WTF Wednesday

INmommy871278 · December 2013

Let's hear them ladies!

INmommy871278 · December 2013

WTF DH you don't need to wake me up at 5am to tell me how much your check will be, I will know Friday when it goes into the account. WTF DS why won't you eat anything, you can't live off of milk no matter how much you think it will work!

tourqeyes · December 2013

WTF SOCIETY - What about Christmas time makes you all becomes extra shitty drivers?!

tourqeyes · December 2013

INmommy871278 said:

WTF DH you don't need to wake me up at 5am to tell me how much your check will be, I will know Friday when it goes into the account. WTF DS why won't you eat anything, you can't live off of milk no matter how much you think it will work!

I hear that. My kid would live off of mac n cheese, pizza, and cookies if i let him. Mother of the year!

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purpleXdandelion · December 2013

WTF self~ stop being so PO'd at everything! It makes you and everyone around you crabby.

SimpleComplexity · December 2013

I'm watching a friends kids while she's out of the COUNTRY right? Why am getting texts about who has to do dishes?! W.T.F!!! IF you trusted me to watch the kids, trust me to assign some chores heffa. I can't wait until she gets back. Never again will this mess happen.

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alygoo615 · December 2013

Bliss+Berry said:

WTF long nail dude at Starbucks? My white chocolate mocha is now just meh and I can't enjoy it. Also, your wanna be hipster-ness is way annoying and that green santa hat makes me want to snatch you baldheaded. Please stop ruining my happy Starbucks drive thru experience.

WTF- they have drive thru Starbucks?!?! How did I not know this!

Soon2b214 · December 2013

WTF, enough with the frigid temperatures already!!! Day 10 in the -40Cs

kmawb · December 2013

WTF mother nature?! Snow squalls again today! And on that same note: WTF crappy drivers endangering the rest of us on the roads!

INmommy871278 · December 2013

alygoo615 said:

Bliss+Berry said:

WTF long nail dude at Starbucks? My white chocolate mocha is now just meh and I can't enjoy it. Also, your wanna be hipster-ness is way annoying and that green santa hat makes me want to snatch you baldheaded. Please stop ruining my happy Starbucks drive thru experience.

WTF- they have drive thru Starbucks?!?! How did I not know this!

Wait....there are Starbucks without drive thrus?

AnnaMPAdams · December 2013

WTF family, why is my pregnancy all about YOU, and why can't you keep your mouth shut when we said we weren't telling anybody else yet. I really enjoyed that text from a friend saying that she heard a rumor that I was pregnant and it came from my MIL!!

elishavandusen · December 2013

WTF boss why did you schedule your doctors appointment on our busiest day of the week leaving me in charge with one brand new assistant ?!?

cakebatter27 · December 2013

Wtf sciatic nerve...I already look like a cow, I don't need to be a miserable one. Thanks for not letting me sleep and making pooping feel like I'm birthing something.

Salsera29 · December 2013

WTF spotting and WTF self. You know it's totally normal so stop freaking out. (It's different all of a sudden when it happens to you, huh?) So happy I have an u/s tonight anyway.

Lola825 · December 2013

WTF self. Get it together! I'm an emotional roller coaster with no end in sight! Ugh.

Also, WTF DH I'm sick of telling you things 100 effing times. Listen the first time, I'm done repeating myself everyday!!!!

helloblueeyes · December 2013

WTF self, why are you tearing up to Counting Stars by One Republic?

AutumnBonfire · December 2013

WTF DH - Why can't you just do the dishes? He tells me every day that he'll do the dishes and then gets too lazy. I woke up yesterday to smelly dishes piled up on the counter that I had to do myself (since I was off work because of snow). I refuse to do the crockpot (dirty from Sunday), since he said he would and this morning I noticed that in the crockpot is the meatloaf pan from last week. WFT?! That is gross. You have all this time yesterday to decorate your mother's house for Christmas (which you have not done at our house) and are then too tired to do anything when you come home?! Get your shit together.

lizzybeth13 · December 2013

WTF self. You had an internal exam yesterday, and the doctor told you that it would cause spotting. So why when you woke up this morning did you freak out at the spotting? Stop being such a drama queen and chin up.

jjess1201 · December 2013

I can totally relate! My mom has been telling everyone!

netsirk2013 · December 2013

Wtf husband, as I was half asleep he took my hand and rubbed his chest with it and was like "feel that?" Yeah wtf why did you just make me touch your huge pimple?!

cakebatter27 · December 2013

Salsera29 said:

WTF spotting and WTF self. You know it's totally normal so stop freaking out. (It's different all of a sudden when it happens to you, huh?) So happy I have an u/s tonight anyway.

So true. I read "It's all normal" and then it happens and I'm like, "Shit, it's not normal, I better call the Ob nurse stat!"

PregsMcSnoozalot · December 2013

What the eff, chair massage at the mall lady?! I told you I was pregnant and then you used massage oil with arnica in it?! So pissed!!!!

ewatbot · December 2013

WTF lab at my clinic? You took 8 giant tubes of blood and made me pee in a cup, but none of the tests you did actually tell me I'm really pregnant. I'm happy I don't have syphillis, but I want I know I'm preggo for REAL!

mrscurlygurl · December 2013

WTF lady at the gym. Is this really the place to shave your face?

tourqeyes · December 2013

mrscurlygurl said:

WTF lady at the gym. Is this really the place to shave your face?

WHUT?

elishavandusen · December 2013

AutumnBonfire said:
WTF DH - Why can't you just do the dishes? He tells me every day that he'll do the dishes and then gets too lazy. I woke up yesterday to smelly dishes piled up on the counter that I had to do myself (since I was off work because of snow). I refuse to do the crockpot (dirty from Sunday), since he said he would and this morning I noticed that in the crockpot is the meatloaf pan from last week. WFT?! That is gross. You have all this time yesterday to decorate your mother's house for Christmas (which you have not done at our house) and are then too tired to do anything when you come home?! Get your shit together.

My DH does the same thing with most of the housework. It's sh***y and I'm sorry

V1981 · December 2013

wtf customer service lady at the dog fence company. Only because she was wretched on the phone. I'm trying to pay your company money to put in a new one!

RichLab · December 2013

WTF system at work, WHY MUST YOU CRASH SO OFTEN!!! oh and WTF SUPPLY PERSON! just cos i have a set of double D doesn't mean you will talk past me when discussing our machines I KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE THAN YOU! TO BUGGER OFF! im done :-)

ohwhyknow · December 2013

WTF TMI being winded every time I feel like I could possibly-finaly-thistimeforreal - go to the bathroom and instead just leave exhausted and more bloated. The porcelain thrown of torment and disappointment.

Kabee4 · December 2013

WTF coworker?! You can talk to me first before cc'ing our bosses on the email. She is out to get me!

hupp0013 · December 2013

WTF headache! Will you just please go away for a whole day? Please?

mrscurlygurl · December 2013

tourqeyes said:

mrscurlygurl said:

WTF lady at the gym. Is this really the place to shave your face?

WHUT?

She was either dry shaving or brushing the hair on her face. Either way...weirdo!

AmericanInOz · December 2013

WTF Australia Post - I am PISSED that I paid nearly $100 to send 40 xmas cards to the states, NEVER AGAIN. Next year I'm sending a package of my cards and my parents can post them for me from within the states, I'm bitter

Mule198513 · December 2013

Wtf ob!! I finally graduated from the RE to OB and I felt like that we were just cattle in the office. It took almost 2 hours and I was only with the doctor for 10 minutes tops. She didn't explain anything and never even told me if I should continue or stop the metformin. ( my RE had said some OBs keep you on some off) I get to see someone else from the practice next time but it's not for a month. I feel so so discouraged.

beccaxrad · December 2013

WTF demon blob baby inside of me!?! We both need to eat, so stop purging all of my food!

AMcLaws · December 2013

WTF hubby? Why is it every time I say "I think I might be sick", your response is "drink some water". Putting something on an already queasy tummy is not the answer. At least not until the nausea passes, OR I do get sick.

(I know he means well, but when my head is in the toilet, it's the last thing I want to hear)

BBColt78 · December 2013

Mule198513 said:

Wtf ob!! I finally graduated from the RE to OB and I felt like that we were just cattle in the office. It took almost 2 hours and I was only with the doctor for 10 minutes tops. She didn't explain anything and never even told me if I should continue or stop the metformin. ( my RE had said some OBs keep you on some off) I get to see someone else from the practice next time but it's not for a month. I feel so so discouraged.

@Mule198513 Girl, just switch and do it now. This happened to me when I was pregnant with DD. Went from the RE to OB and the OB sucked. Spent very limited time and asked me dumb questions. One time they passed my heartbeat off as the baby's. Get out now. Don't be scared! I actually went to my local Bump Board (Chicago) and go the rec for my amazing OB. GL!

Holy shit the WTF Wednesday is hilarious! Love these posts!