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KellersPrag · December 2013

If you were on a menu, what would the meal be?

PenelopePond · December 2013

Some of the things @hmp1 says really surprises me. I'm not sure why. Surprise as in she's more awesome than I thought she was.

KellersPrag · December 2013

Good one, @IndigoVader!

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

Getting so close to 1000!

If there was one thing in your daily life that you could, from now on, have someone do for you, what would it be?

KellersPrag · December 2013

@Holly_1007 If you could be reincarnated (whether or not you believe in that) as an animal, which would you pick and why?

Yes, I am starting to creep on people loving posts in this thread.

Holly_1007 · December 2013

If I could I would bitch out my dh's ex. But that isn't surprising. If I could kick anyone out of my family it would be my step grandmother. Dh in uniform is pretty damn sexy I have eaten chocolate covered ants before. Omg, awful formatting, sorry!!

Holly_1007 · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

@Holly_1007 If you could be reincarnated (whether or not you believe in that) as an animal, which would you pick and why?

Yes, I am starting to creep on people loving posts in this thread.

I would be a wild horse. Why. Duh. I love horses and would want to be free to run with few cares in the world

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

BunkinMama said:

BeebopandBuddy said:

Getting so close to 1000!
If there was one thing in your daily life that you could, from now on, have someone do for you, what would it be?

The dishes!

Me too, no question.

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

Holly_1007 said:

If I could I would bitch out my dh's ex. But that isn't surprising. If I could kick anyone out of my family it would be my step grandmother. Dh in uniform is pretty damn sexy I have eaten chocolate covered ants before. Omg, awful formatting, sorry!!

I would bitch out my DH's ex too. Not IRL though, she has like 100 lbs. on me. Not to mention being BSC.

KellersPrag · December 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

Getting so close to 1000!
If there was one thing in your daily life that you could, from now on, have someone do for you, what would it be?

I'd say cleaning, but I hate the "typical and expected" answers. I like specific things that aren't the norm, because everyone knows you want the norm.

Brush my teeth for me. I'm a dental hygiene freak, but it takes so much time. haha

hmp1 · December 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

Getting so close to 1000!
If there was one thing in your daily life that you could, from now on, have someone do for you, what would it be?

Change all the diapers. I would be a happy girl to never change a diaper again.

willy_gert · December 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

Getting so close to 1000!
If there was one thing in your daily life that you could, from now on, have someone do for you, what would it be?

Daily clean my house!

KellersPrag · December 2013

BunkinMama said:

For anyone

Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother in the next 10 years?

From what I know of, and can remember about, my mom, yes. I already do see a lot of her in myself, like from when I watch some old home movies.

hmp1 · December 2013

BunkinMama said:

For anyone

Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother in the next 10 years?

That's tough. I would say yes in a way and no in a way. I already think I am a lot like my mom for the most part. But she has a 50's housewife mentality when it comes to my dad that I will never be like.

willy_gert · December 2013

I would also want someone to have my GD periods for me! Necessary but SOOOOO ANNOYING!

I don't know if I would be happy being exactly like my mom. I think my mom is a great woman and I am like her in many ways, but there are other areas where I choose to disagree silently with her. I also have no desire to be a divorced single mother of three anytime soon.

BarefootContessa · December 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

Getting so close to 1000!
If there was one thing in your daily life that you could, from now on, have someone do for you, what would it be?

clean my house.

MarisaKathleen · December 2013

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

I remember once my DH wore his dress blues out when we went to a wedding. We actually had sex in a coat room at the wedding. He was so hot it was just ridiculous.

PenelopePond · December 2013

I'd want to be a bird so I could fly. So cliche.

hmp1 · December 2013

Boom

AlinnJo · December 2013

My mom is a great person. I wouldn't mind being like her in 10 years.

hmp1 · December 2013

How is this still going? I guess threads don't lock at 1000 anymore.

KellersPrag · December 2013

MarisaKathleen said:

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

I remember once my DH wore his dress blues out when we went to a wedding. We actually had sex in a coat room at the wedding. He was so hot it was just ridiculous.

Oh yeah. My submariner ex in dress blues was HOT.

Holly_1007 · December 2013

MarisaKathleen said:

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

I remember once my DH wore his dress blues out when we went to a wedding. We actually had sex in a coat room at the wedding. He was so hot it was just ridiculous.

Dh doesn't fit in his dress blues anymore. I wanted him to wear them for our wedding

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

My mom has some mental issues and is just about 100% dependent on my dad so, in that respect, no, I wouldn't be happy.

However, on the other hand, she spends much of her time shopping and drinking wine, has cleaning ladies, all the money she needs and no responsibilities, so maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

KellersPrag · December 2013

@JAM828What has been the scariest moment of your life so far?

PenelopePond · December 2013

I'd never want to be like my mom. She was a horrible, lazy mother who had a temper and physically/verbally abused us. She cheated on my dad a lot. Now she's just embarrassingly cheap, wears clothes two sizes too small, and invites drama into her life like a high schooler. She's okay, but I'm so happy I live far away.

AlinnJo · December 2013

In another life, I would want a guy that wears a uniform. Totally hot.

redneckmomma25 · December 2013

I love my H in his uniforms.

I would not be happy with turning out like my mom.

I would be so happy if I never had to clean again.

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

BunkinMama said:

JAM828 said:

This thread is insane. I keep wanting to jump in, but figured it was too late. Yet it just keeps going! Haha.

Do it!

If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless would you let a family of strangers stay with you?

Yes, I would. DH may not be on board though.

KellersPrag · December 2013

hmp1 said:

How is this still going? I guess threads don't lock at 1000 anymore.

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We did this a few months ago with GIFs. They don't lock at all, from what I understand.

KellersPrag · December 2013

Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

Note how this is different from the earlier question!

Holly_1007 · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

Note how this is different from the earlier question!

I meant to post this story earlier and I forgot. I once walked into the restroom at a gas station and there was a woman leaning back on the toilet masturbating. She forgot lock the door. I will never get that image out of my head. Awful. I mean, you really had to get off that bad that you are in a gas station restroom. Gag.

melody921 · December 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

Getting so close to 1000!
If there was one thing in your daily life that you could, from now on, have someone do for you, what would it be?

I want someone to schlep things. I feel like I always have a zillion bags between my stuff, the kids' stuff, shopping this time of year, etc. So a sherpa would be lovely.

KellersPrag · December 2013

JAM828 said:

KellersPrag said:

@JAM828What has been the scariest moment of your life so far?

Hmmm.. Probably going to see my grandpa just before he passed away. He was not in a normal human state when I saw him and it was absolutely terrifying seeing what he was going through I'm still glad I saw him, but man was it horrible.

I'm sorry.

Holly_1007 · December 2013

I meant to post this embarrassing sex story earlier too. I think I have mentioned that I have a piercing *ahem* down there. The first time a guy went down on me after I had it done, it came out. He had to turn all the lights on and try to get it back in for me. He succeeded after a few minutes. But it was so awkward.

tyrannasaurusjess · December 2013

BunkinMama said:

For anyone

Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother in the next 10 years?

An older version of her, yes. Current version, no. Not at all. I love my mom dearly, but gawd no.

melody921 · December 2013

Holly_1007 said:

KellersPrag said:

Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

Note how this is different from the earlier question!

I meant to post this story earlier and I forgot. I once walked into the restroom at a gas station and there was a woman leaning back on the toilet masturbating. She forgot lock the door. I will never get that image out of my head. Awful. I mean, you really had to get off that bad that you are in a gas station restroom. Gag.

This is a repulsive image.

To the original question, no I have never been caught doing either.

KellersPrag · December 2013

Holly_1007 said:

I meant to post this embarrassing sex story earlier too. I think I have mentioned that I have a piercing *ahem* down there. The first time a guy went down on me after I had it done, it came out. He had to turn all the lights on and try to get it back in for me. He succeeded after a few minutes. But it was so awkward.

That's fantastic.

KellersPrag · December 2013

This thread has ten thousand views. Holy crap.

PenelopePond · December 2013

I never caught someone having sex. I'm pretty sure my German exchange student was masturbating one night while she was staying with us. My sister and I shared a room. The exchange student was in my sister's bed. It was weird.

My first boyfriend's mom caught us in bed naked. We had already had sex. She flipped out. I didn't go to his house for months.

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