We are at IL's. I started my period unexpectedly (a week early) and I didn't have any pads/tampons with me. DH was working so he had the car. I waited until LO went down for a nap. I then cut up a diaper in the form of a pad, put some tape on the back, and used that until I could get to the store. Improvise! =D>
^^Winning!!^^ While we're on the topic. My periods have been insanely heavy since having lo. I cramped for a week before this one started and I seem to be changing tampons every 2-3 hours. That's pretty heavy for me. Wth is up with that?
My last pedi was 2 days before I had lo. My polish is grown out to a reverse French manicure at this point...just color on the tips. I've only shaved "down there" once since lo was born. It looks like the 70's and grosses me out...no wonder I don't get excited about the sexy time.
DTD finally feels normal again. So we celebrated, and did it like the dogs last night it was great!! I'm so relieved it finally feels normal again. Not going to lie I was scared of permanent uh... Changes?
Every time I see FIL all I can think about is him (for lack of a better word) jerking it to naughty school girls and I REALLY don't want him touching LO.
My own personal tmi: I guess the skin in my butt crack ripped a little when I was giving birth. I now have this little paper cut type deal that re-tears if I sit a certain way. Remember the purple butt crack line? Mine graduated to its elite form.
@zever000. I can't even stop thinking about how I would deal with being around YOUR FIL after hearing about his porn. Soooo weird. I don't even KNOW what I would do about MY FIL. Although MIL has bagged him using her computer before. WTF do we, as their "children", know all this?!
And also, I don't blame you for not wanting him to touch LO either. It gives me the creeps.
I am hoping the insane gas is not a permanent thing...Before getting pregnant, I rarely had gas issues...now its a daily thing...and when it hits, I can rip the loudest and longest farts in the world...its awesome and gross at the same time
So me and DH were taking a shower together and he had a big zit on his back just ready to explode. I popped it. I felt so much relief for him. He was horrified and couldn't believe I did it.
My last pedi was 2 days before I had lo. My polish is grown out to a reverse French manicure at this point...just color on the tips.
I've only shaved "down there" once since lo was born. It looks like the 70's and grosses me out...no wonder I don't get excited about the sexy time.
This is me exactly. Plus, I just shaved my legs today for the first time in a month. The only reason I did it was because I was incredibly embarrassed at the er yesterday when I had to get an ultrasound on my hairy leg. If it wasn't an old woman who could relate, I would have died.
@maritza707 I shaved my legs about a week ago. They were so hairy I could feel the wind blowing the hair when I walked. Thankfully my leg hair is blonde so you cant really see it...but still. :-S
@BlondiaBia21 I did the same thing a month ago. Except, I was just really lazy and didn't want to leave the house. I used the diapers as pads for 3 days.
I can't even get a pedi because I have an infected blister on my right big toe and it won't go away. My prescription ointment isn't even helping! And, it's the stuff the use for MRSA! I have to go back to my doctor to get a referral to see a specialist. For a blister. FML.
I have had the WORST gas ever the last 3 days. And it hurts my stomach not to let it go. But seriously..smells like burnt tires up in here
Ezra James 08/22/2013 Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies 07/03/2012 08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe or you're all the way grown, my promise to you is you're never alone. You are my angel, my darling, my star...and my love will find you, wherever you are."
My dog has had diarrhea for about 24 hrs. His poor butthole is inflamed. So I've been using tucks pads on him. I think the only butthole I haven't cleaned today is DH's. At least not yet.
I realize that this is super inappropriate, but you have to admit it's pretty funny. Besides, it is tmi Tuesday and I have sense of humour of a 15 year old boy
Re: TMI Tuesday
While we're on the topic. My periods have been insanely heavy since having lo. I cramped for a week before this one started and I seem to be changing tampons every 2-3 hours. That's pretty heavy for me. Wth is up with that?
I've only shaved "down there" once since lo was born. It looks like the 70's and grosses me out...no wonder I don't get excited about the sexy time.
Pregnant? ;-)
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
That or dying from a stomach bug
OK
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
My own personal tmi: I guess the skin in my butt crack ripped a little when I was giving birth. I now have this little paper cut type deal that re-tears if I sit a certain way. Remember the purple butt crack line? Mine graduated to its elite form.
The worst.
Gas. I keep blaming it on the dog, but I think MH is on to me.
Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies
07/03/2012
08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe
or you're all the way grown,
my promise to you
is you're never alone.
You are my angel, my darling,
my star...and my love will find you,
wherever you are."
I realize that this is super inappropriate, but you have to admit it's pretty funny. Besides, it is tmi Tuesday and I have sense of humour of a 15 year old boy
In other words, sorry if it offends you