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Things Not To Do In Your 3rd Trimester

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Re: Things Not To Do In Your 3rd Trimester

  • shellbell3845shellbell3845 member
    golfergirl08 said:

    Do not make your mom's snowball cookies unless you plan on eating 8 of them at one time. Because this will definitely happen.

    I would never plan on eating 8. Who can stop at 8? Those cookies are so delicious.
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  • Beachmommy1029Beachmommy1029 member
    Do not get settled in on the couch with a bag each of candy cane kisses and mint chocolate truffle kisses and think you won't eat them til you're sick. Bc you really DON'T have any self control these days. And then youll be too sick to figure out what to make for dinner. Wah.
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    @mevaroo Enjoy! May you have more self control than me. :\">
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  • VeronicaAnn143VeronicaAnn143 member
    Do not order extra French bread with your soup. It expands in liquid.


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    I haven't laughed this hard in a while and I've had the same load of laundry in my washer for 3 days and I've had to keep washing it because I forget about it lol

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  • Zriseon3Zriseon3 member
    Don't let your MIL make you feel bad for not seeing them Christmas Day because of other obligations forcing YOU to host a family dinner on Christmas Eve.

    Don't expect any chivalry when standing in line at Target, even though you can barely stand after walking around the store. No one will give up their spot.

    Don't try to reach for the salt at dinner or you will end up with mashed potatoes and gravy on your boob.
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  • ScottnsaranhenriScottnsaranhenri member
    Don't attempt to clean the bathtubs... really just don't attempt any cleaning that requires bending/kneeling down. Or just don't clean. That's even better.


    Oh thank God. I really didn't want to today. i think I need a maid now.

    Don't expect to have any energy for anything.

    And why is it that I can't sleep for hours at night, but 30 minutes before the alarm goes off I'm suddenly able too?!
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  • ScottnsaranhenriScottnsaranhenri member
    Sakura0019 said:

    Do NOT attempt to kill DH while he sleeps peacefully and you do not ... You'll probably regret it later. Maybe not, but it's better to re-evaluate this decision during the day.

    ;)

    LOL.
    Isn't the fact that he's sleeping peacefully grounds for divorce....?
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  • VeronicaAnn143VeronicaAnn143 member
    Don't get hooked on a limited time only item at Panda Express, you'll have to fight tears when you realize it's gone and you were craving it.

    So long, honey sesame chicken, so long...

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  • ScottnsaranhenriScottnsaranhenri member
    Do not buy the Costco Minis bag thinking you'll eat one or two instead of a whole candy bar. That's just dumb.
    Do not move said bag to the laundry room in the basement to get it out of the way. You will only make yourself do laundry more often.
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  • jlgirodjlgirod member
    mygod--these are SO great! Thanks for the laughs and validation that what I'm feeling is normal. 

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  • btrebusbtrebus member
    Do not try to zip up your super cute new boots around your ginormous calves and expect them to zip up all the way. DO accept the fact that they will only zip up halfway and just wear them like that. It's a new trend, I swear. 

    Do not go to your stepson's band concert and sit in the bleachers for 2 hours with no backrest and expect to not walk like an 80 year old lady afterwards. 
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  • DawizzleDawizzle member
    edited December 2013
    btrebus said: Do not try to zip up your super cute new boots around your ginormous calves and expect them to zip up all the way. DO accept the fact that they will only zip up halfway and just wear them like that. It's a new trend, I swear. 

    Do not go to your stepson's band concert and sit in the bleachers for 2 hours with no backrest and expect to not walk like an 80 year old lady afterwards. 
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