Monday bitchfest

MrsGraham06 · December 2013

I was about to have a melt-down this weekend, but went to DH before I started hyperventilating (only happened once in my life, a little over a week ago, kinda weird to me). He assured me he'll get everything done that I want, and that he'll be fine with me sitting and pointing, I just need to be patient and wait until next weekend. His vacation starts Dec 21.

Guess what- We have Christmas at my mom's family on Saturday, probably going to be all day. Then Sunday we'll be getting ready for Christmas with my ILs. And I still don't know if they are all going to MN or not. I won't be.

Crap, I'm starting to stress about the shit that still needs done, better stop while I'm "ahead".

MrsGraham06 · December 2013

If my contractions are going to be this painful, I want it to be the real deal! Non of this "Oh, look, haha, painful contraction, now lets wait 10 minutes for the next...and another 10 minutes...and we're done!"

How much longer???

pennstated912 · December 2013

@sugarland726 - to clarify, I'm not love titting that you and DD were awake all night. Just more or less that your rant is amazeballs. I'm sorry DD and you got no sleep

LuLusmomma · December 2013

I am so nauseous and so tired...how can I live 4 more weeks like this? And how am I going to accomplish all Christmas tasks and prep the temp to cover for me while I'm on ML?

And I hate the Midwife in my Dr office! She never tells me anything informative or reassuring. I have to ask what I'm measuring, what my BP is or what to expect next. If I do have any issues I want to discuss I get a very fake smile and a "I'm so sorry you aren't feeling well, I hope you feel better soon." My friends can tell me that much! I want to hear facts like "That sounds normal but if you notice xyz make sure you call." The doctor is so much better. I know that I am just another pregnant lady but at least he makes me feel like he cares.

Toribaker171 · December 2013

LO decided last night (while I was asleep, might I add) that she was not content being head down anymore and painfully switched positions, waking me for the rest of the night... She is now laying sideways/diagonal putting even more pressure on my already sore hips.... Yes, I know at 35 weeks she will move a lot still and will more than likely switch back, but the possibility of my being induced ANY day now makes me really anxious with this change.....

It's like she's teasing me!

megngregk · December 2013

Blockquote class="Quote" rel="Kld2014">-I want this baby out! Between stupid contractions that are there to do nothing but be a jackass and so much pelvic pain I can hardly walk and roll over at night I am DONE. And I'm only 37 weeks on Thursday and at my last OB visit my cervix was high and closed. Then why the f does it feel like this baby's head is in my vagina!?

-My mom is driving me insane. She won't stop calling and texting "How are you and Seri?" I really want to day "Well I had her two weeks ago and just forgot to tell you." I've stopped answering my phone because I end up snapping at her and she acts like I just told her to eat a dick and die.

-I have been asking H to move some stuff around and down to the garage for a week now so we have room to walk. Yesterday I was fed up and started doing it myself and he looks at me like I've gone nuts and keeps saying "I'll do that Hun, you can't be moving furniture, I can do it." Well I you had actually DONE it then I wouldn't have had to!

-MIL keeps trying to give us more crap. She came up and saw the re arranged house. Then when I say we are going to put two chairs there with the swing between she says "what about a table" I say we are going to use the other table that we already have or the bar behind where the chairs are. Her next comment "well I have this chest, you can put that in the middle." No, the swing will go there. "oh but what about coffee cups" THEY WILL GO ON THE LITTLE TABLE OR BEHIND YOU! You own this house and know exactly how small it is but keep trying to give us more crap to put in it! I DONT WANT YOUR SHIT!

That got long sorry!

I'm sorry, but this made me actually lol, and I needed that today. So, thank you.

Still rolling at "eat a dick and die".

Quote fail, my phone is completely messed up thanks to an "update" yesterday. Can I add to my bitchfest that system updates piss me off?

megngregk · December 2013

ChuggingWater said:

monkeybutt61612 said:
Belt of stretch marks.

Enough said.

My obgyn said those were in style?!?!

Then for the first time ever, I'm a fashionista bishes!

cowscrub · December 2013

@justjess421 happy birthday! Hope he gets his attitude in check and comes home with flowers and lots of birthday wishes.

My only BIG compliant is, I need my pubic bone to stop feeling like it's ripping apart. I know it needs to open up but god, this agonizing!! Each step is killing me physically and emotionally. My OB is like oh sorry delivery is the only thing to really help that but that won't happen for a atleast a few more weeks. I'm tired and hurting.

KristaBelieve · December 2013

Oh, have I got a good one today. My boss took the supervisors out for a thank you for what you do/holiday breakfast and charged it to the City, didn't even pay for it herself. Then, in the middle of breakfast with a dozen people she asks me, "Krista, tell us about your mother's birthing experience with you and your delivery." WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I said, "um wow, that's a personal question. No, I will not be discussing that at all." crickets....for at least two minutes. Huh? I am not the type of person that would be at all ok with a question like that in private from her let alone in a group breakfast setting. I am sitting here still flabergasted she would even think that was ok. She loves to tell everyone how easy her labor was and I'm sure she was just using me as a way to talk about herself but wow. What I really wanted to say is not everyone has a slip n slide for a vagina like you bitch.

Jen4033 · December 2013

This is my last week working out of my office. Starting next week I will work from home until baby time. While that is all well & good, I feel like I have a huge list of to-do's still & it is VERY hard to focus on them. I'm trying to prioritize so that, if it comes to it, the less important stuff is what doesn't get done, but of course, to everyone I work with THEIR task is more important than the other things on my list. It has been a rough weekend with cramps & pain, so I'm really curious what OB says tomorrow for my 38w check up. Last Wed I was almost 2cm & 50% effaced.

Come this Sat I will be 38w 3d. This is how far along I was when I had DS. I know it doesn't necessarily mean anything, but I'm kinda freaking out that this LO could possibly come soon. I'm still praying he holds out another week at least from then. After Xmas please!

Now watch - all my worrying & he will end up being 2w late & me being induced.

& can I ask who on earth gave my LO a switchblade to play with in there??!! Holy freakin hell it is like I am being stabbed to death in the cervix!

angiek1 · December 2013

And irregular contracts - why must you hurt?! so annoying.

Kc101212 · December 2013

I thought I was done my bitchfest, but I posted too early apparently...

- I was updating a website for work on my laptop when it just stopped connecting to the internet. The internet is still working, the computer's wireless is just unexplainably turned off. It keeps telling me to use the switch on the side or front of the computer to turn the wireless back on...but this model Dell doesn't have that feature. There are no buttons or switches on any side. WTF kind of computer tells you to look for and use features it doesn't have?!

- There's been a norovirus outbreak at the HS I work at. Just what a 8.5 month pregnant woman with a head cold needs the week before Christmas.

csandroo · December 2013

I have very few complaints about SO he has been like my pregnancy angel ... Buuuuut he just texted me from the grocery store asking if I wanted anything and I said yes please - bananas, yogurt, cheese, and waffles. He replied back "when I ask that I really just mean 1 or 2 things" I was like "oh okay well get 2 things and I'll get the other 2 myself" ..... And then he texts me back "sigh .... What kind of waffles?"

.....I don't know what's itching his butthole today but for real? You asked if I wanted anything and I do! I usually say "no" when you ask so i think I'm allowed to want 3 or 4 simple items when I'm 8 mos preggo and snowed in!!!! Hilarious.

RedSaffron · December 2013

This would not be considered a bitchfest, but more of a worryfest. The end is near and seeing all these mamas go to L&D all of a sudden is making me super anxious and nervous. It's like, whose next?

MiaMyPuggle · December 2013

I HATE cards with sparkles. Family and friends, STOP SENDING THEM! Yes, they are pretty, but my house doesn't need that pretty shit all over it!

I had a surprise sprinkle the weekend after thanksgiving thrown by my in laws and another one this past weekend by my family and friends. I was so surprised by both and was so flattered, but I am sooooo overwhelmed by all of the things I've received. I had everything I needed before the sprinkles. I don't want to seem unappreciative bc I absolutely do appreciate everything, but I asked for no showers and no gifts for a reason!!!! Ahhhhh. My house is 1500sf....where do I go with everything???

lolinshag · December 2013

Well, the back pain sucks. SUCKS SUCKITY SUCKS!

But also my manager needs to learn how to get organized. She drives me flappin nuts. And this is coming from a preggo impaired scatterbrain, if that gives you a clue how bad she is! How hard is it to finish a task when you start it? Like she went to reload the scotch tape dispenser. She spent 20 mins looking for the tape (after I told her right where it was "In the top drawer on the left hand side"). The she gets out 2 boxes, opens one, and sets them both down on one counter. Takes the open tape, cuts off the little starter edge and sticks it to another counter, then leaves the new roll on a third counter and never finished loading it! She just walked away and started another half ass job somewhere else. I had to go back and pick up all her shit and do the job myself.

Also, lady it does not take 4 hours to make a post on the library blog and Facebook. I sat down after she started and was done 20 mins later. It takes you that long because you are playing on Facebook and posting all those "cat hanging off a wire" inspirational poster crap to your personal account.

Oh, and my desk is not your inbox/catchall/trashcan/dish sink. Pick your crap up off my desk and put it where it goes. Know why you loose 75% of the paperwork that you are supposed to turn in? Because you leave it lying around all over the library, even in patron accessible areas! And the 7 different mugs and bottles and cups that are on my desk still half full? Guess what is going in your inbox!

And Friday we had staff training all day. When we broke for lunch, my manager, the guest speaker, my director, and myself all rode together to lunch. Director, Speaker and I were having a conversation about how to change some things work related. Manager keeps interrupting with random things like: "I went to the store and bought some cat food for my cats. What did you do last night?". or "I love Christmas lights, don't you?" grrrrrrrrrrrr

goldenB · December 2013

I drove 45mins to see my OB for my first weekly appointment and some chick decides to go into labour. He left the practice to go deliver and now I have to go back and do the whole drive up again on wednesday.

how rude.

dland0201 · December 2013

Why must I wake up at 3am and not be able to go back to sleep until 5am?? and I pee 3 times in that duration!!

Why must everything hurt when I move??

Stretch marks can suck it! HATE EM!

jamiecal · December 2013

Ugh, is it over yet? Here's my list:

1. I'm so disgusted by the fact that whenever I sit down my monstrous belly sits on my legs.

2. My boss wanted me to set up a meeting for this morning, then forgot about it, then made me sit there while he wasted an hour clicking on his stupid keyboard with his one stupid finger when I could have finished all the typing in about 3 minutes. LEARN HOW TO TYPE!

3. Apparently I wake up at 4am every day now. Just for fun.

4. If one more person tells me I'm definitely going to have a giant baby, I'm going to tell them they're the lucky winner of the 1,000th a-hole jackpot and their prize is a karate kick to the face. Except not face because I can't lift my leg that high, so they'll probably get a sharp kick in the shin. Maybe two, if I can find the energy.

5. DH has been great about getting me whatever I need (ice cream, back rub, etc.), but the list of 10 tiny little things I need him to do around the house keeps getting pushed off until "tomorrow." I don't know when this fictional tomorrow is coming, but I've been waiting for it since about September.

6. I want to be home in my sweatpants with my bra off.

I'm just a walking ray of f-ing sunshine these days. Is that what pregnancy glow really is? Not to celebrate anyone else's misery, but I'm really glad I'm not the only one!

pennstated912 · December 2013

I thought of another one. Every God forsaken person who asks me my EDD responds with, "Really? You look like you should've gone yesterday! I don't think you'll make it!" Not even joking, it's every single person who asks. The next person who does it is getting throat punched.

Yes, my belly is big but that's where 95% of my pregnant weight goes. Do you really need to make me feel like I'm three times the size I think I am, asshole?!

Siblynika · December 2013

I don't know how I'm going to deal with 28 more days of hip pain, migraines, heart burn, back cramps, RLS- the list goes on and on.

My dad is gonna be here two days before Christmas and I still need to clean the house so it doesn't look like I let it go to shit because I'd rather nap than scrub the tub. Where is that nesting urge I had a month ago? Hell if I know.

Oh, and if my MIL asks one more time to see my belly while video chatting DH and makes another comment about a Christmas baby, I may have to scream.

Tylynngrace · December 2013

I just want lose this damn pregnancy weight please. I don't need the extra 26 pounds.

jwp325 · December 2013

Thank you to the woman in Joann Fabrics who asked everyone but me if they were waiting in line to get fabric cut. Yes the 9 month pregnant lady with a cart full of flannel and terry cloth is just hanging out by the cutting counter for fun!

daltosostarby · December 2013

OSUWifey09 said:
I feel like I'm back in first trimester again. Acid reflux and nausea are back, I have no energy, I'm peeing all the time...I think people are starting to notice that I'm borderline miserable right now, because I'm getting a lot of sympathy looks as I waddle around.

This.

Plus I've been having uncomfortable/borderline painful back cramps and BH when I'm on my feet for an hour or more. Thank you irritable uterus, thank you so much.

Jphillips711 · December 2013

I have just wanted to cry all day!!

First I didn't sleep at all last night I'm so exhausted!!

Secondly and main reason is I've had a swollen lip and nose for a week!! Turns out I need a root cannel and guess what it's so bad I have to go to a special dentist which is gonna be so costly!! It's a crazy infection inside of it! I'm so sick of being in pain and not being able to laugh or smile cause the left side of my mouth doesn't work!!

Third my little sister who is 19 and in college keeps asking me to buy her friends Christmas presents!! Umm hell no I barley have enough money to buy what I actually need!!

Lane is totally running out of room in my stomach!! It hurts so bad when he punches and kicks me!! I'm sure I'll miss it when it's gone but I'm tired it's been along freaking 9 months when this is over

ac1259 · December 2013

daltoso said:

I feel like I'm back in first trimester again. Acid reflux and nausea are back, I have no energy, I'm peeing all the time...I think people are starting to notice that I'm borderline miserable right now, because I'm getting a lot of sympathy looks as I waddle around.

This. Plus I've been having uncomfortable/borderline painful back cramps and BH when I'm on my feet for an hour or more. Thank you irritable uterus, thank you so much.

@daltoso..yeah- less than an hour, like maybe 5-10 minutes? Walking through walmart the other day for a few quick things for Christmas was down right miserable..and have I mentioned my husband walks fast. I feel like an invalid telling him he needs to slow down and oh can you carry the 23 lb kicking baby..it's hard enough having one on the inside and contracting, carrying a big wiggly one on the outside is hell!

RedSaffron · December 2013

I'm gonna hop on the stretch mark bandwagon here and bitch. I hate going into the changing room and looking at my stomach. It looks like modern art. I can only see a little when I look down, but when I am in front of a mirror.. ugh.

4lilmunchkins · December 2013

My bump has dropped so low that my pubic hair has become part of my bump.

I managed to lock my keys in the house this afternoon while on my way out to get DD's from school. I was already running late, had to find and carry the ladder through 8 inches of snow to the kitchen widow. Once I got the screen and window open, the blinds fell down and broke. Luckily, my 7yr. old was with me and able to crawl through the window, unlock the front door and hand me the keys.

I'm so irritated with everything, especially SO's cat and dog.

F U Monday!

BABYROSEJEANS17 · December 2013

1. I'm having Jesse Spano moments because I have 5 days to wrap up a shyt ton of work before I'm out on vacation from Xmas Eve to the New Year. 2. Most of my colleagues are incompetent...no need to elaborate. 3. DS is sitting so high that I feel like I'm wearing one of those toddler orange floatie things. 4. SLEEP...where the f*ck have you gone???!!!! 5. MIL, seriously I know you mean well, but you're really irritating me. 6. Coworkers...I'm so tired of the freaking backhanded comments when you ask about how far long I am and insinuating that I'm small so I'm probably not eating enough. Seriously, have yourself another freaking donut and get back to work! 7. Upstairs neighbors...is it really necessary that you have to slam your damn drawers and drop shit on the floor all day long? Seriously, WTF are you doing up there? BTW, fix your damn washing machine so it doesn't sound like its going to fall into my apartment during the spin cycle.

MamaP19 · December 2013

Let me share DH's day with you. He stayed up til 3am last night watching tv/playing video games, gets up at 5:30am to get to FIL's by 6:30, drives FIL to the Dr., waits around for FIL and drives him home, gets home around 11:30, plays more video games and watches tv while DD and I nap, goes to sleep when DD and I wake up at 1:00pm, sleeps til 5:30, eats dinner, watches tv and plays with DD and I until her bedtime at 7:00.. As soon as she is down he turns to me and says, "what did you do all day? the house is a mess.." I was NOT in the mood so I replied, "absolutely nothing." He gets pissed, leaves for a while, comes back, and hasn't spoken to me since.

This isn't the first time he has said something idiotic like this to me. Somehow it doesn't occur to him that while he does whatever he wants whenever he wants on his off days, I'm taking care of our child and the house. Yes, it gets messy. I clean up every night when she goes to bed, but before I get the chance he makes snarky comments that I *never* clean and he's the *only* one who straightens things up. So sick of it.

Also, he rarely if ever goes to DD's doctor appointments with me. The older she gets, the harder it is for me to restrain her when we go. She always fights off the doctor and loses it when she gets shots. I warned him several weeks in advance about her appointment tomorrow and he said he'd go. At 6:00 tonight I hear, "Do I really need to go tomorrow? Can't you handle it?" I'm fully expecting him to stay up late again tonight and tell me that he's too tired to go. I would get mad, but I'm so out of fucks to give with him.

Okay, rant over.

joshsmandy · December 2013

Was late to work because my daughters school had a 2 hour delay even though my sons school did not. Had an extra long Ob apt today. I have twice weekly NST scans and today they made me stay on the NST until they could fax my print outs to my Ob who was out performing a delivery and get an answer from her if I could go home because LO was over reactive and was not calming gown. Then my truck kicked me out lol I slipped on the ice on the runner and fell right in the snow. Can we just skip Mondays for the next 4 weeks?

ERF222 · December 2013

Here we go,

1. My husbands car got broken into last night, it's very annoying but there was nothing of important value in the car and the window was replaced on sight. It's fixed, done, and he's acting like this is the worst thing to have ever happened ever!

2: the contractor we hired two months ago finally started the remodel in our bathroom. Now he's telling me that he doesn't like some of the tile I chose.. I'm Like FU! It's too late I'm not returning all of the tile because your too lazy to put one band of mosaic tile in the shower.

3: we are literally down to bread milk and cheese in our kitchen, and, between the contractor, afternoon pre k, and today's car drama, I haven't been able to go to the store then I get the text "what's for dinner?"
Grrrrrr.....

daltosostarby · December 2013

ac1259 said:

daltoso said:

OSUWifey09 said:

@daltoso..yeah- less than an hour, like maybe 5-10 minutes? Walking through walmart the other day for a few quick things for Christmas was down right miserable..and have I mentioned my husband walks fast. I feel like an invalid telling him he needs to slow down and oh can you carry the 23 lb kicking baby..it's hard enough having one on the inside and contracting, carrying a big wiggly one on the outside is hell!
Uhg, yes! Why do husbands have to walk so fast! It's ridiculous! I'm always having to tell him to slow down too!

I can't imagine having another kid as well! I know I want more kids, but I have no idea how all you STM+ do it all!

MrsGraham06 · December 2013

daltoso said:

daltoso said:

@daltoso..yeah- less than an hour, like maybe 5-10 minutes? Walking through walmart the other day for a few quick things for Christmas was down right miserable..and have I mentioned my husband walks fast. I feel like an invalid telling him he needs to slow down and oh can you carry the 23 lb kicking baby..it's hard enough having one on the inside and contracting, carrying a big wiggly one on the outside is hell!
Uhg, yes! Why do husbands have to walk so fast! It's ridiculous! I'm always having to tell him to slow down too! I can't imagine having another kid as well! I know I want more kids, but I have no idea how all you STM+ do it all!

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