Shit DH says

Gatorsgirl731 · December 2013

He never ceases to amaze me.

DH walks into our bedroom.

Him: Babe, what's the code to unlock an R rated movie on the living room TV.

Me: Our wedding anniversary month and day.

He stands there any stares at me for about 10 seconds, then leaves.

15 min later he comes back in and grabs the fire safe from under the bed.

Me: What are you looking for?

Him: Our marriage license.

Facepalm

PongoLePond · December 2013

That's incredibly hilarious! I know you were probably irritated but the lengths he went to to avoid asking you your anniversary is really funny.

Gatorsgirl731 · December 2013

At this point I don't even get irritated anymore. I just store it away for the book in writing. Lol

Kittymom6 · December 2013

Lol, daddy brain?

DD was playing with her piano gym tonight and I was singing along but couldn't remember the lyrics.

Me: who came down and told little bunny foo foo not to hit the field mice?
DH: what?
Me: who told little bunny foo foo to stop scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head?
DH: oh, I don't know. Jesus?

We've totally nailed this parenting thing.

elllaf · December 2013

Kittymom6 said:

DH: oh, I don't know. Jesus?

We've totally nailed this parenting thing.

DEAD

Gatorsgirl731 · December 2013

awwwpuddin said:
DH talks to LO when changing her diaper, tells her he is cleaning her 'nooks and crannies'
wtf.

Love this.

HFrizzle · December 2013

My DH never fails to tell DS, when he's changing his diaper, that his balls are showing. I guess it's a line from Ace Ventura. LoL I just look at him like wtf?

EmJ&B · December 2013

Kittymom6 said:
Lol, daddy brain?

DD was playing with her piano gym tonight and I was singing along but couldn't remember the lyrics.

Me: who came down and told little bunny foo foo not to hit the field mice?
DH: what?
Me: who told little bunny foo foo to stop scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head?
DH: oh, I don't know. Jesus?

We've totally nailed this parenting thing.

Oh my lord .... funniest thing ever

kkeating22 · December 2013

Kittymom6 said:
Lol, daddy brain?

DD was playing with her piano gym tonight and I was singing along but couldn't remember the lyrics.

Me: who came down and told little bunny foo foo not to hit the field mice?
DH: what?
Me: who told little bunny foo foo to stop scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head?
DH: oh, I don't know. Jesus?

We've totally nailed this parenting thing.

It's the goon fairy, isn't it? Or did my mom make up lyrics too

FWIW, I was singing Three Blind Mice and somehow it was the farmer's wife who lost her tail. Whatevs

EmJ&B · December 2013

awwwpuddin said:

it's good fairy

Yep

manders726 · December 2013

I was commenting to DH the other day that DS seems a lot more fussy about having a wet diaper than DD ever did. I thought it was odd, because you'd think a girl would want a clean/dry diaper sooner than a boy.

"Nope," DH says. "He's got wet balls. No guy likes having wet balls."

So now, whenever DS needs a new diaper, I tell DH that the kid has wet balls.

Kittymom6 · December 2013

EmJ&B said:

awwwpuddin said:

it's good fairy
Yep

According to Google, it's the "good fairy" or just "fairy". Although I put this story on FB, and a friend said she thought it was Beyonce so I'm thinking about changing the lyrics and adding some dance moves.

WhenInRome11 · December 2013

I agree with the "good fairy"

P.S. I'm an early childhood music teacher.

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