I hated my wedding. I wanted to elope but my man wanted a wedding, so I agreed to it. Planning the whole thing and spending all that money sent me into depression. If I could go back, I would not do it.
Also, I don't like our newborn photos and think we were totally ripped off, but everyone else says they are great, so I have kept my mouth shut.
I hand my baby over to annoying people after nursing and burping her with a warning that she usually spits up after 10-15 minutes. Not annoying (read: respectful) people get the baby, the warning, AND a spit up towel.
Mine is more of an UO but I was too busy #pounding to post it yesterday. I hate winter, especially snow. Sure, its pretty for 5 seconds. But its dangerous as shit and people/property gets hurt
I hated my wedding. I wanted to elope but my man wanted a wedding, so I agreed to it. Planning the whole thing and spending all that money sent me into depression. If I could go back, I would not do it.
My situation was slightly different but the feeling was similar. Only now almost five years later and two kids, can I look at the pictures and feel slightly positive about it.
I have another. I am waiting to have a colposcopy, and I wore my old toms without socks so that my feet will be all stinky when they are up by the dr.s face. I already had a Colpo in may that was normal, and the doctor didn't want to redo my pap, so I am being a little passive aggressive about the whole thing. Go ahead and flame me.
But before you blame/flame me it was (mostly) DH's doing.
No flame here I'm right there with ya. We tried a few times after and it wasn't comfortable so we stopped. I am getting my mirina next week though so that should change soon.
Sometimes I close my door at work and pretend to pump just so no one can bother me. Luckily no one in my office knows any better (and the ones that do don't care) because it appears that I'm pupming like...5 hours a day!
Olivia and Matilda, 09/10/201 - Graham, 10/01/2013
Sometimes in the evenings I cluster feed DD just so I can sit and watch Friends reruns while DH manages our toddler. He doesn't need to know she's not hungry and just napping on me.
I have another. I am waiting to have a colposcopy, and I wore my old toms without socks so that my feet will be all stinky when they are up by the dr.s face. I already had a Colpo in may that was normal, and the doctor didn't want to redo my pap, so I am being a little passive aggressive about the whole thing. Go ahead and flame me.
No flames from me; why the f wouldn't the doc just redo the pap instead of a colp?! I'd be pissed too.
Because they reevaluated the same pap and found the same results (imagine that!) This Dr is an old man who doesn't like being challenged or questioned, especially by women. I do not have a choice about getting a second opinion, unfortunately
Here's an actual confession ... when people were giving me gifts for DS, we got several duplicates that I took back to target and Carters. I also took back ugly things or things that were NMS, saying they were duplicates
MIL and DH's insane grandma both got some weird/fugly/NMS things that I couldn't take back based on where they were purchased. Originally, I was going to have these clothes be daycare back ups but I really like daycare people and I don't want them to think that's how I dress my kid.
So I've "lost" the worst ones and will lie that they were ruined by a poopsplosion if asked.
Now that I'm back at work and LO is STTN, I don't get to see her as much. After I put her to bed at night, I miss her. So I watch her on the video monitor and fight the urge to wake her up just to see her cuteness.
The inlaws were in from out of town last week. The first time they came out was at 5 weeks, and I had to ask to hold my child, and when I did they made a big deal about it making me feel guilty for taking him away from grandparent time. Hello...it's MY baby, momma needs to bond too and I was missing him!
This time when they came out, any time they tried to hold him, look at him, etc. he'd burst out in tears and would stop immediate when I took him. He was going through something, call it growth spurt or wonder week, but it was hella funny and while I acted sad for them, inside I was giggling with glee. Sorry, not sorry!!
Here's an actual confession ... when people were giving me gifts for DS, we got several duplicates that I took back to target and Carters. I also took back ugly things or things that were NMS, saying they were duplicates
MIL and DH's insane grandma both got some weird/fugly/NMS things that I couldn't take back based on where they were purchased. Originally, I was going to have these clothes be daycare back ups but I really like daycare people and I don't want them to think that's how I dress my kid.
So I've "lost" the worst ones and will lie that they were ruined by a poopsplosion if asked.
I did this, too. Particularly with almost everything from my grandma. One gift was a garage sale Classic Pooh swing that sounded like it was dying. The other items were 2T shorts and tees (WTF?) that didn't match, which is NBD, just totally random. The last thing she brought to the hospital when LO was born was a snowsuit ("to wear in the car") that was torn (also from a garage sale. Ugh. But I smiled and donated most of it.
But before you blame/flame me it was (mostly) DH's doing.
Yep.
Mine: I had a friend give me a hideous outfit for the baby shower. I put it on her, took a pic to send, then promptly took it off and redressed her. It's NB so now it's too small. Dang
I've still never heard the 'what the fox say' song or the 'wrecking ball song'
And my idea of getting dressed is going from pajamas to sweatpants. I rarely leave the house though. I have no money and it's winter so I'm not cleaning off the car and taking her out in near zero temps.
R&K married 4.15.11. TTC #1 since 7.11.12
BFP #1 9.9.12 EDD 5.21.13 c/p 9.12.12 at 4 weeks 1 day
BFP #2 10.15.12 EDD 6.28.13 c/p 10.19.12 at 4 weeks.
BFP #3 1.19.13 EDD 10.1.13 Eleanor born 10.7.13 at 40 weeks 6 days
My grandmother gave us an outfit that was covered in pink mice because my mom "loves mice" . My mom is indifferent towards mice. Also, LO is a boy...not that boys can't wear pink, but it is clearly for a girl and just NMS. So, I am regifting it to a friend who just had a girl and plan to tell my grandmother that it just doesn't fit him and we never got a pic. Ooops!
My confession- DH's grandfather plays Santa Claus each year in the mountains where he lives. His grandparents are coming down this weekend to do an appearance at a local store, so we'll have to take DD and DS to see them and get pictures. I'll still be taking DS to the mall for his official "first picture with Santa" because I like the mall Santa better (he looks jollier/friendlier) and it's the same guy that DD had her first picture with, so I want them to be consistent.
m/c 9/22/07 at 8w5d...BFP 12/23/07! DD born 9/4/2008,
BFP 2/14/13...DS born 10/22/2013
Lol ... I did this with the weird "spooky league" shirt that MIL gave him for Halloween. I sent her a pic of him smiling in it and kept the mad face pic for me ... and immediately took it off him.
So this ice storm we just had has made me think of a few confessions: I cannot open a garage door manually. I cannot start a fire in the fireplace. I am completely and utterly useless without the internet. I'm such a non-people person that I would rather freeze to death in my own house that go over and ask my neighbor for help. What else. Oh yes. And I had to buy a pregnancy test.
What???? Pregnancy test? Care to share the results?
I confess: I apparently love the high school, drama/soap opera shows!
First, I love Gossip Girl, and even DH has watched it with me.
Second, now I'm on a Glee marathon.
I confess: I apparently love the high school, drama/soap opera shows!
First, I love Gossip Girl, and even DH has watched it with me.
Second, now I'm on a Glee marathon.
You would LOVE One Tree Hill!!
I was going to add Secret Life of the American Teenager.
R&K married 4.15.11. TTC #1 since 7.11.12
BFP #1 9.9.12 EDD 5.21.13 c/p 9.12.12 at 4 weeks 1 day
BFP #2 10.15.12 EDD 6.28.13 c/p 10.19.12 at 4 weeks.
BFP #3 1.19.13 EDD 10.1.13 Eleanor born 10.7.13 at 40 weeks 6 days
I go back to work January 6, and I haven't done a single thing to prepare for the new semester. This is a lame confession, but it's what is on my mind the most at the moment.
Another TV confession: I am watching Full House. It's my guilty pleasure. I will probably forever love that show.
Any Pretty Little Liars fans? And I loved The Lying Game but I think it is over.
Secret Life got real annoying at the end.
My FFFC: I love teenage dramas and am 13 on the inside. My all time favs were 90210, Party of Five, and My So Called Life. At least those were age appropriate at the time.
Only if you have sequin Uggs... didn't somebody say that is what makes you 13 yesterday?
I love the Vampire Diaries. Watch it religiously. And I was REALLY upset when Secret Circle got canceled.
Oh and I also am probably the one person who watches Melissa and Joey.
I watch it too. And Baby Daddy.
So there are two of us!! lol. For some reason i love Melissa Joan Hart...probably bc I grew up watching clarissa! And Joey!!! For a short, balding guy he's cute! WHOA!
Olivia and Matilda, 09/10/201 - Graham, 10/01/2013
I go back to work January 6, and I haven't done a single thing to prepare for the new semester. This is a lame confession, but it's what is on my mind the most at the moment.
Another TV confession: I am watching Full House. It's my guilty pleasure. I will probably forever love that show.
Full House is one of my favorite shows ever! I met Dave Coulier on a red eye and he was rude!
Re: FFFC
#2 due 12.23.17
Also, I don't like our newborn photos and think we were totally ripped off, but everyone else says they are great, so I have kept my mouth shut.
My husband noticed; I claimed innocence.
Muuuuaaahhhhh
Not since conception.
that's right.
But before you blame/flame me
it was (mostly) DH's doing.
#toolazytolookitup
#nofucksgiven
Sometimes I close my door at work and pretend to pump just so no one can bother me. Luckily no one in my office knows any better (and the ones that do don't care) because it appears that I'm pupming like...5 hours a day!
Olivia and Matilda, 09/10/201 - Graham, 10/01/2013
Also, I've only had sex 4 times since conception. Twice PP w,/o contraception
MIL and DH's insane grandma both got some weird/fugly/NMS things that I couldn't take back based on where they were purchased. Originally, I was going to have these clothes be daycare back ups but I really like daycare people and I don't want them to think that's how I dress my kid.
So I've "lost" the worst ones and will lie that they were ruined by a poopsplosion if asked.
This time when they came out, any time they tried to hold him, look at him, etc. he'd burst out in tears and would stop immediate when I took him. He was going through something, call it growth spurt or wonder week, but it was hella funny and while I acted sad for them, inside I was giggling with glee. Sorry, not sorry!!
Yes. Same here.
Mine: I had a friend give me a hideous outfit for the baby shower. I put it on her, took a pic to send, then promptly took it off and redressed her. It's NB so now it's too small. Dang
#2 due 12.23.17
R&K married 4.15.11. TTC #1 since 7.11.12
BFP #1 9.9.12 EDD 5.21.13 c/p 9.12.12 at 4 weeks 1 day
BFP #2 10.15.12 EDD 6.28.13 c/p 10.19.12 at 4 weeks.
BFP #3 1.19.13 EDD 10.1.13 Eleanor born 10.7.13 at 40 weeks 6 days
13dpo hcg@32, progesterone@13.7, 15dpo hcg@110, 16dpo progesterone@25.9
My blog:Urban Times in Michigan ~ My Bfp Chart
And my idea of getting dressed is going from pajamas to sweatpants. I rarely leave the house though. I have no money and it's winter so I'm not cleaning off the car and taking her out in near zero temps.
R&K married 4.15.11. TTC #1 since 7.11.12
BFP #1 9.9.12 EDD 5.21.13 c/p 9.12.12 at 4 weeks 1 day
BFP #2 10.15.12 EDD 6.28.13 c/p 10.19.12 at 4 weeks.
BFP #3 1.19.13 EDD 10.1.13 Eleanor born 10.7.13 at 40 weeks 6 days
13dpo hcg@32, progesterone@13.7, 15dpo hcg@110, 16dpo progesterone@25.9
My blog:Urban Times in Michigan ~ My Bfp Chart
First, I love Gossip Girl, and even DH has watched it with me.
Second, now I'm on a Glee marathon.
Lol ... I did this with the weird "spooky league" shirt that MIL gave him for Halloween. I sent her a pic of him smiling in it and kept the mad face pic for me ... and immediately took it off him.
Here's the mad face pic...
R&K married 4.15.11. TTC #1 since 7.11.12
BFP #1 9.9.12 EDD 5.21.13 c/p 9.12.12 at 4 weeks 1 day
BFP #2 10.15.12 EDD 6.28.13 c/p 10.19.12 at 4 weeks.
BFP #3 1.19.13 EDD 10.1.13 Eleanor born 10.7.13 at 40 weeks 6 days
13dpo hcg@32, progesterone@13.7, 15dpo hcg@110, 16dpo progesterone@25.9
My blog:Urban Times in Michigan ~ My Bfp Chart
I love the Vampire Diaries. Watch it religiously. And I was REALLY upset when Secret Circle got canceled.
Oh and I also am probably the one person who watches Melissa and Joey.
Olivia and Matilda, 09/10/201 - Graham, 10/01/2013
Another TV confession: I am watching Full House. It's my guilty pleasure. I will probably forever love that show.
Olivia and Matilda, 09/10/201 - Graham, 10/01/2013