because I've got the golden ticket!
Did you play? What would you do with $636 million dollars?
And now I'm singing Jimmy Buffet's "If I had a million dollars" over and over...
For serious though, that's too much money for one person to have, so let's all promise to share, mmkay?
Re: NO need to play the Mega Millions
Then I would pee myself, because well, I just won a shit ton o' money!
Ditto the bolded. Also, I'd kiss my job goodbye and start working my way through the travel bucket list.
The only things I know for sure that I would do with a pile of money is pay off my sister's college loans and buy a house. And maybe an apartment complex, so we can live off the rent it generates.
We could go together, since you know, we are sharing and all. :P
DH would buy a big share of a pro sports team.
Nora - 10.26.12
Henry - 5.9.14
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
I'm pretty sure Buffet did it first and BL covered it, I do prefer the BL version though.
Eta: I'm wrong Barenaked Ladies wrote it, but Buffet covered it.
We would probably build on land outside of, but very close to Omaha (Gretna or Elkhorn). Eventually we would want a vacation home somewhere to be determined by our travels.
I asked DH what team and he's a fan of the underdog so he'd pick a garbage, smaller market baseball team. He thinks he's an expert and would easily rebuild it...
Nora - 10.26.12
Henry - 5.9.14
First, I'd buy my mom the house of her dreams and get her out of debt! I'd pay for my sons, nieces & nephews to go to college and live for free as long as grades stay up.
My DS, DH and I would get our favorite cars. I'd build my dream houses in the mountains, at the beach and one somewhere else fun to vacation. I'd get many assistants!
I'd research charities to find the most honest and give them a ton!
Then I would SHOP!
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
Nora - 10.26.12
Henry - 5.9.14
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
eta: and I'd help any M14 mommy with their legal stuff, pro bono
Nora - 10.26.12
Henry - 5.9.14
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
She won on the Wheel of Fortune slots, where you get to bonus spin, this was literally on April Fools Day in 2001. She's pretty lucky on slots, her advice is to stay on one slot.
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t know you. Stranger Danger.
P.S. This totally reminds me of the Friends episode when they played the lottery.
oh- and i'd get that freaking sakura bloom wrap i've been eying, a crap ton of adorable little moccs, and whatever else i wanted because, well, i'm rich! muahhahahahah.
.....ok.....back to work now.
I think the last time there was a huge lottery winning, at least one of the winners didn't come forward for a month or two because they were setting up their privacy walls. (I've heard the big winners sometimes get people who trespass and try to get hurt on your property so they can sue you.) Maybe if you go Ken Jennings and publicly donate a big chunk so everyone knows you don't have the big pile of money, then people won't hassle you for being lucky at lottery.