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willy_gert · December 2013

jessk86 said:

willy_gert said:

Worst Christmas Present EVER was from DH the second year we were dating and first Christmas we were engaged. The year before he had given me a digital camera which was AMAZING. This particular year, he went to Walmart and got me dark chocolate (I hate dark chocolate), face wash (Who wants Facewash from their SO), a watch ( I can't wear them, they make me physically ill), and a summer sausage. Yeah, worst Christmas ever!

weirdest assortment of gifts ever. Did he explain why he got each thing?

No, his explanation was I went to Walmart to get you a Christmas gift and this was all I could find. He was in paramedic school and had his head up his ass. It wasn't a pretty aftermath, but whatevs. He has gotten better, although there was that one year he got me a pink tool box with pink tools......

miss50 · December 2013

Has anyone ever turned in a criminal?

MRoxy0628 · December 2013

willy_gert said:

Truth:

If there were no consequences who would you bitch out and why?

A coworker. She can be nice, but also nasty. I know that if I did bitch her out my work life would be awful though.

KellersPrag · December 2013

yogitea01 said:

KellersPrag said:

I'm starting to have a difficult time coming up with new, unrepeated questions!

1. Worst Christmas present you every received?
2. what's the weirdest thing you've eaten?

Hmm. Weirdest thing I've eaten would have to be escargot. Not weird really, but I know it's not exactly a common dish for most people.

Worst Christmas present? I really can't think of one!

hmp1 · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

What would you honestly do if you found a wallet simply containing $1,000 in the street?

I would try my hardest to find the owner by checking in stores to let them know if anyone comes looking for it to call me. Then I would end up asking the police what to do with it. Not really sure what they would tell me. If they tell me to bring it in and someone at the police station takes it, so be it. They needed that money more than me.

KellersPrag · December 2013

willy_gert said:

Truth:

What is something you have done that you would be mortified if your parent's found out about?

I don't think there's anything that I can't share with my dad. Lame, I know.

PenelopePond · December 2013

Worst Christmas present ever. Besides the nothing that DH has gotten me a couple times, I would say the giant underwear my grandmother use to buy me. I know she was trying to be helpful, but they were always way too big and went up to my nonexistent boobs.

The weirdest thing I've eaten was squirrel. Blech. My ex boyfriend's family had it. They didn't tell me what it was until after.

hmp1 · December 2013

miss50 said:

One day, money no object... I would fly all you bitches here in the morning. Host a fabulous luncheon, get you drunk, and fly you back home that night.
Damn @hmp1 you don't even like us enough to keep us around the weekend?

I don't want THT peeing in my yard.

PenelopePond · December 2013

I don't think I've done anything that would mortify my parents. They both have never really seemed to care what I did/do.

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

OMG! This is the thread that never ends!

KellersPrag · December 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

OMG! This is the thread that never ends!

@Beebopandbuddy Have you ever caught anyone masturbating or having sex?

KellersPrag · December 2013

@PenelopePond Tell me the dirtiest joke you know.

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

BeebopandBuddy said:

OMG! This is the thread that never ends!

@Beebopandbuddy Have you ever caught anyone masturbating or having sex?

I don't think I've ever caught anyone masturbating. The only people I have caught having sex was my parents when I was a kid, but I have deeply repressed that.

KellersPrag · December 2013

IndigoVader said:

PenelopePond said:

****Dammit****
Was it gross before or after you knew what it was?
The grossiest thing to me, was octopus. It tasted like fried bologna and had the texture of what I would imagine a leather shoe would.

GASP. Octopus and squid are delicious.

PenelopePond · December 2013

IndigoVader said:

PenelopePond said:

****Dammit****
Was it gross before or after you knew what it was?
The grossiest thing to me, was octopus. It tasted like fried bologna and had the texture of what I would imagine a leather shoe would.

It was really, really dry and had almost a metallic chicken taste. I didn't like it before I knew what it was, and I was a little pissed when I found out. They thought it was hilarious, but they all liked it.

KellersPrag · December 2013

Who would you kick out of your family, and why?

kdsmith43 · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

Who would you kick out of your family, and why?

My step sister. Because she is a w h o r e. I wish I could C&P her latest pictures on FB.

tyrannasaurusjess · December 2013

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

KellersPrag · December 2013

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

Hmm... like I said yesterday, I just want him in a suit.

But for an actual profession? Mechanic, or rockstar! He is already typically dressed as a "rockstar" because of his band anyway. haha. I just like the sweaty, raw and dirty, kind of deal.

PenelopePond · December 2013

Haha. I had to google to find a dirty joke. Also, my sense of humor sucks. This may not be funny.

I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."

KellersPrag · December 2013

PenelopePond said:

Haha. I had to google to find a dirty joke. Also, my sense of humor sucks. This may not be funny.

I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."

I like it! haha

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

yogitea01 said:

KellersPrag said:

BeebopandBuddy said:

OMG! This is the thread that never ends!

@Beebopandbuddy Have you ever caught anyone masturbating or having sex?

I walked in on my parents.

Glad I'm not the only one. Yuck.

noloveintennis · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

Who would you kick out of your family, and why?

if I had to kick someone out it would be my brother. He's very "black and white, no shades of grey". He's also very judgmental of those of us who aren't that way. (The rest of the daily, lol). He also is one of "those" Christians. He went to one church who preached against Halloween, and all of a sudden halloween is evil. He goes to a different church that says the Earth is only 5,000 years old and now he believes that, (Not saying people's beliefs are cuckoo, but it's how he latches on to things that weirdos me out.) and tries to get the rest of us on board. (I hope this doesn't come across as douchey, I am a Christian too)

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

I bought my husband a tool belt because the worker/construction thing turns me on.

hmp1 · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

Who would you kick out of your family, and why?

My soon to be exSIL. That was easy though because my brother is doing that for us. She cheated on him a couple of times.

BeebopandBuddy · December 2013

I would kick my brother out. He's barely in anyway. He only shows up if we beg him or if my parents have money for him and even then, we practicially have to beg him to come. My kids don't know him and he is just more of a stressor than a family member.

Flamingemu · December 2013

I finally thought of who I would bitch out with no consequences. My step-GM. She is so condescending and passive aggressive. My grandfather just tunes her out and expects the rest of us to deal with her.

She is a little cuckoo sometimes too. 2 years ago at Christmas she baked like 10 different kinds of cookies, dozens of each, and had them all on display plates in the house. They had no intended purporse (gifts, parties, etc), yet when you took one to eat she would yell at you. Seriously lady, what else should we do with the cookies, admire them?

tyrannasaurusjess · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

Hmm... like I said yesterday, I just want him in a suit.

I just like the sweaty, raw and dirty, kind of deal.

This is me too for sure!

melody921 · December 2013

willy_gert said:

Worst Christmas Present EVER was from DH the second year we were dating and first Christmas we were engaged. The year before he had given me a digital camera which was AMAZING. This particular year, he went to Walmart and got me dark chocolate (I hate dark chocolate), face wash (Who wants Facewash from their SO), a watch ( I can't wear them, they make me physically ill), and a summer sausage. Yeah, worst Christmas ever!

WTF on so many levels, but especially the sausage.

KellersPrag · December 2013

Have you ever lost or completely broken a shoe while out in public?

KellersPrag · December 2013

If you were on a menu, what would the meal be?

melody921 · December 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

KellersPrag said:

BeebopandBuddy said:

OMG! This is the thread that never ends!

@Beebopandbuddy Have you ever caught anyone masturbating or having sex?

I don't think I've ever caught anyone masturbating. The only people I have caught having sex was my parents when I was a kid, but I have deeply repressed that.

Same

Flamingemu · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

Have you ever lost or completely broken a shoe while out in public?

Twice! I have broken two heals in my office building's courtyard and swore really loud both times. It is a good thing I keep several pair at my desk.

melody921 · December 2013

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

police officer

melody921 · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

Have you ever lost or completely broken a shoe while out in public?

I had the entire bottom of a wedge sandal come off once.

melody921 · December 2013

PenelopePond said:

IndigoVader said:

PenelopePond said:

****Dammit****
Was it gross before or after you knew what it was?
The grossiest thing to me, was octopus. It tasted like fried bologna and had the texture of what I would imagine a leather shoe would.

It was really, really dry and had almost a metallic chicken taste. I didn't like it before I knew what it was, and I was a little pissed when I found out. They thought it was hilarious, but they all liked it.

When I lived in the middle of nowhere, I encountered some squirrel eaters who thought I was the weird one for not eating rodent. Uh, no.

tyrannasaurusjess · December 2013

KellersPrag said:
Have you ever lost or completely broken a shoe while out in public?

Yes, in NYC. We were hurrying through downtown to get to the subway and my flip flop broke. I'd had to hold it on with my toes clenched to it and my foot touched the street a lot. It was a last minute day trip so I didn't have any other shoes with me, though we randomly had dental floss so when we got to JFK I rigged it up with the floss. H still talks about how crafty I am because of that

hmp1 · December 2013

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

Good one!

Fighter pilot. The short hair, ray bans, nut hugging jump suit

KellersPrag · December 2013

hmp1 said:

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

Good one!

Fighter pilot. The short hair, ray bans, nut hugging jump suit

Dying at nut hugging jumpsuit.

willy_gert · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

hmp1 said:

jessk86 said:

For anyone, what is your ultimate occupation sex fantasy. That is, what 'profession' would you want your husband to dress up as and do the damn thang? Or I guess if you'd rather be doing the dressing up, that's fine too...

Good one!

Fighter pilot. The short hair, ray bans, nut hugging jump suit

Dying at nut hugging jumpsuit.

I don't know about you but it made me check out his nuts!

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