I think I just heard my son from inside my tummy? update

mrscrcalli · December 2013

My baby is always "moaning" when he's hungry

RocksInTheWater · December 2013

My baby just requested a roast beef sandwich and curly fries from Arby's. weird.

jennypenny1014 · December 2013

pineconey said:

anyone else notice that it's the people who almost NEVER post who are accusing us of being mean?

hey guyz- if you want rainbows, puppies, and unicorns for all of your asinine queries, there are other websites to use.

Yea, like BabyGaga...

RocksInTheWater · December 2013

MadBloom said:
Why is everyone being so mean?

Sigh. When will people realize that ridiculous posts are going to be met with blunt and sarcastic responses? If you don't like it, move along.

NYJodway · December 2013

Really, with the meanness accusations? Good grief.

If I say something crazy, would I rather a bunch of internet strangers tell me I'm being nuts with hilarious gifs and videos, or would I rather they say, "Oh, that is interesting," spare my feelings, and leave me to repeat the crazy thought to someone in real life, face to face, that I might actually have to see again?

Option number one sounds WAY better to me.

JanMommy2under2 · December 2013

I found it funny...my husband got a laugh out of it too...But that doesn't mean that I don't tell my husband the baby told me he wanted a chocolate mint milkshake, because sometimes, the baby does have specific requests...;)

abbeylanecb · December 2013

I keep laughing about this. I'm so happy this was posted

bootsiebabe · December 2013

I think you've mistaken your baby for a fart. It's cool. I blame farts on my baby all the time.

pineconey · December 2013

DH's stomach just made a crazy noise from across the room. Maybe his baby was moaning too?

Lindsay808 · December 2013

bootsiebabe said:

I think you've mistaken your baby for a fart. It's cool. I blame farts on my baby all the time.

Hahahahah

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pleasantsarg · December 2013

angel4cind said:
However, I am pretty sure you all didn't have to be so sarcastic, condescending and rude back to me. Maybe I am being sensitive, but oh well Wish I could delete...

I agree, I don't think people should be rude. It is easy enough to say 'hey, this isn't likely...'.

snmetz7 · December 2013

pleasantsarg said:

angel4cind said:
However, I am pretty sure you all didn't have to be so sarcastic, condescending and rude back to me. Maybe I am being sensitive, but oh well Wish I could delete...

I agree, I don't think people should be rude. It is easy enough to say 'hey, this isn't likely...'.

It's not unlikely it's impossible.

jennypenny1014 · December 2013

angel4cind said:

Note to self: Yeah.... so as a FTM I had a momentary lapse of judgement and didn't think about all the "science" behind it when I was posting earlier. However, I am pretty sure you all didn't have to be so sarcastic, condescending and rude back to me. Maybe I am being sensitive, but oh well Wish I could delete...

Oh honey, seriously?? You're on TB. Snark and sarcasm are the official languages of these boards, and should be expected.

Perhaps BabyGaga is better suited to your need for puppies and rainbows.

pineconey · December 2013

Let's give all of these white knights a hand.
=D>

pineconey · December 2013

@hdmiller uhhh the flag button =\= a dislike button. Nothing OP said is flaggable.

jennypenny1014 · December 2013

pineconey said:

@hdmiller uhhh the flag button =\= a dislike button. Nothing OP said is flaggable.

This! WTF?!

MamaFantastic · December 2013

pleasantsarg said:
I agree, I don't think people should be rude. It is easy enough to say 'hey, this isn't likely...'.

as snmetz said, it's not that it's unlikely, it's that it is an utter medical impossibility due to the absence of air in the uterus. in no way, shape or form could this ever happen, EVER. and furthermore, it begs for heavy mockery.

if someone came here and said "i could swear pregnancy has caused me to start sprouting french fries from my scalp instead of hair" nobody would say "hey, this isn't likely..."

....we would ask you to pass the ketchup

BA DUM CHING!!!

mrscrcalli · December 2013

Hold on... There's an update to this??? [-O<

Eta: the update. OP Your feelings shouldn't be hurt cause it wasn't a comment anyone could actually take seriously. If you posted something and you needed support, I think the board has shown many times over how we hand that out with care and sincerity.. But this... Come on. See where we are coming from? Science.

MamaFantastic · December 2013

calli, she just added it to the original first post. it's copied below and i glynnified it for you

"Note to self: Yeah.... so as a FTM I had a momentary lapse of judgement and didn't think about all the "science" behind it when I was posting earlier. However, I am pretty sure you all didn't have to be so sarcastic, condescending and rude back to me. Maybe I am being sensitive, but oh well Wish I could delete..."

Lazerlulu · December 2013

Man, what a bunch of assholes.

Mamamonzo · December 2013

Again...who are these random people!?!? If any of them actually participated in our board they wouldn't be shocked by these responses. [-(

edoliesmom · December 2013

Mamamonzo said:
Again...who are these random people!?!? If any of them actually participated in our board they wouldn't be shocked by these responses. [-(

I meeean... I participate very regularly, and though I'm not surprised by some
of the responses, I am, however, like, "Dang... Can't this chick catch a break?" I don't think anyone was rude necessarily, but I think she was ridiculed. Yes, it was a pretty ridiculous question, one out of a million that should definitely be Googled first instead of being asked here, but we all have our moments. I was about 18 or so before my cousin had to explain to me that airbags deploy on impact and NOT when your head meets the steering wheel. I seriously thought that. /:) He laughed at me and was like, "What would it help if your head had to hit it before it came out!?!" but he didn't think I was an idiot thankfully. lol

KatieGummow · December 2013

In 2nd grade I forgot how to spell "door." Smh..

KatieGummow · December 2013

@dani+california It was that embarrassing! Such a simple word. Dor or door? I will never forget it again

Mrs.Kohalic17 · December 2013

@KatieGummow at our spelling bee in the 5th grade my word was Route. They even gave an example like Route 66. I totally choked and spelled it "rought" that's not even a real word!!!! $:\$ ">

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KatieGummow · December 2013

@mrs.kohalic17, hahaha, thank you so much for sharing

I feel better, what a cute story.

MamaFantastic · December 2013

dani+california said:

I used to think Europe was a country...*hangs head in shame*

i've said it before here, but it bears repeating in the moment: i think i was 25 years old before i realized england was an island.

mrscrcalli · December 2013

MamaFantastic said:

dani+california said:

I used to think Europe was a country...*hangs head in shame*

i've said it before here, but it bears repeating in the moment: i think i was 25 years old before i realized england was an island.

England is an island? :-?

katieharpiceland · December 2013

Someone asked me the last time I was home in Atlanta, "What county is Iceland in?" Nope, not a misspell. They asked what COUNTY, like within the state of Georgia. This person was well over 40. That, and my all time favorite, "Iceland, don't we own them?" I've heard that more than once! People say stupid shit all the time.

However, this post was in a different category.

seannasmommy16 · December 2013

I just wanna say... I was 15 with my first baby and I never once thought this..
Your a grown women, don't ask a question that you know darn good and well is IMPOSSIBLE. People aren't being rude, it's called sarcasm. Also your on a Internet forum what did you expect to hear?

mrscrcalli · December 2013

I just had to Google England, literally had no idea it was an island. I've traveled abroad, and attended grade school. I should know this stuff!

avidkeo · December 2013

mrscrcalli said:

I just had to Google England, literally had no idea it was an island. I've traveled abroad, and attended grade school. I should know this stuff!

Don't worry, most Americans are like that. Most people (thinking English people here, not sure about Americans....) don't realise New Zealand is an island as well - they assume we are attached to Australia (like mexico I guess!)

Twiggymommy · December 2013

To this day I have to sing "this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s to spell bananas... Yes I did sing it 3 times in my head lol.

Same goes for respect.

NYJodway · December 2013

I always thought hippos were sweet, mellow animals until I found out that they kill people in Africa pretty frequently. I didn't learn that until I was in my twenties.

Medic99 · December 2013

I wish my baby would moan. It is his singing of I am Henry the VIII at 3:00 am that I find quite shocking. I think I have watched the movie Ghost too many times this pregnancy.

amhah09 · December 2013

I'm not above giving people the benefit of the doubt over ridiculous thoughts. If this had been said in person, OP would have definitely gotten a side eye until she realized how ridiculous it sounded. When you're on the Internet and you can type out a thought, it's a little different. It's not opening your mouth and speaking before you realize how silly it was.

amhah09 · December 2013

dani+california said:
Holy hell 4 pages later and we're still beating this dead horse?!

Someone start a flu shot thread, please. Dayum

I feel like marijuana would be more effective. I got the flu shot a couple years and still got the flu. So I just smoke pot now and I haven't gotten the flu yet.

amhah09 · December 2013

^^^ totally sarcastic, by the way. I'm pro-flu shot all the way.

Medic99 · December 2013

Smoking pot fixes everything from shrinking baby brain all the way to talking babies in utero. It is amaze-balls!!

Medic99 · December 2013

I guess some view people saying off the wall things as being more taboo/crazy/horrible than smoking pot while pregnant? I must have somehow missed the pot while pregnant thread. That sounds like a gem.

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