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PenelopePond · December 2013

For anyone: what's the least vanilla thing you do in the bedroom?

How old were you when you saw a penis in person? (A grown up penis, so growing up with brothers doesn't count (dear lord I hope I'm not the only one who saw my brother's penis when I was little))

What would you find most attractive on a female?

KellersPrag · December 2013

Be back in AM. Char needs me.

I kind of hope this continues.

PenelopePond · December 2013

KellersPrag said:
Be back in AM. Char needs me.

I kind of hope this continues.

Aww. Poor Char

. I hope she feels better soon!

OceanLover26 · December 2013

Some truths:
I started my period a few days before my first day of high school so I was a raging hormonal biotch for that first entire week.

My embarrassing sex story isn't really about me having sex, but rather learning about it. In 9th grade I was in calligraphy or some art-like class and my friend was explaining how girls get their tongues pierced to make getting head better for guys, and that she had a friend that did it. I was like "giving head?" and she explained it to me. I was completely stunned from that conversation thinking "they'd suck on THAT?" haha, sheltered much?

tinyhumantoe · December 2013

Least vanilla: crazy drunk sex, doggy style, sometimes I accidentally give hickies. OH! We were wasted and I got DH to do me in the back yard. Ha

Penis: hmm... IRL 15 or 16

Female: soft lips and skin

tinyhumantoe · December 2013

Something you've never told DH?

OceanLover26 · December 2013

PenelopePond said:

Be back in AM. Char needs me. I kind of hope this continues.
Aww. Poor Char . I hope she feels better soon!

I hope she feels better, too!

tinyhumantoe · December 2013

Sorry @kellersprag

PenelopePond · December 2013

tinyhumantoe said:
Something you've never told DH?

That's he's gotten fat. He knows he's gained weight, and I don't want to make him feel bad.

danabsd · December 2013

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12201469/omfg?new=1

Nicely done.

OceanLover26 · December 2013

Something you've never told DH?

I have thought and thought about this question...I don't think I have ever told him when I lost my virginity.

willy_gert · December 2013

tinyhumantoe said:

Something you've never told DH?

That I watch p o r n without him.

tinyhumantoe · December 2013

I'll never tell him about the book(s) an ex wrote about me. It's very sexual and not representative of our past...plus the writing is fucking terrible. I always hated his writing, ha! It's on my bookshelf, with a message on the inside panel. The ex sent it to my work address after he saw a newspaper article I was in and looked up the company addy; I had gone incognito after dating him.

tinyhumantoe · December 2013

BunkinMama said:

tinyhumantoe said:

Something you've never told DH?

I have never told DH about the famous guys who star in my sexual fantasies.

Ditto, though he reaps the benefits

miss50 · December 2013

@kellersprag I'll take one

tinyhumantoe · December 2013

willy_gert said:

tinyhumantoe said:

Something you've never told DH?

That I watch p o r n without him.

DH whispered to me..... I put your porn away so the direct tv guy didn't see it. UH..... I left a DVD out. Doh! Busted! I was so embarrassed. Oh, and DH doesn't know my HS ex bought that for me.

PenelopePond · December 2013

Afunky6 said:

PenelopePond said:

tinyhumantoe said:
Something you've never told DH?
That's he's gotten fat. He knows he's gained weight, and I don't want to make him feel bad.

I wish my DH had the same consideration for me....

Sorry @afunky

. I asked DH once if he thought I was fat. I thought I could handle the truth. It totally crushed me when he said yes. It really hurts hearing that. Especially someone that important to you.

PenelopePond · December 2013

BunkinMama said:
Truth for anyone

What re-occurring event stresses you out the most?

About two days after payday when 90% of the money is gone.

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miss50 · December 2013

@bunkinmama would you believe I have never been in a fight. I've put my hand around a girls throat and punched a guy who stole money from my locker. No retaliation ever. I'm actually a pussy. Just waiting for the day when someone makes fun of my kids name.

miss50 · December 2013

I lost my virginity in a camper. Prom night. In my driveway. My friends may or not sing "Rock the camper, rock rock the camper".

MeatballEsq · December 2013

BunkinMama said:

miss50 said:

@bunkinmama would you believe I have never been in a fight. I've put my hand around a girls throat and punched a guy who stole money from my locker. No retaliation ever. I'm actually a pussy. Just waiting for the day when someone makes fun of my kids name.

One move from you and they run away!

I was in one fight, at 14. Some girl thought I was taking away her friend (who is my cousin) she started after me at the fair with a plastic bat. I told her to knock it off, she didn't listen and hit me with the bat. Took the bat away from her and told her to fuck off. Turned around and she pulled my hair. Ding Ding Ding. It ended with her in the manure pile.

Psst. Your Ohio is showing

I can say that because I'm from Ohio too.

KellersPrag · December 2013

Thanks everyone for your concern for C! Pretty sure we'll be making our way to the doctor in the near future.

KellersPrag · December 2013

But anyway... are we still playing? haha

MeatballEsq · December 2013

KellersPrag said:
But anyway... are we still playing? haha

I'm game.

tyrannasaurusjess · December 2013

PenelopePond said:
For anyone: what's the least vanilla thing you do in the bedroom?

How old were you when you saw a penis in person? (A grown up penis, so growing up with brothers doesn't count (dear lord I hope I'm not the only one who saw my brother's penis when I was little))

What would you find most attractive on a female?

I'm up, and game to keep playing.

I think most of what we do is the opposite of vanilla. H would be embarrassed if I spilled details, but it's never boring!

Honestly, I don't know for sure when I saw my first not brother ween. Maybe 15 or 16?

On a woman, eyes/hair combo-- Adriana Lima is my ultimate female crush.

For anyone, (and I think I posed this to someone specific last night, but it's my fav question) if you woke up as a man, what would you spend your day doing?

noloveintennis · December 2013

jessk86 said:

For anyone: what's the least vanilla thing you do in the bedroom? How old were you when you saw a penis in person? (A grown up penis, so growing up with brothers doesn't count (dear lord I hope I'm not the only one who saw my brother's penis when I was little)) What would you find most attractive on a female?
I'm up, and game to keep playing. I think most of what we do is the opposite of vanilla. H would be embarrassed if I spilled details, but it's never boring! Honestly, I don't know for sure when I saw my first not brother ween. Maybe 15 or 16? On a woman, eyes/hair combo-- Adriana Lima is my ultimate female crush. For anyone, (and I think I posed this to someone specific last night, but it's my fav question) if you woke up as a man, what would you spend your day doing?

I would sit on the couch after work watching tv while my wife cooked, claiming I had a long day. I would pee alone, shower alone, be able to eat without a LO climbing all over me. Plus I would have sex to know how it feels.

noloveintennis · December 2013

I didn't play yesterday, but if anyone is still interested, I should have time today. I don't post a lot, so maybe this will get me joining in a little more, esp if things get personal, lol. I like truths.

willy_gert · December 2013

YAY for another day of playing. I think only two boards found us out yesterday, but we are way more into truths this go round!

KellersPrag · December 2013

MeatballEsq said:

But anyway... are we still playing? haha
I'm game.

If you could write a letter to yourself and send it back in time, what would it say and when would you send it back to?

KellersPrag · December 2013

noloveintennis said:

I didn't play yesterday, but if anyone is still interested, I should have time today. I don't post a lot, so maybe this will get me joining in a little more, esp if things get personal, lol. I like truths.

If you had a half hour to live, how would you spend the time?

MeatballEsq · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

MeatballEsq said:

KellersPrag said:
But anyway... are we still playing? haha
I'm game.

If you could write a letter to yourself and send it back in time, what would it say and when would you send it back to?

Nine years ago and I would've told myself that law school was a really stupid idea.

KellersPrag · December 2013

SpoofLeJones said:

I will play some more. Kellers, name a Bumpie you would go lez for.

Can I name more than one? @redneckmomma25 @johnjacobjingleheimer @linzeek44 @MelsaX

I'm creepy.

noloveintennis · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

noloveintennis said:

I didn't play yesterday, but if anyone is still interested, I should have time today. I don't post a lot, so maybe this will get me joining in a little more, esp if things get personal, lol. I like truths.

If you had a half hour to live, how would you spend the time?

. Telling DH how to take care of AJ the "right way", lol. I would take a few minutes to make a video for the kids as they grow up, and the rest hugging the kids and DH. ( thanks, I'm pms-ing and this thought made me cry) :-)

redneckmomma25 · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

SpoofLeJones said:

I will play some more.

Kellers, name a Bumpie you would go lez for.

Can I name more than one? @redneckmomma25 @johnjacobjingleheimer @linzeek44 @MelsaX

I'm creepy.

Aw! I am flattered.

Flamingemu · December 2013

Truth for anyone What re-occurring event stresses you out the most?
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Seeing my MIL. I feel like I have diahreah of the mouth every time I am around her and just can't help to say something mean when she is being dumb.

MRoxy0628 · December 2013

I'm here too.

Anyone can answer my question yesterday about if you have a mortal enemy or arch nemesis? If yes, who are they and why?

I do. She's a sorority sister of mine and my college boyfriend's cousin. She got involved in our relationship and contributed to the ending of it by lying and sharing information that she had no business sharing. I will dislike her forever because of it.

Flamingemu · December 2013

@bunkinmama would you believe I have never been in a fight. I've put my hand around a girls throat and punched a guy who stole money from my locker. No retaliation ever. I'm actually a pussy. Just waiting for the day when someone makes fun of my kids name.
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I am a fighter. Well, I was pre-L. I am a giant and kind of a bitch so women never want to fight me, just the men with them. Then DH steps in, who is also a giant, and gets mad at me because my mouth dragged him in to rescue me again. It is usually pretty funny to me or the friends we are with because DH is a gentle giant and sooo not a fighter. That said, the last time I was actually in a fight was like 19 or 20 and in college. I swear I really am an adult.

thebanich · December 2013

KellersPrag said:

MeatballEsq said:

But anyway... are we still playing? haha
I'm game.

If you could write a letter to yourself and send it back in time, what would it say and when would you send it back to?

I'm jumping on this one:

Dr 17 year old Banich. He is not worth killing yourself for. He is not worth your tears. Do not follow him to college. He is an asshole and will always be an asshole.

Much love,

26 year old banich

KellersPrag · December 2013

I'm going to be really sad if this thread dies now at 769 replies. Only 231 replies to get to 1k... come on guys!

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