After reading the 10 month old's Christmas List I got to thinking about what would really be on MY Christmas list to Santa...
1) 8 consecutive hours of sleep but I would gladly accept 7 (ok fine, 4)
2) My old ass
3) A bottle of wine
4) A bubble bath in which the water will stay warm for an unlimited amount of time so I don't have to get out
5) Another bottle of wine
6) A housekeeper
Edited to add 7)...I forgot hair extensions or maybe a toupee since I'm almost bald!
What about you guys?
Re: All I want for Christmas...
I would add sleeping in on a weekend past 7am.
Sleep, any amount any time will do
A husband that spontaneously offers to take LO so I can sleep, relax, shave both legs and my underarms in the same shower. ( if he had the body of Channing Tatum that would make the ret of this irrelevant).
More baby snuggles and less hysterical meltdowns for no reason
Any kind of sex drive.
A wardrobe full of clothes that actually fit me.
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Eat as much as I want without gaining weight
My old body
Sleep, lots of sleep.
Spa day
A spotless house or a magical button I could press that would instantly make the house clean.
Everything on my Pinterest, especially the apparel lol.
And I would also like:
-My boobs to be perky again
-a bottle that M will reliably accept, every time, so that DH may learn about the joys of MOTN feedings
-world peace. Why not.
My little bug, Madeline. Born June 2, 2013.
A personal chef
Haircut
Mani/pedi
Guaranteed time to work out uninterrupted every day (and have a shower after that's not rushed by a screaming child)
Or
Just plonk me on a beach in Barbados. I can manage without sleep there.
I'll add health for the year. Still dreading LOs first cold.
TTC #2:
March - May 2014 - Natural cycles - no luck
June 2014 - Clomid 50mg - BFN
July 2014 - Clomid 50mg - BFN
August 2014 - Clomid 50mg - BFN
September 2014 - Clomid 50mg - Fingers crossed...
Me (32) DH (34) | |
BFP #1 4/5/12 | Natural m/c on 4/18/12 (6w1d)
BFP #2 8/23/12 | DS born 5/3/13
BFP #3 12/6/15 | DD born 8/23/16
BFP #4 2/22/19 | EDD 10/28/19
Oh and world peace.
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A TV show or an at home movie night just once a week for a couple of hours with my husband sans intermittent baby checks.
Ability to go to the gym or yoga every day if I wanted to.
My employer letting me telecommute full time.
And maybe just one full on spa day.
2. Wine
3. A baby that sleeps
4. A baby that takes a bottle
5. My old Tatas
6. My old stomach
7. My old vajayjay
8. Basically the bod I had when I got married
9. A day off
10. My beautiful pregnancy skin, not too fond of the crazy PP breakouts ugh.
11. Clothing that is actually in style and makes me look hot.
ETA: a new house that is about 2.5x the size of our current house that also comes with a maid. I'm feeling greedy.
- my dog to learn that even if every dog in our neighborhood was actually playing poker on our front lawn and the dealer was the evil mailman, he is not allowed to bark when R is sleeping.
-for H to learn the incredibly complicated skill of putting dirty plates in the dishwasher and dirty clothes in the hamper. I know, asking a lot.
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