April 2014 Moms

WTF?

And I thought I heard it all...

Re: WTF?

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  • I told my dad it was immaculate conception. He didn't buy it either
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  • Reminds me of a Halldor Laxness novel. 
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  • Not surprising at all.  You wouldn't believe how many teenage girls I've worked with who got STD's even though they claim they hadn't had sex.  Well, ya did, because it's kind of in the title. 
  • And just when I start to think Law and Order has gone beyond realistic again...almost the same info ends up in this article. Oye!
  • Wow....just wow. This is up there with the lady who gave birth to a black baby while her and her husband were white. They claimed she got pregnant from watching a porno. People be crazy!!
    I remember this. She claimed the 3D action caused her pregnancy. 8-}
  • Yup that is the one!! I mean come on people!!
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  • I've caught a lot of immaculate conceptions in the ER over the years...
  • Medic99 said:

    Wow....just wow. This is up there with the lady who gave birth to a black baby while her and her husband were white. They claimed she got pregnant from watching a porno. People be crazy!!

    I remember this. She claimed the 3D action caused her pregnancy. 8-}

    But the 3D was so life like!!! Hahaha absolutely ridiculous.
  • I have heard it's POSSIBLE to conceive through anal sex. Apparently the semen CAN "leak" out and in very rare cases end in pregnancy

    also a lot of girls I knew that took the virginity pledge (yay catholic school!) did have a LOT of anal/oral sex so they could remain "pure" .

    I'm not saying that most of these girls are telling the truth but there may be a very small percentage that are. If you consider ONLY vaginal intercourse as "loosing your virginity"
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  • uhhh..  %-( haha

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  • I'm just saying what I remember from sex ed. Don't shoot the messenger
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  • Maybe these snowflakes poop out of their vag....

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  • Just when I think I've figured it all out, I learn that my asshole can leak to my vag and knock me up. That's just fabulous. What the fuck! I think that's a poor excuse for the "purest" of the skanks to be able to sleep at night! Holy hell.
  • All I can say is wow
  • Wow. Sex ed in American schools is amazingly good. They teach y'all about magic tricks!
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  • Haha I just love the first comment on the picture. Said it perfectly: "yeah right! only once in history has this happened, you need an education"- ha all i can think is maybe their parents were all too embarrassed to tell these women/girls how you actually get pregnant...
  • Going out on a limb here, but I'm assuming by leakage you mean out of the anus and then a transferrance to the vaginal opening and the swimmers going on their trek from there. Highly unlikely, but I guess not totally impossible in the realm of theory.

    The vag alone is a pretty hostile trip without having to ooze your way out of an ass and trickle your way into another hole. The same could be said for any act of transferrance without full vaginal penetration.

    That is what I meant and I also said that it's HIGHLY unlikely but it could happen.
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  • Wow. Sex ed in American schools is amazingly good. They teach y'all about magic tricks!

    I went to an all girl catholic school... I'm sure public schools have better sex ed.
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  • I do know someone who conceived without full penetration, likely from proximity to pre-ejaculate from her partner. Immaculate? Not quite. The lack of sufficient sex education, as well as education in general anatomy and biology, in our schools is tragic.
  • I do know someone who conceived without full penetration, likely from proximity to pre-ejaculate from her partner. Immaculate? Not quite. The lack of sufficient sex education, as well as education in general anatomy and biology, in our schools is tragic.
    This happened to my BFF. They were just fooling around, but apparently his pre-ejaculate got a little too close and she ended up pregnant again. (She had 6 MCs before discovering the cause and now has 2 beautiful girls...this particular one was one of the 6.) It's certainly possible...though proof of why you should never just let a guy "lemme put the head in..." without protection if you're not prepared for the consequences.
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  • Wow. Sex ed in American schools is amazingly good. They teach y'all about magic tricks!

    I went to an all girl catholic school... I'm sure public schools have better sex ed.
    No. I disagree. Sex Ed was a joke.
  • I was that lucky student who's mother the nurse volunteered to give the talk...my mother is graphic.
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