It's already starting! MIL told DH and I that LO almost ended up with a bunny for Christmas. WTF? I was quick with my reply: "Well... Grammie almost ended up returning a bunny for Christmas".
WTF snow?! You are very pretty to look at but a total pain if I need to leave the house with LO. I must get to the grocery store today since I promised MIL I would bake some of "my" special cookies, and we leave for the ILs on Saturday morning, but I really don't want to dig out my car and bundle up LO just to buy cookie ingredients. Maybe DH will go when he's off work so that LO doesn't have to come...
Also, I know this is a popular one around here, but WTF 4 month wakeful/developmental leap? I just can't figure it out - first, LO took forever to go down for the night (for a month!) but once she was down, she only woke once in the MOTN. Now, she is going down very quickly and easily (within 15 minutes) but waking up multiple times overnight. I think I prefer this because rocking her for hours was frustrating and exhausting, but ask me again in a week when I've been getting up multiple times a night instead of just once. She likes to change it up on me!
This is rather silly but I'm posting it anyways...
WTF MIL? I'm so thankful that you come to my house to watch LO every Monday & Tuesday but why can't you put matching clothes on him?! I come home those days to find my baby wearing all sorts of mismatched clothing and she generally has him WAY over dressed!
It's cold here (for Florida!) but our house was warm (I monitor the heater via Nest) and she still had him in a onesie, a long sleeve shirt over the onesie, pants, a hat and socks.
Umm... A long sleeve onesie and leggings would have been fine...
Wtf ultrasound tech?! I'm pretty sure you were lying to me about requiring an internal ultrasound. Most.awkward.15.minutes.ever. If I won't let my husband in there I don't know how I feel about you sticking your magic goo wand up there. I feel abused.
WTF MIL I understand DS is your first grand baby, but no we're not going to spend ALL day Christmas at your house because you "want to spend the whole day with him because it's his first Christmas." Sorry, not gonna happen! We want our little family to start out own traditions.
This is rather silly but I'm posting it anyways...
WTF MIL? I'm so thankful that you come to my house to watch LO every Monday & Tuesday but why can't you put matching clothes on him?! I come home those days to find my baby wearing all sorts of mismatched clothing and she generally has him WAY over dressed!
It's cold here (for Florida!) but our house was warm (I monitor the heater via Nest) and she still had him in a onesie, a long sleeve shirt over the onesie, pants, a hat and socks.
Umm... A long sleeve onesie and leggings would have been fine...
What is it with MILs and clothing. My MIL is the exact opposite. I typically leave LO in her sleeper until after her morning nap and then change her. MIL doesn't get this; she leaves her in her sleeper all day, even if I lay out clothes. She also is scared of cloth diapers and changes her 1-2 times within 7-8 hours even if I give her a disposables option.
@lorjo2022. I feel you on that one. All holidays for us are going to be tough because DH is the only family that in laws have left after burned bridges and family members passing away. Unfortunately, we most likely won't ever visit my family on holidays. While I feel bad for them, I want to enjoy our little family too.
WTF SO. Don't you fucking huff and puff at me when I ask you to get up twice last night to change LO's diaper. Do you have any idea how long and much I've been up. Seriously dude. X(
@caz1221 I also need to to got the grocery store in this snow to get ingredients for cookies. I just keeping looking out the window hoping my car is magically cleaned off.
WTF DH's coworkers. Stop pressuring him to go for drinks after work. He actually wants to come home to see his family and LO. I am not guilting him.
WTF sickness. I had high hopes you would skip our house. Son's school nurse called, he had a temp of 102. So its off to the doctor we go. Praying it isn't the flu. UGH
WTF exhaustion! Lack of sleep finally caught up with me, and on Monday night, I was starting to feel sick. DH suggested I call out of work, which allowed me to both nap, and go to bed earlier. HE also said it was best to take today as well...giving me a 4 day weekend. I am starting to feel a bit better now. My 2 biggest pay weeks are coming, and we did not want to miss any pay
WTF cat! Stop eating my Christmas tree and knocking down ornaments. Thank goodness LO's special ornaments are wrapped around the tree branches
WTF kidney stones? My ppd is kicking my ass. I return back to work in two weeks and my anxiety about leaving LO is through the roof. Now I have to deal with you too. I don't want to spend my last few days with LO going to doctors, having tests ran and possibly surgery. It shatters my heart into a million pieces.
And WTF nurse in the ER? I know I have bad veins, but I kept telling you were hurting me. Now I have this to show for it.
Wtf chatty people! I just want I sit here and browse TB while I wait for my car to be washed. I know I have a super cute LO, I appreciate you telling me you agree...but I don't want to chit chat or hear about your grandchildren!
WTF MH?! Whyyyyyy oh, why did you have to play "what does the fox say" to LO?? Now she freaking loves it, and it makes her stop fussing immediately. I. Hate. That. Song.
WTF dog. Do not poop on the floor with no warning and then give me attitude when I scold you and put you in the kennel. You're 5. You're housebroken. What is this bs? Keep it up and you'll be on the street.
...anyone want a bulldog?
Ezra James 08/22/2013 Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies 07/03/2012 08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe or you're all the way grown, my promise to you is you're never alone. You are my angel, my darling, my star...and my love will find you, wherever you are."
Wtf guy in my training group who answers other people's questions?! No one is talking to you because 1- you're not the f'ing trainer and 2- you're a douche! Just shut up and let the person who actually works here, aka the trainer!, answer questions since she actually knows what to say! FFS!!
WTF LO, why did you have to spit up on me TWICE during your feeding today?!?! (FYI I go nurse him on my lunch break from work, so of course it was all over my work clothes!)
I wear a robe over my work clothes for this exact reason.
WTF dog. Do not poop on the floor with no warning and then give me attitude when I scold you and put you in the kennel. You're 5. You're housebroken. What is this bs? Keep it up and you'll be on the street.
...anyone want a bulldog?
I'll trade you for my attention hogging pug!!! LOL
@wjoyner08 - do you have a photo of your pug?! I have a 6 year old apricot pug that I completely adore. He does love attention (and food), but he has been an angel since LO arrived, just hanging on the couch or in the nursery with us. He's certified as a therapy dog, so nothing really phases him. I take him to a local nursing home for visits with the residents.
We had 2 pugs but our other one (7 year old fawn guy) passed away when LO was 12 days old. I miss him every day.
wtf sickness! How did you find us!! I quarantined my husband from the baby for two days and today he wakes up miserable. I am heart broken. And of course it's on a day my husband has to work 5am-midnight. Grrrr. I really hope we all feel better in the next day. So we can have fun this weekend! I hate this. On a positive note I'm not getting out of bed or out of pjs. Packing can suck it.
Re: WTF Wednesday?!
Also, I know this is a popular one around here, but WTF 4 month wakeful/developmental leap? I just can't figure it out - first, LO took forever to go down for the night (for a month!) but once she was down, she only woke once in the MOTN. Now, she is going down very quickly and easily (within 15 minutes) but waking up multiple times overnight. I think I prefer this because rocking her for hours was frustrating and exhausting, but ask me again in a week when I've been getting up multiple times a night instead of just once. She likes to change it up on me!
This is rather silly but I'm posting it anyways...
WTF MIL? I'm so thankful that you come to my house to watch LO every Monday & Tuesday but why can't you put matching clothes on him?! I come home those days to find my baby wearing all sorts of mismatched clothing and she generally has him WAY over dressed!
It's cold here (for Florida!) but our house was warm (I monitor the heater via Nest) and she still had him in a onesie, a long sleeve shirt over the onesie, pants, a hat and socks.
Umm... A long sleeve onesie and leggings would have been fine...
Baby C - 08.23.13
This was on a chick's FB page this morning, she has a 4yo.
WTF
WTF DH's coworkers. Stop pressuring him to go for drinks after work. He actually wants to come home to see his family and LO. I am not guilting him.
And WTF nurse in the ER? I know I have bad veins, but I kept telling you were hurting me. Now I have this to show for it.
WTF body, I want another BFP but instead you give me a raging AF. Not cool.
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
...anyone want a bulldog?
Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies
07/03/2012
08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe
or you're all the way grown,
my promise to you
is you're never alone.
You are my angel, my darling,
my star...and my love will find you,
wherever you are."
My dog does this all the time! Drives me nuts!
I need sleep. And coffee. And sleep. And coffee.
We had 2 pugs but our other one (7 year old fawn guy) passed away when LO was 12 days old. I miss him every day.