011-M/c and D&C Aug 2011, POS+Dec 2011 -Baby Boy Ethan DOB 07/27/2012, POS+Aug 2013-TWIN BOYS! Jack and Miles born March 23rd 2014!!
Edit: Forgot to bitch about this gem, he took my box of fruit loops away and when i said I wasn't done he said "I'm eliminating distractions" I could kill him.
Then I peed on a stick...
I'm sorry you're having a rough day! The "eliminating distractions" comment made me laugh. At least give props to your SO for that one!